Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
The UK government must strongly condemn the recent massacre in Syria of 450 women and children by Al Qaeda Terrorists
Open from Thursday 8th August 2013 to Friday 8th August 2014
4 signatures
The government should refund travel costs for JCP signing on days.
Open from Thursday 8th August 2013 to Friday 8th November 2013
1 signatures
Alternative Support for Victims of Cyber Bullying / Trolling.
Open from Friday 11th October 2013 to Saturday 11th October 2014
3 signatures
Publish the actual number of borrowers who are not banks, who are paying only 0.5% on what money they have borrowed since the rate came down to 0.5%.
Open from Thursday 8th August 2013 to Friday 8th August 2014
2 signatures
Tell us why it is right for banks to borrow taxpayer funds from the BofE at 0.5% and then charge those same taxpayers 7% to borrow that same money.
Open from Monday 12th August 2013 to Tuesday 12th August 2014
4 signatures
A public enquiry into Sussex police handling of the Katrina Taylor murder.
Open from Thursday 8th August 2013 to Friday 8th August 2014
8 signatures
Residential Property Purchase Tax
Open from Thursday 8th August 2013 to Friday 8th November 2013
2 signatures
gift aid
Open from Thursday 8th August 2013 to Friday 8th August 2014
1 signatures
To Reform Student Finance And High Rent In A Way That Is Fair To All Students
Open from Monday 12th August 2013 to Tuesday 12th August 2014
5 signatures
Ban mortgage 'arrangement fees' designed to trick customers
Open from Wednesday 7th August 2013 to Thursday 7th August 2014
4 signatures
Ensure all injured members of the armed forces have access to AFIP irrespective of date of injury.
Open from Monday 19th August 2013 to Tuesday 19th August 2014
8 signatures
Improve patient safety in the NHS immediately by making NHS employees responsible for paying compensation.
Open from Wednesday 7th August 2013 to Thursday 7th August 2014
2 signatures
cut down petrol prices
Open from Thursday 8th August 2013 to Friday 8th August 2014
3 signatures
Automatically disregard your property if you have been or are a carer if your loved one goes into a nursing/care home
Open from Tuesday 13th August 2013 to Wednesday 13th August 2014
2 signatures
Permit the Ownership of 'dangerous dogs'
Open from Wednesday 7th August 2013 to Thursday 7th August 2014
6 signatures
Re-evaluting Prison Sentences.
Open from Wednesday 7th August 2013 to Friday 7th February 2014
3 signatures
All Tube Stations Should have barriers to Stop Suicides
Open from Wednesday 7th August 2013 to Thursday 7th August 2014
7 signatures
FEE REFUND LONDON SCHOOL OF BUSINESS AND FINANCE
Open from Tuesday 13th August 2013 to Wednesday 13th August 2014
5 signatures
Cyber Abuse Clamp Down
Open from Wednesday 7th August 2013 to Thursday 7th August 2014
2 signatures
No "childcare vouchers" for high earners on £300,0000 a year
Open from Wednesday 7th August 2013 to Thursday 7th August 2014
2 signatures
Bring back weekly waste collections in Halton
Open from Tuesday 6th August 2013 to Thursday 6th February 2014
1 signatures
Taxpayer Payout upon Sale of Lloyds Bank
Open from Tuesday 6th August 2013 to Wednesday 6th August 2014
2 signatures
Investigate Insurers 'Third Party Capture' aka 'Third Party Assistance'
Open from Thursday 8th August 2013 to Friday 8th August 2014
1 signatures
Have separate debates on porn, child porn & censorship
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
4 signatures
Child Care vouchers income limit
Open from Thursday 15th August 2013 to Thursday 15th May 2014
4 signatures
Ban confidential compensation payouts by public bodies
Open from Monday 12th August 2013 to Tuesday 12th August 2014
3 signatures
repay the cost of being in Jail
Open from Tuesday 6th August 2013 to Wednesday 6th August 2014
7 signatures
Conviced foreigners should do their time in their own country
Open from Wednesday 7th August 2013 to Thursday 7th August 2014
9 signatures
Officially reject the July 2013 Zimbabwe election results
Open from Tuesday 6th August 2013 to Wednesday 6th August 2014
2 signatures
Maintain State ownership of the banks
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th November 2013
1 signatures
The right to unemployment benefit.
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
6 signatures
make it illegal to put help wanted signs in languages other than English
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
5 signatures
Bicycle Insurance
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
6 signatures
Unloved Areas
Open from Tuesday 6th August 2013 to Wednesday 6th August 2014
1 signatures
Stop the abuse of free bus pass system
Open from Wednesday 7th August 2013 to Thursday 7th August 2014
3 signatures
Base ATOS Work Capability Assessments on what people can't do as opposed to what they can do
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
5 signatures
Re-open Unfairly Rejected PPI Claims
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
9 signatures
Introduce law to make it illegal for a judge to be appointed to chair a public or judicial inquiry.
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
1 signatures
Standard weekend opening hours for GPs
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th November 2013
5 signatures
Daniels Law - Compulsory yearly health checks for all under 16 year olds
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
6 signatures
vaccine damage payments not to be % driven
Open from Tuesday 6th August 2013 to Wednesday 6th August 2014
2 signatures
Prosecution of individuals working within care system
Open from Tuesday 13th August 2013 to Wednesday 13th August 2014
3 signatures
Make Income tax progressive and fair by reducing personal allowances for earnings above 150 k (tax rate of 45%)
Open from Tuesday 6th August 2013 to Wednesday 6th August 2014
2 signatures
Bring down rents on commercial premises to help small businesses
Open from Tuesday 20th August 2013 to Wednesday 20th August 2014
3 signatures
law of overiding principle
Open from Monday 12th August 2013 to Tuesday 12th August 2014
1 signatures
Department for Transport to Inspect Tyne and Wear metro
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
6 signatures
The power to choose where fine money goes
Open from Tuesday 6th August 2013 to Wednesday 6th August 2014
2 signatures
Stop the Parking Space Give Away!
Open from Friday 23rd August 2013 to Saturday 23rd November 2013
1 signatures
Thoroughly Investigate the Current Actions on Immigration by the Home Office
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Wednesday 5th February 2014
4 signatures
Lower Tax on Ale and Increase Tax on "Top Shelf" Drinks
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
5 signatures
Guaranteeing mortgages by tax payers, it will destroy our economy
Open from Monday 12th August 2013 to Tuesday 12th August 2014
5 signatures
Save Camex House
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
3 signatures
Lloyds Banking Group shares sale
Open from Friday 2nd August 2013 to Saturday 2nd August 2014
1 signatures
Public Inquiry into the deaths of 23 Chinese cockle-pickers who drowned in Morecambe Bay and illegal immigration in general.
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Wednesday 5th February 2014
5 signatures
Fast food restraurants should be required to offer a recycling method of waste disposal
Open from Friday 2nd August 2013 to Saturday 2nd August 2014
6 signatures
remove dartford crossing tolls
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
9 signatures
Fraking Protests
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
3 signatures
STOP GIVING FREE HOME CENTRAL HEATING BOILERS
Open from Tuesday 6th August 2013 to Wednesday 6th August 2014
5 signatures
Make aftercare for those who have had a Cesarean Section like any other major operation.
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
3 signatures
ban petitions about religion
Open from Friday 2nd August 2013 to Saturday 2nd August 2014
1 signatures
Introduce legislation to allow taxpayers to set parking charges as an expense against their annual income tax bill.
Open from Friday 2nd August 2013 to Saturday 2nd August 2014
2 signatures
Should food etiquette be part of the National Curriculum?
Open from Tuesday 13th August 2013 to Wednesday 13th August 2014
3 signatures
Update National Network of Highway Cameras to catch driving offenders
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
3 signatures
Reform of Benefits system
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
4 signatures
Overhaul Motoring Laws and Enforcement to Minimise Casualties
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
3 signatures
To allow non UK citizens to sign e-petitions
Open from Tuesday 13th August 2013 to Wednesday 13th August 2014
3 signatures
Consider the implications that legislating PI's may have on Mystery Shoppers
Open from Monday 12th August 2013 to Tuesday 12th August 2014
1 signatures
Mother and baby
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
2 signatures
Take action against Greek human rights abuses.
Open from Thursday 1st August 2013 to Friday 1st August 2014
9 signatures
Follow France's lead in mandating R1234yf coolant
Open from Wednesday 7th August 2013 to Thursday 7th November 2013
1 signatures
Making Buses Safer
Open from Wednesday 31st July 2013 to Thursday 31st July 2014
6 signatures
Illegal dwellings
Open from Friday 2nd August 2013 to Sunday 2nd February 2014
8 signatures
That the Ministry of Justice should compel the States of Jersey to provide adequate parking
Open from Monday 5th August 2013 to Tuesday 5th August 2014
5 signatures
Abolish or Cap Farming Subsidies
Open from Thursday 1st August 2013 to Friday 1st August 2014
7 signatures
Hold Councillors responsible for behaviour outside of 'Council Duties'
Open from Friday 2nd August 2013 to Saturday 2nd August 2014
2 signatures
Make house purchasing possible for first-time buyers by introducing a rent cap
Open from Friday 2nd August 2013 to Saturday 2nd August 2014
2 signatures
Mandatory whole-life term for acid attacks
Open from Thursday 1st August 2013 to Saturday 1st February 2014
3 signatures
Legal Support for people with disabilties when faced with court proceedings (Failings of Legal Aid)
Open from Tuesday 30th July 2013 to Wednesday 30th July 2014
3 signatures
Tie all pension schemes to national insurance number
Open from Tuesday 30th July 2013 to Wednesday 30th July 2014
4 signatures
A first aid kit & basic first aid training a requirement of operating a motor vehicle.
Open from Tuesday 30th July 2013 to Wednesday 30th July 2014
4 signatures
Universal Jobmatch updating of site
Open from Tuesday 30th July 2013 to Wednesday 30th July 2014
2 signatures
Reduce Car Insurance for younger people by making them go on a 'driving trial'.
Open from Tuesday 30th July 2013 to Thursday 30th January 2014
3 signatures
Abolish Cleveland Police and form Tees Valley Police
Open from Tuesday 30th July 2013 to Thursday 30th January 2014
1 signatures
Privy Council's Rejection of the Name Change From Leeds Metropolitan University to Leeds Beckett University
Open from Monday 12th August 2013 to Tuesday 12th August 2014
1 signatures
Campaign for real food
Open from Monday 29th July 2013 to Tuesday 29th July 2014
4 signatures
BAILIFFS
Open from Tuesday 30th July 2013 to Wednesday 30th July 2014
2 signatures
The worst scam Britain has ever known called the financial ombudsman please shut down
Open from Friday 2nd August 2013 to Sunday 2nd February 2014
2 signatures
End Breed Specific Legislation in the U.K.
Open from Monday 29th July 2013 to Tuesday 29th October 2013
8 signatures
Privicy for suspects and their families in the media before being charged
Open from Wednesday 7th August 2013 to Thursday 7th August 2014
2 signatures
electric and gas companys
Open from Monday 29th July 2013 to Tuesday 29th July 2014
3 signatures
Stop Arming Human Rigths Abusers
Open from Tuesday 6th August 2013 to Wednesday 6th August 2014
2 signatures
Voluntary payday loan exclusion register
Open from Monday 12th August 2013 to Tuesday 12th November 2013
1 signatures
Make in mandatory for alcoholic drinks to have the same food labelling as non alcoholic drinks. Calorie awareness will reduce consumption in women
Open from Monday 29th July 2013 to Tuesday 29th July 2014
3 signatures
Stop proposed cuts to Cransley Hospice in Kettering
Open from Monday 29th July 2013 to Tuesday 29th October 2013
1 signatures
More Humanitarian aid for Syria. Put pressure on other nations to back the UN humanitarian campaign.
Open from Wednesday 14th August 2013 to Thursday 14th August 2014
9 signatures
Petition to prevent removal and sale of further works of street art, making them public heritage/property regardless of wall owners.
Open from Wednesday 31st July 2013 to Thursday 31st October 2013
1 signatures
Give a grant of £2000 to Barnet Carers Centre
Open from Friday 2nd August 2013 to Sunday 2nd February 2014
1 signatures
Enforce tougher Customs and Border protection
Open from Tuesday 30th July 2013 to Wednesday 30th July 2014
2 signatures
compulsory safety testing of category c repaired vehicles
Open from Monday 29th July 2013 to Tuesday 29th July 2014
2 signatures
Tax all Football transfer fees
Open from Friday 2nd August 2013 to Sunday 2nd February 2014
2 signatures
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