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Confirm or deny reports that you have offered Aidan Burley a seat in the Lords if he will quit and promise to keep quiet.

Submitted on Wednesday 5th February 2014

Rejected on Wednesday 21st June 2017

Current status: Rejected

Rejection code: irrelevant (see below for details)

Petition Action

Confirm or deny reports that you have offered Aidan Burley a seat in the Lords if he will quit and promise to keep quiet.

Additional Information

It is reported that many Conservative electeds belong to a Nazi fringe group on the edge of but supported by the Conservative Party. Aidan Burley has overstepped the mark and must go but you cannot risk sacking him because he knows too much about the Nazi membership of the Conservatives, so you have been forced to offer him the most lucrative of prizes to make sure he doesn't spill the beans on you. Confirm or deny, please, Mr (or is it more properly 'Herr') Cameron.


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