Everyone stands on the right of the escalator unless you're walking through. Failure to comply will result in a legally allowed beating death.

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Everyone stands on the right of the escalator unless you're walking through. Failure to comply will result in a legally allowed beating death.

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Enough is enough! Everyone stands on the usual right of the escalator allowing a corridor for more hurried populace. Failure to comply means we can legally hurl you from the escalator.

Also some kind of award would be nice. Like tea or biscuits.

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