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Shove a pineapple up Andrew RT Davies' arse when he uses the word "separatist"

Submitted on Friday 20th March 2026

Rejected on Thursday 26th March 2026

Current status: Rejected

Rejection code: irrelevant (see below for details)

Petition Action

Shove a pineapple up Andrew RT Davies' arse when he uses the word "separatist"

Petition Details

He's constantly using the word to describe his political opponents without any evidence to show that they are, in fact, separatists. If we shove a pineapple up his arse every time he does it, it might make him stop.

Additional Information

After hearing about these non-existent separatists for months it's time to do something about it!


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