Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
PRIVATE SECTOR PENSIONS PROTECTED THE SAME AS PUBLIC SECTOR FINAL SALARY PENSIONS
Open from Wednesday 8th February 2012 to Friday 8th February 2013
6 signatures
Cap all tax payer paid pensions at £26k per annum
Open from Tuesday 7th February 2012 to Thursday 7th February 2013
2 signatures
FSA Incompetents
Open from Tuesday 7th February 2012 to Thursday 7th February 2013
3 signatures
Ban employers from firing employees for being arrested or charged with an offence - ONLY if convicted
Open from Tuesday 7th February 2012 to Thursday 7th February 2013
3 signatures
benefits claims
Open from Tuesday 7th February 2012 to Monday 7th May 2012
3 signatures
Should patents be abolished completely?
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
3 signatures
Change the Law to Allow convicted Member's of the House of Lords to be stripped of their Titles
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
8 signatures
Make benefits transparent with an online register
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
2 signatures
Council Tax - Abolish “Relevant Transactions” and let Councils collect additional Council Tax increase as property Developements are completed
Open from Thursday 9th February 2012 to Saturday 9th February 2013
1 signatures
Red Flashing Rear Lights
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
1 signatures
MP for Prisoners
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
5 signatures
Create a Maximum Pension of £35K
Open from Tuesday 7th February 2012 to Thursday 7th February 2013
2 signatures
Renewed Nuclear Testing
Open from Tuesday 7th February 2012 to Thursday 7th February 2013
5 signatures
Re-take the driving test every two years
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
3 signatures
Raising the driving age to 25
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
7 signatures
The amount of signatures needed for a petition to pass should be lowered.
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
4 signatures
Permit all candidates in secondary school public examinations to use word-processors
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
3 signatures
Cap child benefit age to 12 years.
Open from Tuesday 7th February 2012 to Monday 7th May 2012
1 signatures
Court Duty Solicitors
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
2 signatures
Young Driver Insurance Statistics
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Sunday 6th May 2012
3 signatures
Copyright the British Flag
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
4 signatures
Benefits Linking
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
2 signatures
Increase UK Reserves of Gas and Fuel Supplies
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
2 signatures
means test disability living allowance (dla)
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
4 signatures
Bring in to the Licensing Act 2003 the objective of Protecting and improving public health.
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
1 signatures
Do not downgrade the Engineering diploma at GCSE
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
4 signatures
We the undersigned believe that the GDC ORE Part 2 Examination booking system for the March/April 2012 examination was unfair.
Open from Thursday 9th February 2012 to Wednesday 9th May 2012
2 signatures
Origin.
Open from Wednesday 8th February 2012 to Friday 8th February 2013
2 signatures
Stricter Personal Injury Claims
Open from Tuesday 7th February 2012 to Thursday 7th February 2013
9 signatures
eyesore: compulsory removal of derelict buildings
Open from Wednesday 8th February 2012 to Friday 8th February 2013
3 signatures
Increase in specialist spinal injuries beds
Open from Thursday 9th February 2012 to Saturday 9th February 2013
7 signatures
NO, to VAT on FOOD
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
8 signatures
Banned for Life
Open from Friday 3rd February 2012 to Sunday 3rd February 2013
6 signatures
No Tax until you earn over £26,000
Open from Tuesday 7th February 2012 to Thursday 7th February 2013
2 signatures
Vote no to brandon town councils plan to raise council tax by 41.7pc
Open from Wednesday 8th February 2012 to Friday 8th February 2013
9 signatures
Youth un-employment to be cut down before it hits 4million by 2014
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Monday 6th August 2012
5 signatures
Make offenders at mass protests pay the cost of policing it
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
2 signatures
Pay MPs the same as bankers so we get the best talent in government
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
3 signatures
Controlling Remuneration Packages at Quangos
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
2 signatures
Tax Free Expenses for Employed People
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
2 signatures
Promoting Stem Cell Research
Open from Thursday 9th February 2012 to Wednesday 9th May 2012
5 signatures
Kill the pain, Not the patient – End killing patients by depriving them water and food
Open from Thursday 9th February 2012 to Saturday 9th February 2013
9 signatures
Worldwide moritorium on Payment of Banker Bonuses
Open from Friday 3rd February 2012 to Thursday 3rd May 2012
2 signatures
Make February 29th a bank holiday
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
5 signatures
Taxpayers don't want to fund benefit cheats - Support the cap!
Open from Friday 3rd February 2012 to Sunday 3rd February 2013
6 signatures
Phone numbers for all manned railway stations
Open from Friday 3rd February 2012 to Friday 3rd August 2012
2 signatures
Train hospital domestics to clean body fluids on wards
Open from Friday 3rd February 2012 to Sunday 3rd February 2013
8 signatures
Improve transport links within Falklands.
Open from Friday 3rd February 2012 to Sunday 3rd February 2013
3 signatures
The incentivization of long-term policy by extension of the period a party holds office.
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
2 signatures
The goverment needs to change there ruling on 24 notice for detentions
Open from Friday 3rd February 2012 to Sunday 3rd February 2013
2 signatures
CUT THE NUMBER OF LORDS AND POLITICIANS
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
3 signatures
ABOLISH VAT
Open from Friday 3rd February 2012 to Sunday 3rd February 2013
7 signatures
Extend National Lottery to Channel Island
Open from Friday 3rd February 2012 to Sunday 3rd February 2013
2 signatures
Make it simple to switch banks to foster more competition
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Monday 6th August 2012
5 signatures
Worker Fuel Tax Relief To & From The Workplace
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
7 signatures
Punishment for planning/committing terrorism by British nationals
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
5 signatures
Stop the reduction in child dla by taxing the bankers bonuses
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
6 signatures
Support the Prime Ministers cap on Benefits
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
7 signatures
National Register of All Insured Vehicles
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
2 signatures
Force new rules on pharmaceutical companies to help develop new medicines and make them more readily available
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
1 signatures
privatise NHS
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
2 signatures
Bonus in public sector
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Wednesday 6th February 2013
4 signatures
review the purchasing of paracetamol
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
6 signatures
Choose Tax Allocation
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
6 signatures
Give everyone in England and Wales £10,000 to boost the economy.
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
8 signatures
Scrap the "taxing" tax system for a flat £18.40 annual tax per person
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
5 signatures
Justice for Luis Suarez.
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Wednesday 12th September 2012
1 signatures
Should aid to India be withdrawn if they buy aeroplanes from France
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Monday 6th August 2012
1 signatures
Sick pay for temps
Open from Friday 3rd February 2012 to Thursday 3rd May 2012
5 signatures
Land line access to public and private organisations
Open from Friday 3rd February 2012 to Sunday 3rd February 2013
3 signatures
Stop the government overturning the peer's welfare bill changes
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2012 to Tuesday 1st May 2012
3 signatures
put the railway back in Shepton mallet
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2012 to Wednesday 1st August 2012
2 signatures
Remove the surcharge for renewing a vehicle tax disc for only 6 months instead of 12
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2012 to Wednesday 1st August 2012
2 signatures
Drug users to partially pay for their own medical bills
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
3 signatures
Keep Gloucestershire's NHS Public
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Thursday 2nd August 2012
1 signatures
Immediate rail fare decrease of 30% paid out of Network Rail profits
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2012 to Friday 1st February 2013
7 signatures
Trains should have adequate seating for 2nd class passengers
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2012 to Friday 1st February 2013
4 signatures
Realistic airsoft guns for 16's and 17's.
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2012 to Thursday 1st November 2012
4 signatures
Call on Government to convene Recession Summit to help struggling families
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2012 to Friday 1st February 2013
6 signatures
VAT relef on fuel & utilitys
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2012 to Tuesday 1st May 2012
1 signatures
NHS OPT OUT
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
9 signatures
Funding for Youth activities.
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2012 to Friday 1st February 2013
2 signatures
Matron Team Hospital Wide All wards to deliver consistent care
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
2 signatures
Make lawyers pay up front for appeals and only refunded if the appeals successful
Open from Tuesday 31st January 2012 to Thursday 31st January 2013
3 signatures
Introduction of Minimum Speed Traps
Open from Tuesday 31st January 2012 to Thursday 31st January 2013
4 signatures
Give Taxpayers the right to veto bonuses
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
3 signatures
Compulsory Reduced Systems for Supermarkets to Save Food
Open from Tuesday 31st January 2012 to Thursday 31st January 2013
4 signatures
Legal age for reproduction
Open from Thursday 9th February 2012 to Saturday 9th February 2013
5 signatures
Ban Promoting Religion on the Streets or in Public places.
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Thursday 2nd August 2012
2 signatures
To Save Money by Having Local Councils Use a Single Website Design Template
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
3 signatures
For government to encourage full reserve banking.
Open from Tuesday 31st January 2012 to Thursday 31st January 2013
7 signatures
100,000 Parents against VAT on Baby Mattresses
Open from Tuesday 31st January 2012 to Thursday 31st January 2013
3 signatures
Homes For Heros
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
5 signatures
CRBs should be free
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2012 to Friday 1st February 2013
2 signatures
Bonuses in the workplace should be banned
Open from Tuesday 31st January 2012 to Thursday 31st January 2013
4 signatures
BBC should justify all salaries in excess of £1 million
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2012 to Tuesday 1st May 2012
5 signatures
Stop Rupert Murdoch's BBC robbery
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Tuesday 29th May 2012
4 signatures
Make it illegal for all Local Authorities, Almo’s to employ/contract all workers outside a 15 mile radius.
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
1 signatures
Rail Link £32b HS2 Good Idea but cost will end up £64b as always Govt project are late & cost will double.
Open from Tuesday 31st January 2012 to Thursday 31st January 2013
3 signatures
HMG should practice what it preaches by insisting on lower bonuses for officials of company it has shareholding it. Cap pay in nationalised industries
Open from Monday 30th January 2012 to Wednesday 30th January 2013
1 signatures
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