Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Cryonics on the NHS
Open from Thursday 1st December 2011 to Saturday 1st December 2012
4 signatures
Government to Create a Capped limit law on landlords renting housing property
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Wednesday 29th February 2012
8 signatures
Improved Railway Services
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
1 signatures
That the United Kingdom secedes from the EU and sets it's own financial trading levy at half of the EU rate
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
1 signatures
Call for Parliament to have an open debate on changing drug legislation
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
2 signatures
Moratorium On Climate Change Legislation Pending Review
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Thursday 23rd February 2012
2 signatures
Ban high heels
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
2 signatures
ALL POLITICAL PARTY DONATIONS SHOULD GO TO A CENTRAL REGISTER AND THE FUNDS SHOULD BE DIVIDED INTO EQUAL PORTIONS AND GIVEN TO EACH OF THE POLITICAL P
Open from Friday 25th November 2011 to Sunday 25th November 2012
5 signatures
stop employers controlling what you put on social networking sites
Open from Thursday 24th November 2011 to Friday 24th February 2012
4 signatures
Put all government job adverts on Government websites rather than paying newspapers to do exactly the same thing.
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
2 signatures
Reduce economic inequality in Britain
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
2 signatures
Inland Revenue Clawback of Back Taxes
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Thursday 23rd February 2012
1 signatures
AVOID ILLEGAL WASTE DUMPING BY MAKING LEGAL WASTE DISPOSAL FREE
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
5 signatures
bring in a swiss voting system, as the majority are being silenced
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
4 signatures
euro currency
Open from Friday 25th November 2011 to Sunday 25th November 2012
4 signatures
Gaining personal or family benefit from enacted legislation
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Wednesday 23rd May 2012
1 signatures
Telecom Companies to compensate customers that have been forced into automatic contract extensions at the end of an initial term
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
1 signatures
Unborn child protection
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
2 signatures
Say your price, mean your price
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
5 signatures
Reject the proposals on political party financing – Committee chaired by Sir Christopher Kelly
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
9 signatures
Downpatrick to be made a city
Open from Thursday 24th November 2011 to Saturday 24th November 2012
1 signatures
Levy a windfall tax on on the energy companies to help the poorest people in society afford to heat their homes.
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
5 signatures
Global warming legislation change
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
2 signatures
Cheap migrant labour, humiliation in media/cyberspace, blackmailing, caste discrimination is a form of modern day ‘slavery’ should be abolished
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
5 signatures
Ban harmful Industrial Chemical Fragrance products.
Open from Thursday 24th November 2011 to Saturday 24th November 2012
5 signatures
complaints forms in nhs hospitals
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
5 signatures
Income tax at 90% for earning more than 52x the minimum wage. Even if you live abroad
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
7 signatures
Publication of planning documents on council websites
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
2 signatures
Purchase utilities from the Government
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
5 signatures
Complete review of civil service
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Thursday 23rd February 2012
3 signatures
Don't Harm The Harmless.
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Tuesday 22nd May 2012
1 signatures
RBS Shares for all taxpayers
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
5 signatures
Cap taxpayer funded total earnings
Open from Friday 25th November 2011 to Sunday 25th November 2012
3 signatures
Remove the right to remain silent when under investigation
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
3 signatures
INTRODUCE FAILURE STANDARDS FOR GOVERNMENT PROJECTS
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
1 signatures
Maintenance for children with a one parent.
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Thursday 23rd February 2012
4 signatures
Punters of the National Lottery should be able to nominate in what areas of good causes the funds received be allocated
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
1 signatures
Advertise E-petitions
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
6 signatures
Pay unemployed claimants minimum wage to do various jobs, as it will be more beneficial to claimants, employer, society, more cost effective, etc
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
6 signatures
Ban the website Red Watch
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Wednesday 22nd February 2012
3 signatures
Tax all political parities donations
Open from Tuesday 20th December 2011 to Thursday 20th December 2012
2 signatures
Fift Fifty is Fair. Help us back to work by making it pay. Let us keep our dole and half our wages.
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
1 signatures
Reduce the period of penalty points/endorsement staying on the driving licence.
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
6 signatures
Force all medical bodies, including the BMA, to support all recommendations with evidence that substantiates their recommendations
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
2 signatures
LGO`S (Local Government Ombudsman ) should be replaced by a LOCAL Legal Fund for the Taxpayer
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
8 signatures
Pay the same price for fuel as the Americans i.e. 52p per litre
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
4 signatures
Ban Safety Deposit Boxes
Open from Friday 25th November 2011 to Sunday 25th November 2012
2 signatures
Ban Small Children From Cars
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
7 signatures
Help the Zimbabwe people regain their freedom by removing Mugabe.
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
4 signatures
Bring forth fair and balanced press regulation
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
8 signatures
National insurance lottory
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
3 signatures
People weighing over 25 stone should be offered a 'fat camp'
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Wednesday 23rd May 2012
6 signatures
Tougher regulations for animal rescues and rehoming
Open from Thursday 24th November 2011 to Saturday 24th November 2012
4 signatures
Stop plans to offer 95% mortgages
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Wednesday 29th February 2012
2 signatures
Encourage the NHS to take measures to prevent post abortion stress syndrome
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
2 signatures
Force manufactures of Freeview decoders to include a option to hide adult/gambling channels.
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
3 signatures
countryside speed limits
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Tuesday 22nd May 2012
3 signatures
CSA to consider both parents earnings
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
5 signatures
Say NO to the Mortgage Indemnity Scheme
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Wednesday 29th February 2012
6 signatures
Ban Sex discrimination for older women in benefit system
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
3 signatures
Costs of EU Membership
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
5 signatures
National Justice Service (NJS) with Complaints/Offence Database
Open from Thursday 24th November 2011 to Saturday 24th November 2012
1 signatures
Basic Geology and History of Science should be Mandatory to Key Stage 3 (Year 9)
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
7 signatures
Ask Network Rail to Rename St Pancras
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
5 signatures
Simplify Buying and Selling a House
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
6 signatures
Transfering the tax allowance from the non working parent to the working parent.
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
2 signatures
stop benefit for protesters
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
2 signatures
Change Requirement for Mandatory Gift Aid Declaration
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
4 signatures
Call for the Government to accept EU regulation of 'Buy to Let' Mortgages
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
5 signatures
Removal of the EU "blue band" from UK registration numbers
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
Review and Improve the Student Loans Company
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Monday 21st May 2012
3 signatures
REDUCE STAMP DUTY TO REVIVE THE HOUSING MARKET
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
9 signatures
Limit public sector wages to 90 percent of prime ministers salary
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
4 signatures
EU accounts sign off before agreed budget adjustments
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
6 signatures
Return to council owned affordable housing instead of private landlords to assist the lower paid Majority Tax Payers return to self sufficancy
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
2 signatures
Allow all electrically powered vehicles to be allowed on pavements and roads.
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
6 signatures
to insure car not a driver
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
4 signatures
points on licence only last for 2 years.
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
Debate over the sale of Northern Rock
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
5 signatures
Extent the M5 motorway
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
4 signatures
Increase the Regional Growth fund.
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
1 signatures
Politicians and the Maxwells
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
1 signatures
City status for Wallasey and Birkenhead
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
Bring back the crown on pub glasses
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
3 signatures
Restoration of Pensions Dividend Tax Credit
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Tuesday 21st February 2012
8 signatures
Stop Taxing Our Farmers
Open from Friday 25th November 2011 to Sunday 25th November 2012
4 signatures
Secret Ballot for MPs.
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
cut fuel duty to a flat rate of 25%
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
4 signatures
Lets Make 12th July Orange Day Nation WIde
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
3 signatures
Reinstate Saint Edmund as official Patron Saint of England
Open from Tuesday 29th November 2011 to Thursday 29th November 2012
8 signatures
Government departments to always buy UK manufactured cars.
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
DISBAND THE USELESS PRO POLCE IPCC
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
7 signatures
Give grants to charities supporting science, maths, engineering and technology.
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
2 signatures
No free NHS prescriptions, different bands of fees
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
2 signatures
Jobs for disabled people
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
4 signatures
Introduce deposits on glass and plastic bottles and aluminium cans
Open from Friday 25th November 2011 to Sunday 25th November 2012
2 signatures
Make 'Member of Parliament' a voluntary position
Open from Monday 21st November 2011 to Wednesday 21st November 2012
5 signatures
Public sector pensions should be stakeholder pensions
Open from Tuesday 22nd November 2011 to Thursday 22nd November 2012
7 signatures
Stop the cuts to Merseyside Police
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
6 signatures
Smokers to pay to smoke on NHS grounds
Open from Wednesday 23rd November 2011 to Friday 23rd November 2012
3 signatures
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