Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Improve equality of public sector cuts
Open from Tuesday 2nd October 2012 to Wednesday 2nd October 2013
1 signatures
Prohibit the possession, sale and breeding of Staffordshire bull terriers
Open from Monday 1st October 2012 to Tuesday 1st October 2013
7 signatures
public events/sport on television
Open from Wednesday 3rd October 2012 to Thursday 3rd October 2013
2 signatures
Order an immediate full disclosure inquiry into why Andrew Mitchell reinstated GBP8m aid to Rwanda on his last day in office, against officials advice
Open from Tuesday 2nd October 2012 to Wednesday 2nd October 2013
8 signatures
Mortgage Indemnity Policies
Open from Tuesday 2nd October 2012 to Tuesday 2nd July 2013
5 signatures
Force people receiving unemployment benefits to do mandatory community work
Open from Monday 1st October 2012 to Tuesday 1st October 2013
7 signatures
Entitling all Civil Emergency Personnel to the Queen Elizabeth Cross Award in future, plus create the Prince of Wales Cross for Wounded Personnel too.
Open from Monday 1st October 2012 to Tuesday 1st October 2013
3 signatures
Royal succession shall in each case be decided by an Act of Parliament.
Open from Monday 1st October 2012 to Tuesday 1st October 2013
2 signatures
Construct a Christ of England statue
Open from Wednesday 3rd October 2012 to Thursday 3rd October 2013
4 signatures
Stop sezualization of young people from distorted Media images.
Open from Wednesday 3rd October 2012 to Thursday 3rd October 2013
4 signatures
Police Bail
Open from Monday 1st October 2012 to Monday 1st April 2013
4 signatures
Make PPI Claims companies have to be accountable to the FSA
Open from Tuesday 2nd October 2012 to Wednesday 2nd October 2013
3 signatures
Reconsider the Smoking ban to a designated Smoking Room indoors
Open from Tuesday 2nd October 2012 to Tuesday 2nd April 2013
7 signatures
Part refund for every minute a trains is late
Open from Monday 1st October 2012 to Tuesday 1st October 2013
5 signatures
HMG welfare-to-work schemes DO NOT FIND WORK for the unemployed. Such schemes should be required to actively place clients on already allocated jobs
Open from Monday 1st October 2012 to Tuesday 1st October 2013
5 signatures
Block pornography and sexual orientated advertisements online
Open from Wednesday 3rd October 2012 to Wednesday 3rd April 2013
8 signatures
Deposit disputes penalties to be paid to government
Open from Tuesday 2nd October 2012 to Wednesday 2nd October 2013
1 signatures
Surrey University and St George's Hospital Medical School
Open from Tuesday 2nd October 2012 to Wednesday 2nd October 2013
1 signatures
STOP THE BENIFIT CAPS ON DISABLED CARERS
Open from Tuesday 2nd October 2012 to Wednesday 2nd October 2013
8 signatures
Recycling of Graves
Open from Tuesday 2nd October 2012 to Wednesday 2nd October 2013
3 signatures
earn your keep
Open from Tuesday 2nd October 2012 to Wednesday 2nd October 2013
8 signatures
Choiceless (Bride-Napping)
Open from Tuesday 2nd October 2012 to Wednesday 2nd January 2013
3 signatures
Stop the "awards for all" get competitive sport back in school
Open from Wednesday 3rd October 2012 to Wednesday 3rd April 2013
3 signatures
TELL THE PEOPLE THE TRUTH regarding workplace pension protection, in that there is none, another Robert Maxwell incident could happen.
Open from Tuesday 2nd October 2012 to Wednesday 2nd October 2013
5 signatures
Reduce costs of hameodialysis Machines
Open from Tuesday 2nd October 2012 to Wednesday 2nd October 2013
3 signatures
UK Food Nutritional Database
Open from Tuesday 2nd October 2012 to Wednesday 2nd October 2013
6 signatures
change speed limits to multiples of 5 rather than 10
Open from Tuesday 2nd October 2012 to Wednesday 2nd October 2013
1 signatures
parliamentary enquiry into deaths in custody caused by positional asphyxia
Open from Friday 5th October 2012 to Saturday 5th October 2013
4 signatures
knifes
Open from Wednesday 3rd October 2012 to Thursday 3rd October 2013
5 signatures
Public Funded Arts Productions to be offered to BBC
Open from Wednesday 3rd October 2012 to Thursday 3rd October 2013
2 signatures
Legally require slower traffic to allow queues to pass
Open from Wednesday 3rd October 2012 to Thursday 3rd October 2013
7 signatures
No VAT on essentials e.g. clothes, cleansing products, toilet roll, etc
Open from Thursday 4th October 2012 to Friday 4th October 2013
4 signatures
Half of all MPs to be women at next General Election
Open from Thursday 4th October 2012 to Friday 4th October 2013
4 signatures
Cheap biosensor for Blood and Mineral Analysis
Open from Wednesday 3rd October 2012 to Thursday 3rd October 2013
2 signatures
Introduce public consultation into rail franchising
Open from Wednesday 3rd October 2012 to Thursday 3rd October 2013
4 signatures
End all co-operation with Russia until Pussy Riot are freed
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
2 signatures
Soldiers should be paid football players wages
Open from Wednesday 3rd October 2012 to Thursday 3rd October 2013
4 signatures
Make drug rehabilitation compulsory for people suffering serious drug addiction
Open from Thursday 4th October 2012 to Friday 4th October 2013
5 signatures
Change the law to oblige those receiving taxpayer pounds to place their income tax accounts into the public domain.
Open from Thursday 4th October 2012 to Friday 4th October 2013
2 signatures
Reintroduce rent control tribunals.
Open from Monday 8th October 2012 to Tuesday 8th October 2013
3 signatures
Letter Box Stuffing
Open from Thursday 4th October 2012 to Thursday 4th April 2013
5 signatures
Stop "Consultant" Tax Avoidance
Open from Thursday 4th October 2012 to Friday 4th October 2013
5 signatures
DO NOT PAY COMPENSATION TO WEST COAST RAILWAY BIDDERS
Open from Wednesday 3rd October 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
1 signatures
End discrimination of Right To Buy rules
Open from Monday 8th October 2012 to Tuesday 8th October 2013
2 signatures
Petition against a Sainsbury in Baildons Historic Village
Open from Monday 8th October 2012 to Tuesday 8th October 2013
4 signatures
UKBA - Stop manual paper applications, go electronic go green...
Open from Wednesday 10th October 2012 to Thursday 10th October 2013
4 signatures
gps tag your children
Open from Tuesday 16th October 2012 to Wednesday 16th October 2013
2 signatures
Make it illegal for a caller to withhold the number if they ring you up
Open from Friday 12th October 2012 to Saturday 12th October 2013
8 signatures
Rebuilding the armed forces to a potent and realistic level with balanced high and lower end equipment
Open from Thursday 4th October 2012 to Friday 4th October 2013
7 signatures
Government to pay for West Coast failure
Open from Thursday 4th October 2012 to Friday 4th January 2013
6 signatures
Increase information in Science GCSE on smoking effects in secondary schools
Open from Monday 8th October 2012 to Tuesday 8th October 2013
3 signatures
Raise Armed Forces entrance age to 21
Open from Thursday 4th October 2012 to Friday 4th October 2013
8 signatures
Creation of a British equivalent to France’s Ecole Nationale d'Administration (ENA)
Open from Thursday 4th October 2012 to Friday 4th October 2013
2 signatures
Make it illegal for convicted prisoners to access legal aid funding of any cases they may wish to bring.
Open from Thursday 4th October 2012 to Friday 4th October 2013
6 signatures
grants for those who have bee farms
Open from Friday 5th October 2012 to Saturday 5th October 2013
6 signatures
West coast rail line public money
Open from Friday 5th October 2012 to Saturday 5th October 2013
2 signatures
Do NOT use the syrian incursion into Turkey as a justification to call for a NATO soiree into the area.
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
4 signatures
Build a Skate Park Area In Beacon Park, Lichfield
Open from Monday 8th October 2012 to Tuesday 8th October 2013
9 signatures
Have a Nationwide Oyster Card to Travel on All UK Buses
Open from Friday 5th October 2012 to Friday 5th April 2013
3 signatures
Take West Coast line from Branson's Virgin
Open from Friday 5th October 2012 to Saturday 5th January 2013
5 signatures
John Lennon Imagine for National ( global) anthem
Open from Friday 12th October 2012 to Saturday 12th October 2013
2 signatures
Outright ban on lead gunshot
Open from Friday 5th October 2012 to Saturday 5th October 2013
6 signatures
Drink driving awareness course before passing your test
Open from Friday 5th October 2012 to Saturday 5th October 2013
3 signatures
Child sex offenders living in secrecy in our country
Open from Wednesday 10th October 2012 to Wednesday 10th April 2013
4 signatures
don't give the mau mau compensation
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th January 2013
3 signatures
Bring back Child safety advertisements on TV
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
3 signatures
Abolish 118 and bring back a single 192 service
Open from Friday 12th October 2012 to Saturday 12th January 2013
1 signatures
Stop Spam SMS Texting (e.g. "PPI" texts)
Open from Friday 12th October 2012 to Saturday 12th January 2013
6 signatures
Stop islamophobia in the UK!
Open from Tuesday 30th October 2012 to Wednesday 30th October 2013
3 signatures
Police service should not be allowed to reject an applicant on grounds of their families criminal background
Open from Wednesday 10th October 2012 to Thursday 10th October 2013
2 signatures
Allow dogs and cats less than 5kg to enter the UK as carry on baggage like the rest of Europe.
Open from Wednesday 10th October 2012 to Thursday 10th October 2013
9 signatures
Stop the justification of alleged child sexual abuse
Open from Tuesday 16th October 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
4 signatures
Extend the commercial connection embargo on senior civil servants and cabinet ministers from ONE year to TEN years.
Open from Monday 8th October 2012 to Tuesday 8th October 2013
3 signatures
Make smoking Illegal in the UK
Open from Monday 8th October 2012 to Tuesday 8th January 2013
8 signatures
Introduce a scheme whereby tax and NI is reduced for life for those who are damaged or maltreated by a taxpayer funded organisation.
Open from Monday 8th October 2012 to Tuesday 8th October 2013
1 signatures
Nanoporous ceramic filter for dialysis
Open from Monday 8th October 2012 to Tuesday 8th October 2013
2 signatures
Mineral reduction using ION Exchange Resin Beads
Open from Monday 8th October 2012 to Tuesday 8th October 2013
1 signatures
create a new National Wounded Servicemen and Women Memorial at the NMA – Staffordshire.
Open from Friday 26th October 2012 to Saturday 26th October 2013
2 signatures
Cut Property Tax
Open from Monday 8th October 2012 to Tuesday 8th October 2013
4 signatures
International Spam Agreement
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Monday 15th April 2013
3 signatures
Defend the Rights of the Unborn
Open from Wednesday 10th October 2012 to Thursday 10th October 2013
7 signatures
Investigate support schemes for adults with special needs, who wish to apply for university
Open from Monday 8th October 2012 to Tuesday 8th October 2013
2 signatures
Make it law by legal contract that one someone has signed the organ donor register there family cannot then refuse they be organ donors
Open from Monday 8th October 2012 to Tuesday 8th October 2013
9 signatures
A special MP for young people elected by 16-18 year olds
Open from Monday 8th October 2012 to Tuesday 8th October 2013
9 signatures
Bring Virgin Media to Hull
Open from Friday 12th October 2012 to Saturday 12th October 2013
4 signatures
Joint tax filing to support families, re-build community, and reduce in-employment
Open from Wednesday 10th October 2012 to Thursday 10th October 2013
3 signatures
Ban Liquid Nitrogen
Open from Tuesday 9th October 2012 to Tuesday 9th April 2013
6 signatures
Introduce legislation to ensure that war criminals who can't be sent home CANNOT USE THE NHS AT ANY TIME.
Open from Wednesday 10th October 2012 to Thursday 10th October 2013
3 signatures
MPs to have strong constituency links
Open from Tuesday 9th October 2012 to Wednesday 9th October 2013
4 signatures
Legalise tasers for use by homeowners on their own property for thier protection
Open from Tuesday 9th October 2012 to Wednesday 9th October 2013
4 signatures
Lower Benefits For People That Have Not Been Employed For 2 Years
Open from Wednesday 10th October 2012 to Thursday 10th October 2013
4 signatures
all m ps can only have one job
Open from Tuesday 9th October 2012 to Tuesday 9th July 2013
2 signatures
Britain needs a JOBS Act to Jumpstart Our Business Startups
Open from Tuesday 9th October 2012 to Wednesday 9th October 2013
2 signatures
Stop Km/h on British Roads. Keep MPH ! - Prevent Metric Speed Limits and Road Signs
Open from Tuesday 9th October 2012 to Wednesday 9th October 2013
9 signatures
Take lorries off the roads on Sundays
Open from Wednesday 10th October 2012 to Thursday 10th October 2013
7 signatures
Build The Severn Barrier and new London Island Airport now
Open from Wednesday 10th October 2012 to Thursday 10th October 2013
8 signatures
Stop the Government policy of Companies giving shares instead of employment rights
Open from Thursday 11th October 2012 to Friday 11th October 2013
8 signatures
Bring Back The Egg Free Flu Vaccine For Children
Open from Wednesday 10th October 2012 to Thursday 10th January 2013
2 signatures
Better Justice for all & NO suspended sentence's
Open from Wednesday 10th October 2012 to Thursday 10th October 2013
9 signatures
Give Gibraltar back to España, but demand the UK keeps a military presence on the Island as part of the agreement!
Open from Monday 15th October 2012 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
2 signatures
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