petition to ban onions in the uk

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petition to ban onions in the uk

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Our food in this country is blighted by tje scourge of onions. They somehow find their way into every dish despite being disgusting and having a vile texture. Also so people are allergic to onions and could be spared much distress if onions were prohibited.

Henceforth we suggest;

All imports of onion to be stopped immediately

Any person attempting to cultivate onions to be charged with manufacture of a controlled vegetable

Anyone who knowingly serves onion to another person to be charged with attempted murder

These laws will also cover the strest versions known as 'shallots' and 'spring' onions as well as the genetically altered 'red onion' which has been engineered to be super disgusting.

Please, think of the children

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