Reduce the chances of a UK nationalist from spontaneously combusting.

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Reduce the chances of a UK nationalist from spontaneously combusting.

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The United Kingdom currently has the highest rate of spontaneous human combustions throughout Europe, and if my research proves correct; throughout the entire world.

It would be ignorant to ignore it or pass it off as just sheer luck, as there has obviously got to be a reason as to why the UK has approximately triple the amount of spontaneous human combustions compared to the second highest rated country, Estonia.

I wish to see the UK government funding money on the research of spontaneous combustion, so that once and for all we can finally get to the bottom of this conspiracy of which is currently being passed off as a natural occurring 'phenomenon'.

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