Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
more lenient registration plates
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
Maximum 100 horsepower vehicles for drivers under 21 years old
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Monday 21st May 2012
2 signatures
Carehomes Elderly self funders
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
3 signatures
Permission to vote under the age of 18 after one passes a vocal test on political understanding
Open from Friday 2nd December 2011 to Sunday 2nd December 2012
4 signatures
Decriminalise quantys of cannabis up to 1 ounce
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
7 signatures
Let England have its own office - the same as the other three UK Countries
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Tuesday 21st August 2012
2 signatures
Stop speculation on commodities
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
Windfall tax on multi millionaires
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
3 signatures
No 50% Council House Discounts without same offer to private buyers
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
4 signatures
Abolish Orders-in-Council and nullify any legislation obtaining to the UK or its Overseas Territories that has been enacted by it
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
2 signatures
British crown dependencies
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Monday 21st May 2012
2 signatures
Cut taxes for people earning under £50,000.
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
Control lawnmower noise.
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
5 signatures
Private Hire Liciencing
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
Introduce a Windfall Tax for properties purchased under Right To Buy
Open from Wednesday 30th November 2011 to Friday 30th November 2012
3 signatures
Stop Child Labour in Tobacco industry in Malawi
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
6 signatures
Stop Vulture Funds
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
7 signatures
Employment support stopping
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
3 signatures
Require Welfare claimants to 'sign on' twice a day, every day
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
4 signatures
Make E-Petition debate votes legally binding if 1m+ signatures
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
5 signatures
NO MORE BACKROOM BANK SELLOFFS
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
3 signatures
Ban the use of PRIVACY GLASS in vehicles thus enhancing road safety.
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
No visa required to access commonwealth countries
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
4 signatures
Bankers bonuses given to charity
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
2 signatures
Save the Uk children
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
4 signatures
Why are so many childrens charities reliant on charity where are the government?
Open from Thursday 24th November 2011 to Saturday 24th November 2012
3 signatures
RETENTION OF SCHOOL UNIFORM CLOTHING GRANTS
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
5 signatures
Dog Muzzels
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
6 signatures
Government with the consent of the governed? Help prevent the closure of Brent libraries!
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
3 signatures
Prosecute HMRC for failure to collect taxes
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Sunday 16th December 2012
7 signatures
Prohibit running the engine while sitting in a parked vehicle
Open from Thursday 24th November 2011 to Saturday 24th November 2012
3 signatures
Stop funding Public Sector Pensions
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Tuesday 22nd May 2012
5 signatures
Bring in legislation which allows the eviction of semi permanent/temporary structures
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
1 signatures
Legalisation and Taxation of all currently illegal drugs
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
6 signatures
place mobile phone jammers in all prisons
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
3 signatures
PARLIAMENT SHOULD DEBATE WHY BRITISH PUBLIC PROJECTS ROUTINELY COST MANY TIMES WHAT THEY COULD
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
4 signatures
Letting grave yards remain undisturbed, so that people may rest in peace.
Open from Thursday 1st December 2011 to Saturday 1st December 2012
5 signatures
ORION NUCLEAR PULSE SPACE ROCKET - 10,000 tons to orbit, "Mars by 1965, Saturn by 1970"
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
7 signatures
Bring in external regulation of the BBC as soon as possible
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
4 signatures
CSA to take part of your payment for saving accout for your children
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
1 signatures
Not allow BBC Trust members to hold two or more jobs.
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
Commission a statue to commemorate injured troops
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
9 signatures
Britain never changes currency to the Euro
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
4 signatures
Stop the EU's Treaty of Debt (ESM)
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Wednesday 22nd February 2012
9 signatures
Technocracy Referendum
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
public chamber in house of commons
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
1 signatures
End free bus travel for those 60 and over
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
3 signatures
Primate rescue centres
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
2 signatures
Ambassadors and Diplomats
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
1 signatures
Cyclists Must Wear a Yellow Jacket With a Reflective ID Number
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
7 signatures
civil law - judgement based on probability
Open from Friday 18th November 2011 to Sunday 18th November 2012
2 signatures
Free Sporting Facilties in Harlow
Open from Friday 18th November 2011 to Saturday 18th February 2012
2 signatures
Immigration officers should not automatically admit immigrants into UK fraudulently claiming to be children by travelling without documentation
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
4 signatures
Keep Stranraer Alive
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
all problem housing estates should have cameras
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
3 signatures
Ban Christmas
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
5 signatures
Reform of Job-Seekers allowance
Open from Friday 18th November 2011 to Friday 18th May 2012
4 signatures
Cut government employee pensions by 25%
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
4 signatures
Extension of immigration points system and cap to EU nationals
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
7 signatures
Hide speed cameres
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
Stop financing Public sector pensions from Community Charge taxation
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
2 signatures
Public Sector Pensions
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
Ban Selling Second Hand Car's With Their Number Plates, To Save Lives & Create 1000's Of Jobs
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Monday 21st May 2012
2 signatures
MP's (House of Commons) & Lords (House of Lords) who have been convicted of expenses fraud should not retain the right to re-enter politics
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Tuesday 21st February 2012
6 signatures
No MP in Virgin Money
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
4 signatures
Regulate commission on private Pensions
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
1 signatures
Keep Diplomas in School.
Open from Friday 18th November 2011 to Sunday 18th November 2012
4 signatures
Put pressure on the appropiate sports to develope young sporting talent.
Open from Friday 18th November 2011 to Sunday 18th November 2012
1 signatures
Prepare an exit plan for the UK from the EU.
Open from Friday 18th November 2011 to Sunday 18th November 2012
5 signatures
Petition for the taxpayer not to make a loss on the bank bailouts
Open from Friday 18th November 2011 to Sunday 18th November 2012
3 signatures
Introduction of volunteer Allowance
Open from Friday 18th November 2011 to Friday 18th May 2012
9 signatures
Stop the sale of Northern Rock to Virgin
Open from Friday 18th November 2011 to Saturday 18th February 2012
6 signatures
Call Centre Identification
Open from Friday 18th November 2011 to Sunday 18th November 2012
2 signatures
if smoking in cars is to banned then it should also be banned in prisons and parliament
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
7 signatures
Dollar
Open from Friday 18th November 2011 to Sunday 18th November 2012
3 signatures
That Parliament should establish an independent review of energy policy and regulation
Open from Thursday 17th November 2011 to Saturday 17th November 2012
9 signatures
A new European airport in south-east England
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
7 signatures
Referendum on the Break-up of the United Kingdom.7 May 2015
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
4 signatures
Stop poisoning Small business with Public Procurement rules
Open from Friday 18th November 2011 to Saturday 18th February 2012
7 signatures
Wage Cut To All NHS Trust Hospitals Chief Executives Pay Every Year
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
3 signatures
Equal Hospital Parking rights for all, NOT Extortion
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
5 signatures
Wage Cut To All Local & County Councils Chief Executives Pay Every Year !
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
4 signatures
Means test All benifits
Open from Thursday 17th November 2011 to Saturday 17th November 2012
9 signatures
NO MORE MONEY TO GPs FOR DEATH CERTIFICATE
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
3 signatures
Fixed price fuel
Open from Friday 18th November 2011 to Friday 18th May 2012
2 signatures
european union languages
Open from Thursday 17th November 2011 to Saturday 17th November 2012
2 signatures
stopp(stop taxing our private pensions)
Open from Friday 18th November 2011 to Sunday 18th November 2012
7 signatures
Employing 5 people or less
Open from Friday 18th November 2011 to Sunday 18th November 2012
1 signatures
health and safety fanatic
Open from Thursday 17th November 2011 to Saturday 17th November 2012
2 signatures
New work permits should only be issued to recognised world experts/authority with current know-how in their respective fields (like PhDs, Professors)
Open from Thursday 17th November 2011 to Saturday 17th November 2012
3 signatures
Profit Interest Tax to Fuel & Energy Companies
Open from Friday 18th November 2011 to Sunday 18th November 2012
2 signatures
Bring back the old light bulbs
Open from Thursday 17th November 2011 to Saturday 17th November 2012
8 signatures
Worrying levels of iodine deficiency in the UK
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
6 signatures
Revoke businesses license that do not pay full amount due in tax!
Open from Thursday 17th November 2011 to Saturday 17th November 2012
2 signatures
Tax algorithmic trading
Open from Friday 18th November 2011 to Sunday 18th November 2012
2 signatures
Make Councils accountable for new parking schemes.
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
Illegal Number Plates
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Tuesday 21st February 2012
1 signatures
Discuss increasing incidents of racism in football and Sepp Blatter's recent comments
Open from Thursday 17th November 2011 to Friday 17th February 2012
2 signatures
Elected EU Commissioners
Open from Thursday 17th November 2011 to Saturday 17th November 2012
2 signatures
Petition to close 'Vulture Funds' loophole in Jersey.
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
2 signatures
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