Submitted on Tuesday 22nd October 2013
Rejected on Wednesday 21st June 2017
Current status: Rejected
Rejection code: irrelevant (see below for details)
Abolish Fringes on Breakfast TV
This petition sets out to highlight the plight of talented and expressive Eyebrows at the hands of the boring immobile Fringes.
Eyebrows have an essential job to do, in enhancing and dramatising the delivery of the BBC Breakfast News. However in recent months a “maney veil” has been drawn over our ability to ensure that the news items are delivered with the correct and telling expression.
We do not wish to single out any offending presenters by naming them here, but our Steph McGovern knows who she is.
No longer, in the name of fashion, should us Brows remain hidden behind the hairy curtain.
End this follicle challenge and set us Eyebrows free to dance and entertain you. Sign our petition now and have hair restored to your screens, plucked, threaded and ready to seduce.
Don’t cut the BBC budget, cut the Fringe and raise your Brows.
David Cameron man the Shears!
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