Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Defend Day Centres in Salford
Open from Wednesday 8th February 2012 to Wednesday 8th August 2012
1 signatures
Reduce the able bodied benefits and Higher tax credits to encourage workers
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
4 signatures
Abolish Road Tax
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
5 signatures
Work should Pay
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
2 signatures
Have you had enough with Student Finance?
Open from Thursday 26th January 2012 to Thursday 26th April 2012
2 signatures
STOP THE BUS PASS FOR ANY ONE UNDER RETIREMENT AGE
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
2 signatures
stop child benifit for all any in need will get money from family tax credit
Open from Wednesday 25th January 2012 to Friday 25th January 2013
4 signatures
Tax/NI Allowance To Equal Benefit Cap
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
6 signatures
Set benefit ceiling to £26k
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Tuesday 24th July 2012
4 signatures
A renewed AV referendum!
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
7 signatures
£150k tax free allowance for START-UPS involved in the UK tourist industry
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
1 signatures
Move Government to Birmingham Area
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
7 signatures
Prohibit tractors from A roads at rush hour
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
6 signatures
Make service companies like gas, electric, water etc. repair roads fully.
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
4 signatures
MAKE DAVID CAMERON APOLOGISE FOR ABUSIVE COMMENT TO HIS TO DENNIS SKINNER
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Monday 23rd April 2012
4 signatures
Debate on racism in football.
Open from Thursday 26th January 2012 to Saturday 26th January 2013
4 signatures
To frame Recall and Initiative rules for citizens and their legislators
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
6 signatures
Should Scotland become independent, she should not be allowed to use the pound. It could devalue the pound, like many EU countries do for the euro
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
4 signatures
Resellection of MPs
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
1 signatures
International tv licensing
Open from Thursday 26th January 2012 to Saturday 26th January 2013
5 signatures
Benzodiazepine & brain damage
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
4 signatures
Parliamentary Health Ombudsman Waste Of Space
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
4 signatures
Better deal for vulnerable patients by nurses
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
5 signatures
Bonuses
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
4 signatures
Meat tax
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
8 signatures
STOP FLUORIDATION IN HAMPSHIRE
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Wednesday 24th October 2012
7 signatures
Defence of the British Antarctic Territory, the Falkland Islands and a number of the British Overseas Territories
Open from Wednesday 8th February 2012 to Friday 8th February 2013
8 signatures
Queen
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
2 signatures
Luton to remain a Town not a City
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Monday 23rd April 2012
8 signatures
Peace in the South Atlantic, offer Aregntina South Georgia in return for their dropping their claims to the Falklands
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
5 signatures
Return of Somali Occupied Territories to the Somali People
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
2 signatures
2 hours of history class in every secondary school
Open from Thursday 26th January 2012 to Saturday 26th January 2013
2 signatures
EU citizens caught cheating the benefits system
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Monday 23rd April 2012
1 signatures
Assylum Seekers Caught Cheating the Benefits System
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Monday 23rd April 2012
4 signatures
Food Preservatives That Cause Cancer
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
9 signatures
Protect HMS Victory (1744) and the remains of 1000 British soldiers from US commercial exploitation
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Monday 23rd July 2012
6 signatures
Put an end to unfair bonuses
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
5 signatures
Defence Cuts v. HS2
Open from Wednesday 25th January 2012 to Friday 25th January 2013
6 signatures
Restrict International Aid to those in greatest need
Open from Monday 30th January 2012 to Wednesday 30th January 2013
5 signatures
Petition against the benefit enabled society created over last 10 years
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Monday 23rd July 2012
6 signatures
Make British Sign Language Free To Learn
Open from Thursday 26th January 2012 to Saturday 26th January 2013
5 signatures
The modernisation of the private members bill process
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
2 signatures
Accountability In Public Office Or Service
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
3 signatures
British overseas territories
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Monday 23rd July 2012
2 signatures
Human Rights & International Law
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
5 signatures
All police stations should display the names of persons who died in custody at that station
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
4 signatures
Armed Forves Members abroad on active service - Tax Returns
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Monday 23rd April 2012
4 signatures
Distalgesic/CoProxamol to be made available to GP's for Pain Relief
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
5 signatures
End Tax Return Submission deadlines for The Armed Forces on active service.
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
1 signatures
Link the National Insurance database and the Police National Computer to eliminate the need for costly CRB checks
Open from Thursday 26th January 2012 to Saturday 26th January 2013
5 signatures
Repeated Examinations for PIPS
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
5 signatures
Allow disabled people who own / buy a WAV (Wheelchair Accessible Vehicle) from the Motability scheme to use red diesel
Open from Wednesday 25th January 2012 to Friday 25th January 2013
4 signatures
The fingerprint database should only be for serious crimes
Open from Thursday 26th January 2012 to Saturday 26th January 2013
3 signatures
Abolish the 60% income tax rate
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
5 signatures
Council Remuneration Committees
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
4 signatures
late payment charges
Open from Monday 30th January 2012 to Wednesday 30th January 2013
2 signatures
Stop political funding of large charities
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
3 signatures
2 MILLION E-PETITION VOTES = AUTOMATIC LAW
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
3 signatures
Make ISP Over Utilisation ilegal
Open from Thursday 26th January 2012 to Saturday 26th January 2013
2 signatures
Make it illegal for those who donate to the fund for a new Royal Yacht to be able set their donation against their annual tax bill
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
2 signatures
Increase the employability of UK students by raising qualification standards.
Open from Thursday 26th January 2012 to Saturday 26th January 2013
2 signatures
blind university application process.
Open from Thursday 26th January 2012 to Saturday 26th January 2013
3 signatures
Free broadband for all at home, for equality
Open from Friday 27th January 2012 to Sunday 27th January 2013
6 signatures
Conflict of Interest within the Highways Agency
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Sunday 20th January 2013
1 signatures
Protect freedom of share and freedom for internet
Open from Thursday 26th January 2012 to Saturday 26th January 2013
8 signatures
Guarantee privacy on the Internet. In Law.
Open from Thursday 26th January 2012 to Saturday 26th January 2013
5 signatures
Adoption of "Charity Tax" to raise over a billion per year in UK alone for charities & appeals. Help raise billions for charities.
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
1 signatures
Replace God Save the Queen as the national anthem
Open from Thursday 26th January 2012 to Saturday 26th January 2013
7 signatures
Change your phone number or put up with prank calls/marketing calls
Open from Thursday 26th January 2012 to Saturday 26th January 2013
4 signatures
FULL HIGH SPEED RAIL FOR THE NORTH EAST
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Sunday 20th January 2013
4 signatures
Scrap Train Penalty Fares
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Sunday 20th January 2013
4 signatures
Grant Planning Permission for the Pinewood Project in Buckinghamshire
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Monday 23rd July 2012
1 signatures
Abolish 1p and 2p coins
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Monday 23rd July 2012
4 signatures
Elected Representatives To Answer Questions When Asked
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
2 signatures
Charges for NHS
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Sunday 20th January 2013
2 signatures
Removal of Listed Building Restrictions
Open from Thursday 26th January 2012 to Saturday 26th January 2013
2 signatures
Do not nationalise Search and Rescue
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Sunday 20th January 2013
9 signatures
Honour killings
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Sunday 20th January 2013
5 signatures
Refuse to accept SOPA and PIPA laws
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Sunday 20th January 2013
7 signatures
Remove from MPs the decision over the West Lothian Question and give it to the people in a referendum
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
6 signatures
Debate: Financial viability analysis of the United Kindoms EU membership
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
3 signatures
Tax relief for basic rate taxpayers for charitable donations
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
4 signatures
Appoint a Minister to look after the interests of disabled in the work place
Open from Wednesday 25th January 2012 to Friday 25th January 2013
4 signatures
Stop EU tax harmonisation/tax co-ordination
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
1 signatures
Councils should have more control over academy's!
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Friday 20th April 2012
4 signatures
re- commision the "BRITTANIA" for her majestys centenary
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
6 signatures
Encourage Entreprenuers
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
1 signatures
Compliance of EU261/2004
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Thursday 19th July 2012
3 signatures
Government to implement better working hours to support quality of life
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
2 signatures
Contact Police By Text To Report An Emergancy
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
2 signatures
Varying Rates of VAT
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
4 signatures
mp's should not be allowed to make ageist, sexiest and racist comments in the house
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Friday 20th April 2012
2 signatures
NHS CREDIT RATING AGENCIES
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Thursday 19th July 2012
3 signatures
Tighten regulation of the British media
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Friday 20th July 2012
1 signatures
Empty Retail Shops
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Friday 20th July 2012
4 signatures
Contacting Government Ministers
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Friday 20th July 2012
2 signatures
Booking Fees and Service Charges
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
8 signatures
Olympic Anthem
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Friday 20th April 2012
8 signatures
Create a National Assembly for England and turn the UK into a Federation of 4 nations
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
7 signatures
GOVERNMENT TO SUBSIDISE WAGES
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
5 signatures
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