Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
fixed penalt fines
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
2 signatures
Maximum amount of alcohol a person can buy from a retail outlet
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
1 signatures
Create a Public Holiday for Great Britain
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
3 signatures
Invest in Fischer-Tropsch technology for energy independence
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Sunday 20th January 2013
2 signatures
Child-sick leave for parents
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
4 signatures
Jubilee Debt Pardon
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Thursday 19th July 2012
2 signatures
Shooting test and revise shooting law
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
4 signatures
Remove rates relief benefit for charity shops
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
6 signatures
An Ofsted for "coasting politicians"
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Sunday 20th January 2013
5 signatures
Consideration of Robin Hood Tax
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
7 signatures
Michael Gove and David Willetts must compensate the taxpayer for any time they have spent lobbying for a yacht for the Royal Family
Open from Monday 6th February 2012 to Tuesday 6th November 2012
3 signatures
Abolish VED and add to fuel duty
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
6 signatures
Household tax Relief
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
2 signatures
Rationalisation of lawmaking
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
1 signatures
HMG guidelines should require planning permission for new churches, temples, mosques, etc be carefully scrutinised for future value to the community
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
4 signatures
Stamp duty reduction for AOPs who downsize
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Thursday 19th July 2012
2 signatures
return indicators to cars
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
2 signatures
Electoral change towards democracy
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
1 signatures
Build Special Relationship with Canada
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
2 signatures
Legalize Firearms for Shooting Club Members
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
4 signatures
Taxi fairs listing
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
2 signatures
Protect Taxpayers from Ludicrous Decisions by Our Courts
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
2 signatures
GB Olympic Football Team
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Friday 20th July 2012
2 signatures
High Street Savings Club
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Thursday 19th July 2012
1 signatures
Ban the Scrapman
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
3 signatures
Adopt net instead of gross as the default way of describing salaries
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
1 signatures
NFL to be shown on Free-to-air TV.
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Sunday 20th January 2013
3 signatures
Enclosed smoking shelters
Open from Friday 3rd February 2012 to Sunday 3rd February 2013
3 signatures
Establishing a Health and Safety Commission for Nuclear & Radioactive Hazards
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Sunday 20th January 2013
2 signatures
Paying for the new Royal Yacht
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Wednesday 18th April 2012
3 signatures
Gives OBEs to people who pay the most taxes
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
2 signatures
Referendum on the role of the monarchy after referendum on Scottish independence
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
3 signatures
Magnetic Energy Technology
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Sunday 20th January 2013
6 signatures
Stop attacking the less well of and tax the bankers properly
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Thursday 19th July 2012
2 signatures
Usuary Act
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
1 signatures
Repeal the Police Reform and Social Responsibility Bill
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
1 signatures
Teach Science, not belief. Move Evolution to R.E.
Open from Tuesday 17th January 2012 to Thursday 17th January 2013
7 signatures
Fund A New Royal Yacht for Her Majesty’s Diamond Jubilee
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Thursday 18th October 2012
7 signatures
Fund British Motor Companies
Open from Tuesday 17th January 2012 to Thursday 17th January 2013
2 signatures
Generate Electricity from waste
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
4 signatures
Any royal yacht should not be publicly funded
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
7 signatures
Eliminate Local Council Parking Charges
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
8 signatures
Reduce tax on alcohol in pubs but increase it on alcohol in supermarkets
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
9 signatures
Bring Back good telephone manners
Open from Tuesday 17th January 2012 to Thursday 17th January 2013
2 signatures
Diamond Jubilee - public subscription
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Sunday 20th January 2013
1 signatures
The national provision of dog facilities.
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
3 signatures
Advanced CBT for a 250cc Motorcycle
Open from Tuesday 17th January 2012 to Wednesday 17th October 2012
7 signatures
Small initial fee for first appointment when using the NHS fee also for failure to attend, once diagnosed no fee for future appointments.
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
3 signatures
class 508 /507 preservation
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
3 signatures
No to speed camera's in the England
Open from Tuesday 17th January 2012 to Thursday 17th January 2013
8 signatures
Restrict Gun Licences to Registered Professionals and Premises
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
4 signatures
Protection for employees at investigatory interviews.
Open from Tuesday 17th January 2012 to Thursday 17th January 2013
3 signatures
Protection from Identity Theft
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
3 signatures
MP's to take Aptitude/IQ test
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
4 signatures
Faulty private breast transplants can be replaced by NHS provided the private companies pay back the fees they charged for the transplants to the NHS
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
2 signatures
Child benefit (£12bn pa) should be replaced by a means tested benefit like most welfare payments to claimants after declaring their household incomes
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
2 signatures
Reduce the House of Commons & House of Lords
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
9 signatures
Return exam papers to students
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
8 signatures
change the voting system
Open from Tuesday 17th January 2012 to Thursday 17th January 2013
1 signatures
Propaganda Budgets
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
3 signatures
Sacrifice Quality of Life for Environmental Protection
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
6 signatures
Paliamentary standards of conduct
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
9 signatures
Parliamentary Austerity Measures
Open from Tuesday 17th January 2012 to Thursday 17th January 2013
2 signatures
Limiting government expenditure on child benefits
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
4 signatures
Convicted criminals to pay victims rise in insurance costs.
Open from Tuesday 17th January 2012 to Thursday 17th January 2013
8 signatures
British Winter Sports should get Equal Funding
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
2 signatures
The PM and Leader of the opposition shouldn't have to be MPs
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
2 signatures
Fix Our Economy
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
3 signatures
That the Counties and Shires of England be polled to consider ejecting Scotland from the UK
Open from Tuesday 17th January 2012 to Tuesday 17th July 2012
2 signatures
Review all benefits and drastically reduce the amount available
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
2 signatures
removal of powers from the bank of england which creates an economy based on debt.
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
3 signatures
ENSURE FINANCIAL PRODUCTS ARE SOLD ON MERIT, NOT BY CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENT
Open from Thursday 26th January 2012 to Saturday 26th January 2013
2 signatures
Police Violence
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
2 signatures
Fair and equal tax and tax credits for all families
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
3 signatures
under performing MP's
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
2 signatures
Nationalise all mortgages held in goverment owned banks
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
3 signatures
Trade sanctions on Saudi Arabia now
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
7 signatures
Require residential properties to be clearly marked
Open from Monday 23rd January 2012 to Wednesday 23rd January 2013
1 signatures
Complete transparency of austerity measures.
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Thursday 19th July 2012
1 signatures
Pay MPs only one pound above the higher tax rate threshold permanently
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Monday 16th July 2012
1 signatures
Why aren't libraries on the internet?
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
1 signatures
British Companies to be Chosen First for Government Projects, by Law
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
5 signatures
Simpler tax and child benefits system
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
2 signatures
Simpler tax and child benefits system
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
1 signatures
Hold a referendum to remove Scotland from the union
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Monday 16th July 2012
8 signatures
Nationalise the Bank of England.
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
8 signatures
Stop Catalogue/Directory Doorstepping
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
2 signatures
Keep National Insurance Credits for stay the stay at home parents by letting them keep Child Benefit
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Thursday 19th April 2012
2 signatures
Add rabbits to the Pet Travel Scheme
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
3 signatures
Reclassify the illness known as 'Depression'
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
5 signatures
Review the 2012 Increase In Rail Fares
Open from Friday 13th January 2012 to Friday 13th April 2012
6 signatures
Do not scrap child benefit for all higher tax payers in 2013
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
7 signatures
Every worker should be entitled to 6 weeks annual leave exclusive of Bank holidays
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
5 signatures
Uk Haulage Industry
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
3 signatures
Reduce The Driving Age To 16
Open from Friday 13th January 2012 to Sunday 13th January 2013
2 signatures
In the avent of a hung parliament an other election should be all on the coalition manifestos
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
2 signatures
Change tax threshold system
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
2 signatures
Fairer Band allocation for social housing
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
1 signatures
Introduce compulsory voting in time for the referendum on whether Scotland should break away from UK. Voters should be British residents in Scotland
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
2 signatures
Door Sales People
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
9 signatures
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