Submitted on Friday 9th December 2011
Published on Monday 12th December 2011
Current status: Closed
Closed: Wednesday 12th December 2012
Signatures: 4
Tagged with
British ~ Crime ~ Economy ~ housing crisis ~ Money ~ Tax ~ UK ~ Unemployment
The Patriotic Retirement Plan:
Dear Mr. Osbourne,
Please find below a suggestion for fixing the UK 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks, use the following plan.
There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire.
Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed
2) They MUST buy a new British car.
Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed
4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
Crime rate fixed
5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/fuel every week .....
There's your money back in duty/tax etc.
It can't get any easier than that!
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