Petition for the Knighthood of Jeremy Monteith
Who: Jeremy Montieth, a great American young man.
What: Please consider Jeremy Montieth for knighthood.
Why: It's his birthday.
How has he been in the service of Her Majesty the Queen: I've heard he likes "fish & chips."
Additional information in support of this nomination: Jeremy loves Jesus, he has a vast knowledge of Seinfeld, he is a gifted percussionist, you must admit "Sir Jeremy Montieth" sounds terrific, and most importantly, it is useless to deny this request because Jeremy always gets his.
This e-petition has been rejected with the following reason given:
E-petitions cannot include information about honours or appointments.
Find information about nominations for honours at: http://www.direct.gov.uk/honours
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Monday 7 April 2014