Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Stop free travel for Prison visits
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
2 signatures
Replace pound coins, with pound notes.
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
4 signatures
Regional Culture
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
1 signatures
NHS prescriptions for sexual dysfunction related to anti-depressant medication
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
2 signatures
Stop classing pets remains as waste
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Wednesday 29th August 2012
2 signatures
Lower legal drinking age to 17
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Friday 10th February 2012
3 signatures
Stopping Funeral Home Opening Bradford
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
2 signatures
Have an opt in policy for publishing your personal details from the electoral role on-line.
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
4 signatures
Remove Theresa May from her post as Home Secretary
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Friday 10th February 2012
1 signatures
Look after are own before handing cash to immigrants
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Friday 11th May 2012
6 signatures
Scrapping spouse maintenance following divorce that unfairly penalises men
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
7 signatures
Border control lacking throughout the UK's private ports
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
7 signatures
Increase Personal Allowance
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
7 signatures
University Fees Recovery
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
1 signatures
Local Councils to use English only
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
7 signatures
Stop law firms advertising on TV
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
4 signatures
EU FINANCIAL ACCOUNTABILITY
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
9 signatures
Medical professionals use of title Doctor
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
5 signatures
Taxpayers should not foot the bill for Zara Phillips wedding
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
2 signatures
GCSE Options Should Be Completely Up To The Student and There Family.
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Friday 10th February 2012
2 signatures
A new law to completely ban all music videos that are unfit for day-time viewing.
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
6 signatures
English First Minister
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
5 signatures
Abolish PMQs
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
4 signatures
Mps Conduct
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
2 signatures
Review the Honours System
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
3 signatures
Local Authority transfer planning powers in specific cases
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
1 signatures
Public sector pensions are unfair, unaffordable and create a two class state
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Tuesday 14th February 2012
4 signatures
To ask the Prime Minister and all MPs to encourage the FA to defy the FIFA ban on the use of the poppy during the forthcoming England on 12/11/11
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Friday 10th February 2012
2 signatures
Stop local authorities fining anyone registered as a local resident when they are parked in a residents bay in any part of a RPZ.
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
4 signatures
Reduce Speculation & Derivatives
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
2 signatures
Petition to cut Trade and Public Service Unions Powers
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
8 signatures
Members of parliament to have the same terms and conditions as civil servants
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Friday 9th November 2012
4 signatures
Freeze ALL pensions outside the UK or not freeze them at all.
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Friday 16th March 2012
3 signatures
Help to keep CtL Grant to meet child care costs for teenage parents in education
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Thursday 10th May 2012
7 signatures
customer set maximum limit on monthly phone contract spend
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
1 signatures
Grant tennants a 15 day cooling off period when entering into a contract
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
3 signatures
Adoption of BST all-year round
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Wednesday 9th May 2012
3 signatures
Translation of government documentation
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
2 signatures
Lorry Freight Tax
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
3 signatures
Anonymous Voting for MPs
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Friday 9th November 2012
2 signatures
Re-brand British airports after Great British individuals
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
2 signatures
Specialised Classes for Aspergic Pupils
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
6 signatures
Convicted terrorists shoud have assets siezed by police
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Friday 9th November 2012
9 signatures
UK Imports v Exports need to balance
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
8 signatures
Abandon toll roads
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Thursday 9th February 2012
9 signatures
Individual permission needed for photos published
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Friday 9th November 2012
1 signatures
NO more compensation claims for illegal imigrants
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Saturday 11th August 2012
5 signatures
Anyone from the age of 11yrs+ found carrying a knife gets 1 year in prison and get educated about knife crime
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
3 signatures
Ban PPV tv
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Friday 9th November 2012
1 signatures
Remove from local authorities the power to impose CCTV penalties
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Friday 9th November 2012
4 signatures
Emancipate for social cohesion
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
3 signatures
Recognition of Micronations
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Wednesday 9th May 2012
3 signatures
Criminal investigation into Teresa May allowing potential terrorists into country.
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Tuesday 21st February 2012
2 signatures
National Lottery should only be sold via independent shops
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Friday 9th November 2012
8 signatures
Make the UK the 51st Sate of America
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Friday 9th November 2012
4 signatures
Not to cut the UK Trade and Industry department budget,
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Friday 9th November 2012
1 signatures
Give tax exemption for life! for all military service men & women who have completed their service!
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Friday 9th November 2012
4 signatures
Give Policemen the same Employment Rights and Legislation as everyone else
Open from Monday 19th December 2011 to Wednesday 19th December 2012
7 signatures
Freeze Benefit Payments
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Thursday 9th February 2012
9 signatures
HMG should consider the future possibility of allowing cloning whole humans in certain very limited extraordinary exceptional circumstances
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Friday 9th November 2012
1 signatures
We demand to know how many criminals out of the 5million immigrants have entered Britain unchecked
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Saturday 11th February 2012
5 signatures
WALES ON THE FLAG OF THE UNION BY THE OLYMPICS 2012.
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Tuesday 8th May 2012
9 signatures
Bias and lobbying of UK generating base investment
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
1 signatures
stop the incurator in battle field shrewsbury
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
4 signatures
Bring in a POINT based system for all migrants EU or International.
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
4 signatures
gay blood donations 12 month ban
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Friday 9th November 2012
4 signatures
Car Park Charges
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
Limit politicians borrowing power
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Friday 9th November 2012
4 signatures
Government to provide low cost Mortgages
Open from Monday 19th December 2011 to Wednesday 19th December 2012
5 signatures
There should comprehensive feasibility studies on recent plans for a £20 bn four-runway airport on an artificial island in the Thames estuary
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Thursday 8th November 2012
6 signatures
Easier immigration and longer stays without a visa to United States of America for UK citizens
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
7 signatures
Don't tax overtime and bonuses under £10k
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
2 signatures
Only close or section off roads when roadworks actually have started!
Open from Friday 11th November 2011 to Sunday 11th November 2012
3 signatures
Stop large companies avoiding paying Employers National Insurance contributions
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Thursday 8th November 2012
7 signatures
Maximum sentencing for trackside theft and damage to countrys infrastructure
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Friday 15th June 2012
2 signatures
Restructure the taxpayers bank RBS now
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Wednesday 8th February 2012
1 signatures
A rethink of land use around motorways.
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Thursday 8th November 2012
2 signatures
Changes to minimum sentence for rape (at the discretion of judge)
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
5 signatures
Travel improvement initiative across the UK
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Thursday 8th November 2012
3 signatures
Give people opportunities for pride, respect and self-worth
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Thursday 8th November 2012
2 signatures
Reformation of Equality Laws & Institutions
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
1 signatures
Make our MPs the best. Pick them from a pool of people with excellent qualifications in the hard disciplines of science, engineering and business.
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Thursday 8th November 2012
9 signatures
Ban lane splitting by motorcyclists
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Thursday 8th November 2012
5 signatures
200,000 signatures should result in a referendum not a debate in the house of commons
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Thursday 8th November 2012
8 signatures
The Right To A Council Home
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Wednesday 9th May 2012
2 signatures
Stop Network Rail erecting GSM - R Masts
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Thursday 8th November 2012
4 signatures
Help the young homeless in the uk
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Friday 9th November 2012
6 signatures
STOP the Remembrance Day Protest 2011
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
3 signatures
Apply Stricter Border Controls at Euro Tunnel Stations and Ports
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Thursday 8th November 2012
2 signatures
Increase Public Awareness For Youth Clubs
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Wednesday 8th February 2012
1 signatures
Olympic Tickets :- Pay for your own
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Wednesday 8th February 2012
8 signatures
no politician to employ family members
Open from Monday 7th November 2011 to Wednesday 7th November 2012
3 signatures
Ban or register baseball bats
Open from Thursday 10th November 2011 to Saturday 10th November 2012
1 signatures
A Moratorium on International Government payments
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Thursday 8th November 2012
5 signatures
Driving test to include Motorway driving
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Thursday 8th November 2012
6 signatures
How MP's communicate.
Open from Monday 7th November 2011 to Wednesday 7th November 2012
3 signatures
Motorway Construction Procedure
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Thursday 8th November 2012
4 signatures
Ban smoking on TV, Theatre Stage, & New Films
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Thursday 8th November 2012
4 signatures
Call for tighter government control on the use of Xenoestrogens in the UK.
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Thursday 8th November 2012
8 signatures
HMG guidelines should not allow a GP fund holder to refer patients to private healthcare providers in which he/she have financial interests in.
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Thursday 8th November 2012
2 signatures
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