Submitted on Sunday 2nd March 2014
Rejected on Wednesday 21st June 2017
Current status: Rejected
Rejection code: irrelevant (see below for details)
Equal rights for Bakewell Tarts.
"And on the 5th day, thy lord he pondereth and he thus createth bakethwell tarts" - Genesis
Throughout history Bakewell tarts have stamped there mark, a titillating concoction that over rides the senses. However, quite recently they have been consigned to the rubbish tip, discarded when no longer needed. THIS HAS TO CHANGED.
We believe in equality, we are not so different from the Bakewell ourselves yet we are allowed freedom when they are not. They are to be enjoyed, they are the platonic orgasm of the mouth and they too, to quote Mel Gibson, deserve FREEDOM.
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