Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Thames Tunnel Sewerage Storeage System
Open from Thursday 11th October 2012 to Friday 11th October 2013
2 signatures
Reassess the 12ftlb air rifle limit, and introduce a national registration system.
Open from Wednesday 10th October 2012 to Thursday 10th October 2013
2 signatures
Make it illegal for MPs to vote on any topic without first taking steps to obtain the approval of his or her constituency electorate.
Open from Friday 12th October 2012 to Saturday 12th October 2013
3 signatures
curfew for children
Open from Friday 26th October 2012 to Saturday 26th January 2013
1 signatures
Give top rate tax cut money to homeless veterans
Open from Thursday 11th October 2012 to Friday 11th January 2013
9 signatures
FreeSportsDay One day a year
Open from Friday 12th October 2012 to Saturday 12th January 2013
2 signatures
BINGO - Fair taxation for fair competition
Open from Thursday 11th October 2012 to Friday 11th October 2013
2 signatures
Turn Britain into a Direct Democracy
Open from Friday 12th October 2012 to Saturday 12th October 2013
5 signatures
Anonymity until you have been charged
Open from Friday 12th October 2012 to Friday 12th April 2013
4 signatures
Alternatives to Enforced Pension Annuity
Open from Thursday 11th October 2012 to Thursday 11th April 2013
4 signatures
Remove Section 127 of the Communications Act 2003
Open from Monday 5th November 2012 to Tuesday 5th November 2013
5 signatures
Police Service of England & Wales
Open from Thursday 11th October 2012 to Friday 11th October 2013
2 signatures
Raise issue in NATO: Invite Russia to join
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
3 signatures
alter e-petition terms and conditions
Open from Friday 12th October 2012 to Saturday 12th October 2013
3 signatures
A inquiry of the government borrowing and spending
Open from Friday 12th October 2012 to Saturday 12th October 2013
1 signatures
Insurance & tax on ALL vehicle used on public roads
Open from Thursday 11th October 2012 to Friday 11th October 2013
7 signatures
Protest against the Ukraine "Gay Propaganda" Bill
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
6 signatures
Parking fines & notices - 50% increase for non payment surely cant be fair!
Open from Friday 12th October 2012 to Friday 12th April 2013
4 signatures
No housing for Criminals
Open from Friday 12th October 2012 to Saturday 12th October 2013
9 signatures
Vehicles covering under 5000 miles per year should be exempt from testing for one year
Open from Friday 12th October 2012 to Saturday 12th October 2013
1 signatures
Boycott British Gas Now.
Open from Friday 12th October 2012 to Saturday 12th January 2013
9 signatures
Government Structure Change
Open from Friday 12th October 2012 to Saturday 12th October 2013
1 signatures
Silence the internet for rememberance day
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
2 signatures
Replace homework with extra school hours
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
8 signatures
Criminalize the promotion of death to human life
Open from Friday 12th October 2012 to Saturday 12th October 2013
2 signatures
Decriminalization of DDoS Attack (Distributed denial of service) as a form of protest
Open from Tuesday 16th October 2012 to Wednesday 16th October 2013
8 signatures
The Norwegian Nobel Committee should resign
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
3 signatures
Turn off the Street lights
Open from Friday 12th October 2012 to Saturday 12th October 2013
9 signatures
Migration Fee
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
2 signatures
Do you agree with bringing the EMA back?
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
4 signatures
Incineration and combustion licencing.
Open from Wednesday 31st October 2012 to Thursday 31st October 2013
3 signatures
Scrap the licence fee for bbc in the context of the jimmy saville allegations
Open from Friday 26th October 2012 to Saturday 26th October 2013
8 signatures
Exclude B2B data from the new EU Data Regulation
Open from Tuesday 4th December 2012 to Wednesday 4th December 2013
1 signatures
priority to high Energy Returned/Energy Invested sources
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
2 signatures
Make it illegal for anybody to refer to treatment under the NHS as 'free'.
Open from Tuesday 16th October 2012 to Wednesday 16th October 2013
4 signatures
Prevent charities from using intimidation and bullying tactics to raise funds i.e. knocking on doors and stopping you in the street
Open from Wednesday 17th October 2012 to Thursday 17th October 2013
5 signatures
Without exception punish ALL who verbally abuse police officers on duty
Open from Tuesday 16th October 2012 to Wednesday 16th October 2013
3 signatures
Pollutants control of cars bought, sold and/or manufactured in the UK after 1/1/2014
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
1 signatures
UK MUST NOT INTERFERE IN THE ISLAMIC WORLD AND MUST WITHDRAW ALL IT TROOPS.
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
5 signatures
Stop You Tube From Downloading Music for Free!!
Open from Friday 26th October 2012 to Saturday 26th October 2013
1 signatures
Reduce Police Pensions
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
4 signatures
Against proposals by the ONS to change the RPI index so that its value will be regularly lower than it would have been if it wasent changed.
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
6 signatures
Require Film & TV streaming sites to be platform neutral
Open from Friday 26th October 2012 to Saturday 26th October 2013
5 signatures
No 'U-Turn' on plans to implement the Mansion Tax
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
6 signatures
Grant immunity from prosecution to British Armed Forces Personnel on active service.
Open from Tuesday 16th October 2012 to Wednesday 16th October 2013
8 signatures
Should the UK government close down tax havens such as Jersey ,Isle of Man or Cayman Island?
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
4 signatures
Enforced Military Discount
Open from Friday 19th October 2012 to Saturday 19th October 2013
7 signatures
ban dogs in council tenements
Open from Monday 22nd October 2012 to Tuesday 22nd October 2013
6 signatures
more should be done about doping in sport
Open from Thursday 22nd November 2012 to Friday 22nd November 2013
1 signatures
compulsive work hrs
Open from Tuesday 16th October 2012 to Wednesday 16th October 2013
2 signatures
army entry
Open from Tuesday 16th October 2012 to Wednesday 16th October 2013
4 signatures
criminal records clearance
Open from Tuesday 16th October 2012 to Wednesday 16th October 2013
8 signatures
Use this recession (spare construction capacity, lower costs) to build new motorway between London and Cornwall
Open from Tuesday 16th October 2012 to Wednesday 16th October 2013
4 signatures
Impose restrictions on the amount of UK produce thrown away by supermarkets
Open from Tuesday 16th October 2012 to Wednesday 16th October 2013
7 signatures
cornish assembly
Open from Monday 22nd October 2012 to Tuesday 22nd October 2013
5 signatures
Punitive tax on energy suppliers profits following above inflation price rises.
Open from Tuesday 16th October 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
1 signatures
stop ministers getting public payouts when they resign or quit the government
Open from Tuesday 16th October 2012 to Wednesday 16th October 2013
6 signatures
Stop the burning of Rubbish at Nash Mills car boot sale site
Open from Tuesday 23rd October 2012 to Wednesday 23rd October 2013
1 signatures
Tax for Cancer reaserch
Open from Tuesday 23rd October 2012 to Wednesday 23rd October 2013
3 signatures
Protect UK defence capabilities
Open from Tuesday 23rd October 2012 to Tuesday 23rd April 2013
6 signatures
Theresa May to be removed
Open from Monday 22nd October 2012 to Monday 22nd April 2013
4 signatures
Independent scientific review on current drug policies
Open from Wednesday 17th October 2012 to Thursday 17th October 2013
3 signatures
Remove Prince Charles from the succession
Open from Wednesday 17th October 2012 to Thursday 17th October 2013
8 signatures
Let us use Child care voucher to pay for school meals
Open from Friday 26th October 2012 to Friday 26th April 2013
2 signatures
Change the voting sytstem
Open from Wednesday 17th October 2012 to Thursday 17th October 2013
3 signatures
Can the government provide an alternative to enforced annuities?
Open from Monday 22nd October 2012 to Monday 22nd July 2013
5 signatures
Stop David and Julie Farrow from breeding German Shepherds
Open from Thursday 18th October 2012 to Thursday 18th April 2013
4 signatures
Remove Some of Local Authorities Council Tax Enforcement Powers
Open from Tuesday 30th October 2012 to Wednesday 30th January 2013
1 signatures
Gambling
Open from Tuesday 30th October 2012 to Tuesday 30th April 2013
3 signatures
Alcohol
Open from Thursday 18th October 2012 to Thursday 18th April 2013
3 signatures
Lap dancing clubs
Open from Wednesday 17th October 2012 to Wednesday 17th July 2013
2 signatures
Local jobs for local people!!
Open from Wednesday 31st October 2012 to Thursday 31st January 2013
2 signatures
Condem the Serbian FA statement. Complain to their PM
Open from Tuesday 23rd October 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
1 signatures
Recouperate money from tax evaders before going after the poor
Open from Monday 22nd October 2012 to Tuesday 22nd October 2013
4 signatures
Make the NHS immune from Litigation
Open from Thursday 18th October 2012 to Friday 18th October 2013
2 signatures
Make it illegal to smoke while pushing a pram
Open from Thursday 18th October 2012 to Friday 18th October 2013
3 signatures
Promote UK Growth by requiring UK Govt Dept's to prefer UK Suppliers
Open from Monday 22nd October 2012 to Tuesday 22nd January 2013
2 signatures
Regulate all Counselling and Psychological Therapies under HCPC
Open from Thursday 18th October 2012 to Friday 18th October 2013
2 signatures
Spare Tyres Should Be Part Of An MOT
Open from Thursday 18th October 2012 to Thursday 18th April 2013
4 signatures
Outlaw offending prophets of major religions
Open from Tuesday 30th October 2012 to Wednesday 30th January 2013
2 signatures
REDUCE TRAVEL TAX THE PEOPLE ARE SPEAKING NOW
Open from Monday 22nd October 2012 to Tuesday 22nd October 2013
8 signatures
Racism and violence in the World Cup
Open from Friday 26th October 2012 to Saturday 26th January 2013
2 signatures
Incentivise a working attitude in the low paid - overlap benefits and minimum wage jobs
Open from Thursday 18th October 2012 to Friday 18th October 2013
1 signatures
why should insured drivers subsidise uninsured drivers
Open from Thursday 18th October 2012 to Friday 18th October 2013
9 signatures
Mosquito Alarms - Banning and Regulating
Open from Friday 19th October 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
6 signatures
CHANGE ROAD TAX LAWS
Open from Monday 22nd October 2012 to Tuesday 22nd October 2013
9 signatures
Criminalise possession of carbofuran
Open from Tuesday 23rd October 2012 to Wednesday 23rd October 2013
4 signatures
Tasers etc
Open from Friday 19th October 2012 to Saturday 19th October 2013
6 signatures
Reduction of the televison license if recent sexual abuse claims against The BBC are proven.
Open from Friday 26th October 2012 to Saturday 26th October 2013
4 signatures
Block Federalisation of Europe
Open from Tuesday 23rd October 2012 to Wednesday 23rd October 2013
5 signatures
Legislate to prevent utility companies having higher than inflation rises in their bills
Open from Wednesday 24th October 2012 to Wednesday 24th April 2013
2 signatures
Ban CCTV operation in public toilets
Open from Wednesday 31st October 2012 to Thursday 31st October 2013
2 signatures
A New Modern Debating Chamber for the UK House of Commons
Open from Monday 22nd October 2012 to Tuesday 22nd October 2013
2 signatures
Cut Racism From Sport
Open from Friday 26th October 2012 to Saturday 26th October 2013
3 signatures
Temporarily zero rate VAT on energy
Open from Monday 22nd October 2012 to Tuesday 22nd October 2013
2 signatures
UK lottery winners should pay tax
Open from Tuesday 30th October 2012 to Wednesday 30th October 2013
3 signatures
Job Seekeres Allowence RE-Form
Open from Friday 19th October 2012 to Saturday 19th October 2013
7 signatures
Benefits should be a privilege, Benefits cut if you regularly commit crimes
Open from Friday 19th October 2012 to Saturday 19th October 2013
5 signatures
kids to have the gps tracking chip inserted into kids at birth
Open from Friday 19th October 2012 to Saturday 19th October 2013
7 signatures
For Long-term unemployed, make job seekers allowance; food, clothing and utilities vouchers.
Open from Friday 19th October 2012 to Saturday 19th October 2013
6 signatures
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