Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
The government should tackle communities that have a majority of benefit claimants.
Open from Monday 27th January 2014 to Sunday 27th July 2014
2 signatures
Stop benefits for EU migrants that are all ready living in UK.
Open from Monday 27th January 2014 to Sunday 27th July 2014
6 signatures
Change the rules on naturalisation.
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Wednesday 30th July 2014
2 signatures
End Inactive Animal Products in Medicine and Vaccines
Open from Monday 27th January 2014 to Tuesday 27th January 2015
8 signatures
Government to create virtual Economic Recovery Zone. VERZ
Open from Monday 27th January 2014 to Tuesday 27th January 2015
1 signatures
Paid Time off Work for School Governors
Open from Wednesday 12th February 2014 to Tuesday 12th August 2014
2 signatures
Create a Sovereign Bank Fund
Open from Tuesday 28th January 2014 to Wednesday 28th January 2015
3 signatures
CAPITA and Personal Independence Payment (PIP) Assessments
Open from Tuesday 28th January 2014 to Monday 28th July 2014
2 signatures
Make Fracking Transparent
Open from Tuesday 28th January 2014 to Monday 28th April 2014
6 signatures
Birmingham ring and ride service
Open from Friday 31st January 2014 to Thursday 31st July 2014
2 signatures
Allow an election veto vote
Open from Wednesday 29th January 2014 to Thursday 29th January 2015
2 signatures
Introduce legislation to prevent public transport workers from striking
Open from Tuesday 28th January 2014 to Wednesday 28th January 2015
8 signatures
Crown Estate
Open from Tuesday 28th January 2014 to Wednesday 28th January 2015
3 signatures
We need a government for the people that improves the quality of life for all
Open from Tuesday 28th January 2014 to Wednesday 28th January 2015
8 signatures
Bring back the death penalty for fraudulent phone con artists spammers who send computer viruses
Open from Wednesday 29th January 2014 to Thursday 29th January 2015
2 signatures
Payday Lenders and Mortgage Refusals
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Wednesday 30th April 2014
2 signatures
Ban Lad Mags!
Open from Wednesday 29th January 2014 to Wednesday 29th October 2014
4 signatures
Legalize "skipping"/dumpster diving in the UK.
Open from Wednesday 29th January 2014 to Thursday 29th January 2015
8 signatures
Introduce guidelines that GP Surgeries should have place allocated for Local Support Group & Charity Posters
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Friday 30th January 2015
1 signatures
Name London's New Garden Bridge 'Lumley Bridge'
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Friday 30th January 2015
6 signatures
PPI enforcement
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Friday 30th January 2015
2 signatures
make multi nationals pay corporation tax in country where profits created
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Friday 30th January 2015
4 signatures
fine for throwing cigarette butt out of car
Open from Friday 31st January 2014 to Saturday 31st January 2015
9 signatures
Brake Light Hazard Whilst Stopped In Traffic
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Friday 30th January 2015
7 signatures
Northern Regions should be offered HS2 billions as redevelopment loans.
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
3 signatures
Single Pension Account
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Friday 30th January 2015
3 signatures
Clarify the status of Scots born UK citizens
Open from Monday 10th February 2014 to Monday 10th November 2014
7 signatures
Improve UK Public Bus Services For Disabled & Elderly
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Friday 30th January 2015
8 signatures
Stop housing families with young children in blocks of flats.
Open from Tuesday 11th February 2014 to Wednesday 11th February 2015
3 signatures
Ban of new installation of sound limiters (aka noise polution device) and removal of currently installed sound limiters in "entertainment" venues
Open from Thursday 13th February 2014 to Friday 13th February 2015
3 signatures
If benefits claimants refuse jobs, they should have their benefits stopped
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Friday 30th January 2015
8 signatures
Moor Lane Bridge (Weston super Mare), Widen the width between road bollards.
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Friday 30th January 2015
3 signatures
Exile of Kashmiri Hindus.
Open from Friday 31st January 2014 to Saturday 31st January 2015
2 signatures
make bereavement leave law
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Friday 30th January 2015
4 signatures
online safety registration scheme with the servers
Open from Wednesday 5th February 2014 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
4 signatures
To give carers the option of taking the 'council assessed budget' as a paid salary instead of buying in care.
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Wednesday 30th July 2014
7 signatures
Blacon railway reopening
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Friday 30th January 2015
3 signatures
Cigarettes available on prescription only
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Wednesday 30th July 2014
1 signatures
Stop CCTV
Open from Friday 31st January 2014 to Friday 31st October 2014
2 signatures
Smart Motorways
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Wednesday 30th July 2014
2 signatures
reverse winter and summer holidays
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Wednesday 30th July 2014
1 signatures
reduce taxes for small employers to increase staffing
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
3 signatures
Increase support for Epilepsy & Mental Health Illnesses in Leeds
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Saturday 3rd May 2014
2 signatures
Job center agreements amendment
Open from Friday 31st January 2014 to Wednesday 30th April 2014
1 signatures
stop hs2 in favour of repairing britains roads
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Friday 30th January 2015
7 signatures
Make The Tote Boost Horsercing
Open from Tuesday 4th February 2014 to Wednesday 4th February 2015
1 signatures
Young Drivers Act - DVLA
Open from Thursday 30th January 2014 to Friday 30th January 2015
2 signatures
Add Parkinsons Disease to the list of diseases eligible for Free prescriptions
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Sunday 3rd August 2014
5 signatures
Don't Release Suspected Criminals Personal Information Before Proven Guilty
Open from Friday 31st January 2014 to Saturday 31st January 2015
6 signatures
Reward early tax returns
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
2 signatures
Stop showing adverts for adults on children's channels
Open from Tuesday 4th February 2014 to Wednesday 4th February 2015
4 signatures
Make "opt out" in all cases
Open from Tuesday 4th February 2014 to Monday 4th August 2014
3 signatures
a 595 gosforth crossroads to be made into a roundabout
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
2 signatures
List ALL Crime Figures on Crimes Committed by Non-Doms against ALL other Crime, Monthly from 2002
Open from Tuesday 11th February 2014 to Wednesday 11th February 2015
8 signatures
Introduce a 1% Levy on Motor Insurance Premiums to pay for Pot Holes
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
8 signatures
Make it illegal for HMRC to advise on or enter into tax avoidance or evasion schemes with ANYBODY.
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
2 signatures
Public access to official reports to be made a right
Open from Tuesday 4th March 2014 to Wednesday 4th March 2015
2 signatures
Anyone in a coma should not be found fit for work
Open from Friday 31st January 2014 to Saturday 31st January 2015
5 signatures
Save Rainbow Ark Animal Sanctuary - Support the Big Society
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Sunday 3rd August 2014
5 signatures
Campaigning for Oromo Human rights in Ethiopia.
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
5 signatures
Regulate the fees that letting agents can charge for reference fees
Open from Tuesday 11th February 2014 to Monday 11th August 2014
7 signatures
Introducing Ireland's Bass fishing rules to the UK
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
7 signatures
Bring back cropping and docking dobermann dogs to uk
Open from Thursday 13th February 2014 to Friday 13th February 2015
2 signatures
HMRC should use plain english for Tax return forms
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
2 signatures
Easing Traffic Jams
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
3 signatures
Stop official government enclosures containing commercial advertising
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
4 signatures
Tax on Nannies Should Be Taken From Gross Pay NOT Net Pay
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
7 signatures
Park Home Utilities ,Electric and water from a third party
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
5 signatures
Developing a Mass Driver for Nuclear Waste Removal
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
3 signatures
Criminalise the destruction of food by supermarkets
Open from Tuesday 4th February 2014 to Wednesday 4th February 2015
5 signatures
Tax free retirement perks
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
1 signatures
Make self-defence mandatory in schools
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
9 signatures
Re-form the Civil Defence Corps
Open from Tuesday 4th February 2014 to Wednesday 4th February 2015
2 signatures
re invest underspend in highways agency budget to spend on road maintenance.
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
9 signatures
Raise the national minimum wage for apprenticeships
Open from Monday 10th February 2014 to Saturday 10th May 2014
5 signatures
Abolish Sham Retail Price Discounts
Open from Monday 10th February 2014 to Tuesday 10th February 2015
3 signatures
Allow all universities to bid for university enterprise zones on an equal basis.
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
5 signatures
full paid sick leave
Open from Monday 10th February 2014 to Tuesday 10th February 2015
6 signatures
Reduce Value Added Tax (VAT) back to 15% / 17.5% now financial crisis is over.
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Sunday 3rd August 2014
5 signatures
Reduce the VAT rate for actual stores so they can compete with tax-avoiding online retailers.
Open from Friday 7th February 2014 to Saturday 7th February 2015
4 signatures
Tax payers money should not be used to finance Ethiopian regime who commit atrocities against the Oromo people.
Open from Wednesday 12th February 2014 to Thursday 12th February 2015
2 signatures
Introduce licences for use of amplified audio equipment in private residences
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
6 signatures
The Department for Transport should oblige the DVLA to meet improved levels of customer service, including legally enforceable minimum standards.
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
6 signatures
Teach our school children useful foreign languages
Open from Monday 3rd February 2014 to Tuesday 3rd February 2015
3 signatures
Bring in legislation to prevent leaflet distributors from delivering unsolicited mail to those who display a no junk mail sign
Open from Tuesday 4th February 2014 to Wednesday 4th February 2015
5 signatures
Make it illegal for telephone or other calls to taxpayer funded organisations, to be charged for.
Open from Monday 10th February 2014 to Tuesday 10th February 2015
4 signatures
cut international aid now
Open from Wednesday 12th February 2014 to Monday 12th May 2014
8 signatures
Do Not Allow Leeds United FC To Fall Into The Hands Of Crooks, Despots, Shysters & Rip-Off Merchants
Open from Tuesday 4th February 2014 to Sunday 4th May 2014
5 signatures
Ban All Newspapers And Television Companies From Court Cases
Open from Tuesday 4th February 2014 to Wednesday 4th February 2015
7 signatures
Increase living allowance for working families
Open from Tuesday 11th February 2014 to Wednesday 11th February 2015
3 signatures
Creat a self exclusion database
Open from Tuesday 4th February 2014 to Wednesday 4th February 2015
6 signatures
maajid nawaz
Open from Thursday 6th February 2014 to Friday 6th February 2015
1 signatures
Overhaul international aid, increasing government reserves for UK emergencies
Open from Wednesday 12th February 2014 to Wednesday 12th November 2014
2 signatures
improve roads in the uk
Open from Tuesday 4th February 2014 to Wednesday 4th February 2015
2 signatures
Ban Late Night Drinking Extensions During World Cup
Open from Tuesday 4th February 2014 to Wednesday 4th February 2015
3 signatures
Withdrawal of seaman's discharge book facility from maritime security personnel
Open from Tuesday 4th February 2014 to Wednesday 4th February 2015
9 signatures
Bring back Civil Defence
Open from Thursday 13th February 2014 to Friday 13th February 2015
4 signatures
Using our armed forces to assist with weather conditions
Open from Tuesday 11th February 2014 to Sunday 11th May 2014
2 signatures
The DWP to target people who are fit and have never worked instead of the genuinely sick and disabled
Open from Wednesday 5th February 2014 to Thursday 5th February 2015
5 signatures
Crossrail trains to be driverless
Open from Tuesday 4th February 2014 to Wednesday 4th February 2015
7 signatures
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