Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Environment: Reinstate London's Supersewer.
Open from Thursday 17th November 2011 to Saturday 17th November 2012
3 signatures
We believe that the number of deaths and injuries on UK roads is not acceptable.
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
3 signatures
Justice For Single Parents and Abandoned Children
Open from Wednesday 16th November 2011 to Friday 16th November 2012
8 signatures
Human Rights Act to be applied equally
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
4 signatures
Fine those who go shirtless in the street or food outlets.
Open from Wednesday 16th November 2011 to Friday 16th November 2012
3 signatures
Alternative Economic Strategy - The Bond Prosperity Plan
Open from Tuesday 15th November 2011 to Thursday 15th November 2012
5 signatures
Fairer system for CSA payments
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Sunday 16th December 2012
7 signatures
Armistice Day bank holiday
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
6 signatures
Stop pedophiles living by schools
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
6 signatures
Ban aeroplanes flying between 23.00 and 0600.
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Monday 14th May 2012
2 signatures
CPR Must Be On The Curriculum
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Tuesday 14th February 2012
8 signatures
For the House of Lords to become the Senate of the United Kingdom.
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
4 signatures
Night flights at Manston airport
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
9 signatures
Grow the economy by cutting regulation on small startups
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
2 signatures
Ban gambling on Sundays or restrict the openning hours to 10:00 until 17:00.
Open from Tuesday 15th November 2011 to Thursday 15th November 2012
4 signatures
ban pedal cycles on above 30 mph carriageways
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
4 signatures
Ban all politicians from the Cenotaph ceremony.
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
1 signatures
Honour Election Pledges
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
5 signatures
Free access to corporate information
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
3 signatures
All children up to the end of college should have an unpaid oyster.
Open from Tuesday 7th August 2012 to Wednesday 7th August 2013
3 signatures
Mobile phone companys saying unlimited but really meaning they have a set number which is not unlimited
Open from Tuesday 15th November 2011 to Thursday 15th November 2012
5 signatures
Get schools and college's to remember the 2 minute silence on the 11th of November.
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
2 signatures
Ensure exporting and business is at the centre of UK government/civil service policy
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
1 signatures
Cyclist tax to pay for better cycle routes
Open from Tuesday 15th November 2011 to Thursday 15th November 2012
2 signatures
PUT THE POPPY ON THE FLAG
Open from Tuesday 15th November 2011 to Thursday 15th November 2012
3 signatures
automatic police jobs for ex armed forces personnel
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
3 signatures
Make it illegal to obstruct anyone's drive
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Monday 14th May 2012
3 signatures
Restrict the TV advertising of Charities Claiming to need money
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Monday 14th May 2012
3 signatures
Construction payroll charges
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Monday 14th May 2012
1 signatures
open up on sundays
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
6 signatures
Encourage a return to Sunday being a 'day of rest'.
Open from Tuesday 15th November 2011 to Tuesday 15th May 2012
7 signatures
Royal Family.from male heir to 1st born.this should be the peoples choice.not the Prime Minister.
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
4 signatures
treating people with mental problem the same as everyone else
Open from Thursday 1st December 2011 to Saturday 1st December 2012
2 signatures
Jail War Memorial thieves
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
2 signatures
Over 50s Age Discrimination
Open from Tuesday 15th November 2011 to Thursday 15th November 2012
3 signatures
Every person over the age of 18 entitled to the same minimum wage.
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
4 signatures
Cabinet to visit Tyne Cot before voting on military action
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
1 signatures
Get nonbiodegradeable chewing gum off our streets
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
3 signatures
Make Public Sector Employee pay for there pensions
Open from Monday 19th December 2011 to Wednesday 19th December 2012
4 signatures
Circle to be paid the same budget to run Hinchingbrooke Health Care Trust as before.
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Tuesday 14th February 2012
4 signatures
European Union Constitution
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
2 signatures
The Big Society Flaw
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
1 signatures
Reduce MP's Pay In Line with Recent reduction In Average Household Income
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Tuesday 14th February 2012
4 signatures
Allow people to have weight operations if they need it.
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Tuesday 14th February 2012
3 signatures
SUPERMARKET PROFITEERING
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
2 signatures
Time and a half overtime compensation pay for more than 40 hours worked a week
Open from Tuesday 15th November 2011 to Thursday 15th November 2012
5 signatures
section 21 of the Housing Act 1988
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
3 signatures
VE Day to be National Holiday
Open from Tuesday 15th November 2011 to Thursday 15th November 2012
2 signatures
Saving Village Shops
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
2 signatures
Thanksgiving day
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Tuesday 29th May 2012
1 signatures
All benefits should be taxed
Open from Tuesday 15th November 2011 to Thursday 15th November 2012
6 signatures
Criminals convicted of stealing metal listing war dead should receive a minimum of a 6 years custodial sentence
Open from Tuesday 20th December 2011 to Thursday 20th December 2012
2 signatures
Introduce a new bill of Childrens rights to see thier father
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
3 signatures
Print "Do Not Redirect" on postal mail from Government Departments & Banks
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
5 signatures
Prime Minister and President
Open from Wednesday 16th November 2011 to Friday 16th November 2012
4 signatures
income tax allowances
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Monday 14th May 2012
5 signatures
Gazundering is legalised extortion and must be stopped
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
3 signatures
make Religous Education a non-compulsory lesson and teach more evolution
Open from Wednesday 16th November 2011 to Thursday 16th February 2012
4 signatures
Bring Back Building Societies
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
2 signatures
Limit cash transactions to decrease the black economy
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Tuesday 14th February 2012
1 signatures
99% tax on income over £150,000 p.a.
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
6 signatures
REMOVAL OF UK CITIZENSH AND REMOVAL FROM UK
Open from Wednesday 16th November 2011 to Friday 16th November 2012
6 signatures
Religious Law tribunals should not be part of negotiation stage of Civil Procedure, as the rulings could be based on religious & cultural sentiments
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
3 signatures
Overhaul of Disregards Applied to Student Incomes
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Friday 11th May 2012
5 signatures
Employ Lewisham
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Saturday 11th February 2012
4 signatures
Suspension of telephone network during Remembrance Day two-minute silence to avoid ringtone disturbance.
Open from Tuesday 15th November 2011 to Thursday 15th November 2012
3 signatures
Toy-16
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
1 signatures
Liars Loans Fraud and Complicity
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
4 signatures
Ministers,rulers should use NHS not private health care
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
3 signatures
Mr
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
Make protesting illegal on Armistice day and Remembrance Sunday
Open from Wednesday 16th November 2011 to Friday 16th November 2012
2 signatures
Stop to free legal advice for Persistent Offenders
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
4 signatures
Inactive Pension Funds reduced by excessive charges
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
1 signatures
Stop the resignation of cabinet members based on one error
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
1 signatures
Link Dole Income To Paid National Insurance
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
2 signatures
Re-open Thames Link Tender Following EU Approval
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
5 signatures
Desecration of War Rememberence
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
9 signatures
Apply austerity Cuts to foreign Aid
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Monday 21st May 2012
5 signatures
Close all residential streets to non-essential traffic for 1 hour every Sunday to support outdoor play for children.
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
1 signatures
Teach Cold War History at Schools
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
4 signatures
Holiday Hotel Costs
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Tuesday 14th February 2012
1 signatures
wongaripoff
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
2 signatures
MP's tax returns
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Monday 14th May 2012
5 signatures
Save George Elliot Hospital Special Care Baby Unit,Nuneaton.
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
4 signatures
vehicle fog lights
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
3 signatures
Stop supermarkets chucking food away in the bin.
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
5 signatures
Make organ donation register legally binding
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
5 signatures
Introduce a 2-tier business tax, 15% & 30%.
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
2 signatures
All educators should take and pass the Maths and literacy tests
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
2 signatures
Medical Negligence -Make it fairer for the Victim not the Medical Profession
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Saturday 11th August 2012
3 signatures
Bring in tax breaks for high tech industry
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
1 signatures
Halve the number of MPs
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
4 signatures
Invest and check All Vehicles At Sea Ports - To Cut Illegal immigration
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
6 signatures
Data Protection Enforcement
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
8 signatures
Strip Peers of title after prison sentance.
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
6 signatures
Make it illegal to infer false place of produce origin.
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Friday 11th May 2012
1 signatures
motorway "on ramps"
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
1 signatures
European trade and procurement reciprocation
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
2 signatures
Make Urmston the Official Capital City of England
Open from Friday 2nd December 2011 to Sunday 2nd December 2012
4 signatures
All petitions are unfair and must be ignored
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
5 signatures
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