Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Stop Excessive FOI Requests to the NHS
Open from Thursday 26th September 2013 to Thursday 26th December 2013
5 signatures
builders who repair social housing are qualified
Open from Wednesday 2nd October 2013 to Thursday 2nd October 2014
4 signatures
Tax on Fat food / Fast Food Tax
Open from Thursday 26th September 2013 to Friday 26th September 2014
4 signatures
In view of Damian McBride's revelations it CANNOT be right that special advisers are paid out of the public purse.
Open from Tuesday 1st October 2013 to Wednesday 1st October 2014
3 signatures
Listed properties should be exempt of proposed mansion tax
Open from Wednesday 25th September 2013 to Thursday 25th September 2014
5 signatures
be able to buy cigarettes at 16
Open from Thursday 26th September 2013 to Friday 26th September 2014
2 signatures
Get Defibrilators in public places
Open from Thursday 26th September 2013 to Wednesday 26th March 2014
5 signatures
Relief buses to be implemented during peak usage times outside Wilson's School
Open from Tuesday 24th September 2013 to Wednesday 24th September 2014
1 signatures
Claim responsibility for Arms dealing
Open from Thursday 26th September 2013 to Friday 26th September 2014
2 signatures
Recreation of the Council of the North
Open from Thursday 17th October 2013 to Friday 17th October 2014
6 signatures
Double yellow lines on junctions and bends to prevent dangerous parking.
Open from Tuesday 24th September 2013 to Wednesday 24th September 2014
2 signatures
That a fully independent Boady be set up to investigate the poor working practices of the DWP concerning Sanctions and the use thereof
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
5 signatures
Abbolish whole theory test back to 1960s
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
9 signatures
Change UK postion on UN diplomacy over Syrian Crisis
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
2 signatures
Celebrate Pride of Britain Day
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
4 signatures
British people against National Service
Open from Wednesday 25th September 2013 to Thursday 25th September 2014
4 signatures
Outlaw Christmas promoting & advertising before November & December
Open from Wednesday 25th September 2013 to Thursday 25th September 2014
9 signatures
Make the streets safer at night in the UK
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
2 signatures
Save Watford Underground Station
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
2 signatures
Ross Parker's murderers to be charged under the terrorism act....
Open from Wednesday 9th October 2013 to Thursday 9th October 2014
4 signatures
Stop the harassing content of television licence letters
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
3 signatures
Bring forward the General Election to 2013
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Monday 23rd December 2013
5 signatures
Ban highway traffic from Kenton Library Intersection HA3
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
1 signatures
More Solar Panels for Schools
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
4 signatures
Stop Peak District National Park Authority from banning eco-friendly
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Monday 23rd December 2013
1 signatures
The Return of Sub Post Offices on Council Estates
Open from Thursday 3rd October 2013 to Friday 3rd October 2014
2 signatures
To allow Parliamentary time for Philip Hollobone M.P.'s private members Bill on National Service to be debated.
Open from Wednesday 25th September 2013 to Thursday 25th September 2014
5 signatures
Impose Fines on Theft and Burglary
Open from Friday 20th September 2013 to Saturday 20th September 2014
2 signatures
Ban underweight models at London Fashion Week: to prevent risk of anorexia and body image problems in young people
Open from Friday 20th September 2013 to Saturday 20th September 2014
7 signatures
Increase the size of the merchant navy
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
3 signatures
Member of Parliament qualifications
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
5 signatures
Force MEPs to vote for Britain
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
2 signatures
Government review/enquiry on how Blackpool Council waste Public Funds.
Open from Wednesday 2nd October 2013 to Thursday 2nd January 2014
1 signatures
Save RAF Leuchars
Open from Thursday 26th September 2013 to Friday 26th September 2014
2 signatures
To make it a legal requirement for private hire taxi drivers to have a telematics box fitted in their car
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
7 signatures
Clean up Driver CPC
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
9 signatures
Sexual abuses in immigration detention centres.
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
6 signatures
Carrier bags should be made of paper from a sustainable source
Open from Friday 20th September 2013 to Saturday 20th September 2014
4 signatures
TV Licence fee
Open from Friday 20th September 2013 to Saturday 20th September 2014
4 signatures
MP's to sign a Declaration of Independence before taking office
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
6 signatures
Police Statements - Let the courts decide
Open from Friday 20th September 2013 to Saturday 20th September 2014
3 signatures
The social costs of alcohol abuse should be linked to the producers advertising budget.
Open from Thursday 19th September 2013 to Friday 19th September 2014
2 signatures
Stop the Abuse&Neglect Of Ponys And Donkeys In Asian Countries
Open from Thursday 19th September 2013 to Wednesday 19th March 2014
4 signatures
ATOS appeals
Open from Thursday 19th September 2013 to Friday 19th September 2014
6 signatures
Build an airport on the Isle of Wight
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
8 signatures
Stop cars for sale on road side and verges
Open from Thursday 3rd October 2013 to Friday 3rd October 2014
9 signatures
Increase budget for Health and Safety Executive
Open from Thursday 19th September 2013 to Friday 19th September 2014
2 signatures
housing of immigrants during 2014
Open from Wednesday 2nd October 2013 to Thursday 2nd October 2014
3 signatures
Chief constable idea of 'Drunk Tanks'
Open from Thursday 19th September 2013 to Friday 19th September 2014
6 signatures
The new act of union
Open from Thursday 19th September 2013 to Friday 19th September 2014
1 signatures
Stop Benefit cheats going to prison at the cost of the tax payer and make them pay for it
Open from Wednesday 18th September 2013 to Thursday 18th September 2014
7 signatures
Fair treatment for gastric surgery
Open from Thursday 19th September 2013 to Friday 19th September 2014
1 signatures
Csa should take into account days instead of just nights when assessing how much to pay for your child
Open from Thursday 19th September 2013 to Friday 19th September 2014
8 signatures
Surrey should succeed from the Union
Open from Friday 4th October 2013 to Saturday 4th October 2014
2 signatures
Free meals for pensioners
Open from Thursday 19th September 2013 to Friday 19th September 2014
2 signatures
Introduce legislation so that standard rate taxpayers who do NOT have children in school having free meals can themselves get a free meal in a school.
Open from Wednesday 18th September 2013 to Thursday 18th September 2014
4 signatures
Replace Trident with an Ion Cannon
Open from Thursday 26th September 2013 to Friday 26th September 2014
4 signatures
Removal of the Union Jack from food packing
Open from Wednesday 18th September 2013 to Thursday 18th September 2014
7 signatures
Child abuse training
Open from Thursday 26th September 2013 to Friday 26th September 2014
6 signatures
Unify UK policing under a single command structure
Open from Tuesday 17th September 2013 to Wednesday 17th September 2014
2 signatures
Government set up businesses to pay off nations debts.
Open from Wednesday 18th September 2013 to Thursday 18th September 2014
2 signatures
Ban the sending of welcome messages into outer space
Open from Thursday 19th September 2013 to Friday 19th September 2014
2 signatures
Take 2.5% of all Bankers' Bonus' and donate the money to a charity of their choosing.
Open from Thursday 19th September 2013 to Friday 19th September 2014
3 signatures
Support Chalfont St Giles residents against inappropriate development
Open from Wednesday 2nd October 2013 to Thursday 2nd January 2014
4 signatures
NHS to have 24 hour consultant doctor service including weekends
Open from Tuesday 17th September 2013 to Wednesday 17th September 2014
6 signatures
The Queen should abdicate in 2020
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Tuesday 16th September 2014
5 signatures
Ignore all petitions related to the de-criminalisation or legalisation of cannabis
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
4 signatures
Please dont make cycling helmets a legal requirement
Open from Wednesday 18th September 2013 to Thursday 18th September 2014
3 signatures
To pay the council tax by offering services instead of money.
Open from Wednesday 2nd October 2013 to Thursday 2nd October 2014
3 signatures
Stop Politicians form employing family members at the expense of the taxpayer.
Open from Monday 23rd September 2013 to Tuesday 23rd September 2014
6 signatures
Prevent Telephone Surveys
Open from Tuesday 17th September 2013 to Monday 17th March 2014
2 signatures
No to the increase of train fares.
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Tuesday 16th September 2014
8 signatures
Stop airports increasing fees for operators of smaller aircraft types
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Tuesday 16th September 2014
1 signatures
lower tax rates before the poor get poorer
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Tuesday 16th September 2014
3 signatures
Rethink privatisation of Royal Mail
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Monday 16th December 2013
4 signatures
Listed Professional Football Ground Status
Open from Friday 20th September 2013 to Friday 20th June 2014
2 signatures
Filter videos on social media sites
Open from Friday 20th September 2013 to Saturday 20th September 2014
8 signatures
Remove abatements from ex servicemen and women's pention schemes
Open from Friday 27th September 2013 to Saturday 27th September 2014
9 signatures
Local Government
Open from Wednesday 2nd October 2013 to Wednesday 2nd April 2014
4 signatures
Discrimination against Seafarers
Open from Tuesday 17th September 2013 to Wednesday 17th September 2014
2 signatures
Veterans Day
Open from Friday 20th September 2013 to Saturday 20th September 2014
3 signatures
Bring back the 3 month road tax
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Tuesday 16th September 2014
1 signatures
pay right tax
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Tuesday 16th September 2014
4 signatures
Block the charge for carrier bags
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Tuesday 16th September 2014
3 signatures
mobilty cars for missing upper limbs
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Tuesday 16th September 2014
2 signatures
Tax rates hit the working class hard
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Tuesday 16th September 2014
5 signatures
St Helier A&E Closure
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Tuesday 16th September 2014
4 signatures
Force phone / device makers to use a removable battery
Open from Thursday 19th September 2013 to Friday 19th September 2014
3 signatures
Charge companies for plastic bags not us!
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Tuesday 16th September 2014
7 signatures
No mandatory charge for plastic shopping bags
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Tuesday 16th September 2014
5 signatures
Public against the Privatisation of the post office
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Tuesday 16th September 2014
6 signatures
Abolish affirmative action
Open from Thursday 19th September 2013 to Friday 19th September 2014
2 signatures
Coalville needs a passenger railway
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Tuesday 16th September 2014
9 signatures
Scrap The Work Programme
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Sunday 16th March 2014
5 signatures
Stop Child maintenance being deducted because of step children
Open from Tuesday 17th September 2013 to Wednesday 17th September 2014
6 signatures
Make Energy pricing clear
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Tuesday 16th September 2014
7 signatures
Legislate for school escorts on transport from home to Specialist Support schools to receive mandatory disability awareness training.
Open from Tuesday 24th September 2013 to Wednesday 24th September 2014
7 signatures
Age for sexual consent to 18
Open from Friday 13th September 2013 to Thursday 13th March 2014
2 signatures
stop motor bikes being ridden badly
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Tuesday 16th September 2014
3 signatures
mansion tax
Open from Monday 16th September 2013 to Tuesday 16th September 2014
7 signatures
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