Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Ambulances having rights to the road when in an emergency
Open from Friday 28th February 2014 to Wednesday 28th May 2014
3 signatures
Employ Defence resources to combat coastal erosion and flood disasters on an ongoing basis
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th March 2015
2 signatures
Free school meals or free public transport for children who live more than 2.5 miles from school
Open from Wednesday 5th March 2014 to Thursday 5th March 2015
2 signatures
Reforming the local Government system
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th March 2015
3 signatures
Petition to Investigate the Isle of Man Government - Laws and Conduct
Open from Monday 31st March 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
2 signatures
We propose that August Bank Holiday be renamed "Bevan Day."
Open from Friday 28th February 2014 to Thursday 28th August 2014
6 signatures
how can we live on the money the law says we can live on
Open from Thursday 27th February 2014 to Friday 27th February 2015
4 signatures
end bonuses for loss makeing rbs
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd June 2014
1 signatures
Give prisoners with very long or life sentences a suicide tablet
Open from Tuesday 4th March 2014 to Wednesday 4th March 2015
2 signatures
Government plans to allow building in our national parks easier threatens the landscape
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th June 2014
7 signatures
Bring back capital punishment for lazy spellers
Open from Friday 28th February 2014 to Saturday 28th February 2015
3 signatures
To Get Tighter Gun Laws in the U.K.
Open from Friday 28th February 2014 to Saturday 28th February 2015
5 signatures
For Government to investigate Police
Open from Friday 28th February 2014 to Saturday 28th February 2015
2 signatures
To classify an "internship" as a type of employment which must adhere to the national minimum wage
Open from Friday 28th February 2014 to Thursday 28th August 2014
5 signatures
Don't ban car tax being transferable to next owner
Open from Friday 28th February 2014 to Thursday 28th August 2014
3 signatures
Ban the use of all outdoor advertising and legalise public art.
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
2 signatures
Redo HS2
Open from Friday 28th February 2014 to Saturday 28th February 2015
2 signatures
Ban Smoking in All Outdoor Public Places
Open from Friday 28th February 2014 to Wednesday 28th May 2014
6 signatures
Reduce number of gambling shops and adverts
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
6 signatures
countiue to cull badgers
Open from Friday 28th February 2014 to Saturday 28th February 2015
6 signatures
Stop those with self inflicted illness claiming disability benefits
Open from Friday 28th February 2014 to Saturday 28th February 2015
2 signatures
Wildlife Crime Sign To Fight
Open from Friday 28th February 2014 to Saturday 28th February 2015
5 signatures
Light regulation of virtual private currencies (bitcoin etc)
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
1 signatures
Make an announcement to confirm that MPs taxpayer funded HUGE pensions will also be classified as a welfare benefit.
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
8 signatures
Re nationlise Jaguar Land Rover.
Open from Friday 28th February 2014 to Saturday 28th February 2015
3 signatures
Requirement for local authorities & housing associations to provide homes for homeless people with dogs
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th March 2015
9 signatures
Water Butt requirement for all new homes, housing association and privately rented homes
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th March 2015
4 signatures
Get South West Back On Track
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
2 signatures
reduce benefit amounts for jsa and housing benefit
Open from Friday 28th February 2014 to Saturday 28th February 2015
3 signatures
Keep flood prevention standards
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th June 2014
1 signatures
Protection of Freedoms Act 2012 - Deletion of PNC/PND Data
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
7 signatures
if you receive matienance payments or CSA payments the benefits should be reduced
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
3 signatures
Make it mandatory for all retail shops and food outlets to supply full till receipts to prevent tax avoidance
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
2 signatures
Public road motor sport
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd June 2014
4 signatures
women and men recieve equal sentences end descrimination
Open from Tuesday 4th March 2014 to Wednesday 4th June 2014
1 signatures
EU nuclear deterant contribution
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th March 2015
2 signatures
Detain and put on trial those politicians who voted for the failed and cruel Badger Cull.
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
9 signatures
Lower bus fares
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
3 signatures
Do not restrict rural roads speed limit to 40 mph
Open from Wednesday 2nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
5 signatures
Reduce defaults notice showing on credit file from 6 years to 2years
Open from Friday 7th March 2014 to Saturday 7th March 2015
5 signatures
Make ICT a mandatory core subject
Open from Wednesday 5th March 2014 to Thursday 5th March 2015
5 signatures
ban leyton orient fans from parking in oliver close estate
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
2 signatures
Mothers who use legal aid wrongly,should have to pay it back
Open from Tuesday 4th March 2014 to Wednesday 4th March 2015
7 signatures
remove traffic officers from motorways
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
3 signatures
Make pensioners pay for their bus pass.
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
4 signatures
expel russian ambassador due to Ukraine aggression
Open from Monday 17th March 2014 to Tuesday 17th March 2015
7 signatures
Recruitment agencies must pay all workers lunch break.
Open from Tuesday 4th March 2014 to Wednesday 4th March 2015
2 signatures
Stagger VAT thresholds for small buisinesses
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
3 signatures
green waste collection charges
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Wednesday 10th September 2014
2 signatures
charity tv adds
Open from Tuesday 1st April 2014 to Tuesday 1st July 2014
2 signatures
Investigation of the HMCTS for misconduct and perverting the course of justice NO WARRANT.
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Wednesday 3rd September 2014
1 signatures
We want the NMC to kindly consider reducing the IELTS score required for overseas nurses to get the NMC registration in UK
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
9 signatures
The UK should boycott the Sochi Paralympics 2014 to protest Russian aggression in the Ukraine
Open from Thursday 6th March 2014 to Friday 6th June 2014
2 signatures
Ban pay-per-view tv companies from holding full broadcasting rights for sport cup finals and tournaments
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Wednesday 3rd December 2014
4 signatures
make credit reports free
Open from Friday 7th March 2014 to Saturday 7th March 2015
6 signatures
attendance allowance
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
5 signatures
stop choice of motability cars
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
4 signatures
separation
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
1 signatures
Proposal for the Creation of a 'Brittanic Commonwealth Union'
Open from Thursday 6th March 2014 to Friday 6th March 2015
4 signatures
Turn on OUR StreetLights
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th June 2014
1 signatures
Include residents in land inspection following contracted work
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th March 2015
2 signatures
Amnesty for all British Troops re the Northern Irish Troubles
Open from Wednesday 21st May 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
6 signatures
Cap the amount that under 25's are charged for car insurance
Open from Monday 3rd March 2014 to Tuesday 3rd March 2015
7 signatures
Keep free banking in the UK
Open from Thursday 6th March 2014 to Friday 6th March 2015
5 signatures
Take BT Into public ownership
Open from Tuesday 11th March 2014 to Wednesday 11th March 2015
3 signatures
Break down on tuition fee expenditure
Open from Wednesday 5th March 2014 to Thursday 5th March 2015
3 signatures
More consumer protection when purchasing downloadable items
Open from Friday 7th March 2014 to Sunday 7th September 2014
3 signatures
Not taking reasonable steps to protect children from accessing pornography punishable by law
Open from Tuesday 11th March 2014 to Wednesday 11th March 2015
3 signatures
Amend English Flooding Guidance to Scotland’s 1 in 200 year protection
Open from Tuesday 4th March 2014 to Thursday 4th December 2014
3 signatures
stop liverpool and manchester merging and becoming 'manpool'
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th March 2015
1 signatures
Department of Transport should strip London Midland of their contract
Open from Tuesday 4th March 2014 to Wednesday 4th March 2015
9 signatures
Improve road safety around Tranmere Park Primary School, Leeds
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th June 2014
2 signatures
recruitment agencies
Open from Tuesday 4th March 2014 to Wednesday 4th March 2015
6 signatures
Pavements
Open from Thursday 6th March 2014 to Friday 6th March 2015
7 signatures
More people to be trained to be a health workers in LEDC's
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th March 2015
3 signatures
Amsterdam style coffee shops and red light district
Open from Wednesday 5th March 2014 to Thursday 5th March 2015
3 signatures
part night lighting PNL
Open from Wednesday 5th March 2014 to Friday 5th September 2014
2 signatures
CHURCHES HAVING TO IMPLEMENT PAYE SYSTEMS FOR ORGANISTS AND OTHER OFFICIALS
Open from Thursday 6th March 2014 to Friday 6th March 2015
2 signatures
Bring back £1 notes into circulation
Open from Thursday 6th March 2014 to Friday 6th March 2015
6 signatures
Benefit sanctions/ Hardship funds
Open from Wednesday 5th March 2014 to Thursday 5th March 2015
4 signatures
Town Councillors to have a maximum of two terms of office.
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th March 2015
8 signatures
Force consumer ISPs to block botnets
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th March 2015
3 signatures
Estate Agents - Rent In advance, per PET!
Open from Thursday 13th March 2014 to Friday 13th March 2015
6 signatures
Securing UK Energy Independance for gas and electric generating capacity for the future
Open from Thursday 6th March 2014 to Friday 6th March 2015
7 signatures
increase death duty on homes from £250,000 to £1.5 million
Open from Thursday 6th March 2014 to Friday 6th March 2015
8 signatures
Ban random telemarketing.
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th March 2015
9 signatures
Age restricted ban for shops selling counterfeit
Open from Friday 7th March 2014 to Saturday 7th March 2015
1 signatures
give 14 years to full life prisoners the right to choose to die or serve life
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th March 2015
4 signatures
baby safe haven law
Open from Tuesday 11th March 2014 to Thursday 11th September 2014
2 signatures
Install legislation to ensure any fines or compensation orders imposed upon the BofE are paid by the staff involved.
Open from Thursday 6th March 2014 to Friday 6th March 2015
2 signatures
Abolish the TV licence - It's failing and I need the money
Open from Tuesday 11th March 2014 to Wednesday 11th June 2014
2 signatures
Make Flood Re available to SME Businesses & Landlords
Open from Thursday 6th March 2014 to Friday 6th June 2014
1 signatures
being sanctioned or not able to get the right due to being computer illtertate
Open from Friday 7th March 2014 to Saturday 7th June 2014
1 signatures
Crooksbarn Primary School Traffic Calming
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th June 2014
1 signatures
call for the murderers of stephen lawrence sentences doubled
Open from Friday 7th March 2014 to Saturday 7th March 2015
1 signatures
The Wakefield Express calls on the Prime Minister to overturn the decision not to grant legal aid to the families of Robert and Christianne Shepherd
Open from Friday 7th March 2014 to Saturday 7th June 2014
1 signatures
Retailers to place DVD and Game cases with disturbing (e.g. horror, violent) images on upper shelves to safeguard children
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th March 2015
3 signatures
Radio programmes to regularly remind drivers of motorway driving practice and road safety.
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th March 2015
2 signatures
Switch Fingringhoe's Street Lights Back On
Open from Friday 7th March 2014 to Sunday 7th September 2014
4 signatures
Devolve more powers to the Core cities
Open from Monday 10th March 2014 to Tuesday 10th March 2015
2 signatures
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