Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
More incentive to work benefit people are better off?
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
2 signatures
Project Super Laser : An End to Space Junk and Debris
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
5 signatures
Abolish Council Tax & Increase Investment Banking Taxes
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
2 signatures
A debate for the Existene of God as a Perfect Vacuum
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
2 signatures
FOIA files in a 'One-Stop-Shop' website with easy access
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
1 signatures
Give long-term-unemployed broadband at-home
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
2 signatures
Stop oversubscription of doctor training
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
6 signatures
Public Information Adverts
Open from Thursday 12th January 2012 to Thursday 12th July 2012
1 signatures
Compensation from the CSA
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
6 signatures
Make UK manufacturing more attractive
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
4 signatures
Detwin the Greater London Authority and Tehran, Iran.
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
2 signatures
The Drug Industry and the Corruption of Conventional Medicine
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
2 signatures
Hospital smoking rooms
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
4 signatures
Ban Mercury in Vaccines
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
6 signatures
Unfair addition! stop the extra charges on water bills that we are expected to pay to cover none payers
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
3 signatures
Doctors Professional Indemnity - implants
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
2 signatures
Fraudulent Council Right to buy applications
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
7 signatures
Changing Mortgage Policy to better the British Economy.
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
1 signatures
Reintroduce Nursing Diplomas
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Tuesday 9th October 2012
4 signatures
Professional footballers playing for UK teams should be subject to UK Income Tax
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
7 signatures
Clarifcation on the law around Vehicle headlight HID conversion kits.
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
5 signatures
CUSTOMER SERVICES
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
2 signatures
Legislate to block and prosecute international phone and Internet scammers or their host Governments
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
6 signatures
Once you agree to buy a house it is yours.
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
7 signatures
Freedom From Human Rights Violation Under Dictatorship
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
7 signatures
Scrap the Olympic Subsidy - Pay Pensions
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Sunday 20th January 2013
2 signatures
The Government should stop these cuts and make more jobs
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
2 signatures
REMOVE INCANDESCENT LIGHTBULB BAN
Open from Tuesday 10th January 2012 to Thursday 10th January 2013
5 signatures
council tax choices
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
1 signatures
FREEHOLDERS need the exact same legal rights as LEASEHOLDERS when paying service charges
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
9 signatures
Remove the restriction of protest within a mile of the houses of parliament!
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
2 signatures
Reintroduce the gold standard
Open from Friday 6th January 2012 to Sunday 6th January 2013
4 signatures
Include hard-wired fire alarms, emergency lighting and fire doors in all new-build properties.
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
3 signatures
Diamond Jubilee Celebrations
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Monday 9th April 2012
3 signatures
To drop the proposed requirement for Leisure sailors to report under the E-Borders programme
Open from Tuesday 10th January 2012 to Thursday 10th January 2013
2 signatures
Cut funding to Knowsley Metropolitan borough council
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
2 signatures
Petition Concerning the Use of the Telegraph in the Modern Age
Open from Friday 20th January 2012 to Sunday 20th January 2013
3 signatures
Police and criminal convictions
Open from Thursday 5th January 2012 to Saturday 5th January 2013
6 signatures
Impose sanctions on China for human right abuses
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
9 signatures
Flexible Rail Tickets - Stop paying for the days you do not Travel
Open from Friday 6th January 2012 to Sunday 6th January 2013
7 signatures
stop illegal arms trade
Open from Thursday 5th January 2012 to Saturday 5th January 2013
4 signatures
Teaching State Laws As A Matter Of Compulsory State Education
Open from Thursday 5th January 2012 to Saturday 5th January 2013
3 signatures
FREE ENERGY FOR THE ELDERLY OVER CHRISTMAS
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
2 signatures
Re-vamp/New Skatepark in Aylesbury, Bucks
Open from Wednesday 8th February 2012 to Thursday 8th November 2012
5 signatures
GUNS AT HOME
Open from Thursday 5th January 2012 to Saturday 5th January 2013
3 signatures
All M.P.s and prospective M.P.s should be put on a lie detector when seeking election
Open from Thursday 5th January 2012 to Saturday 5th January 2013
2 signatures
Tax those who can afford to pay - as promised
Open from Thursday 5th January 2012 to Saturday 5th January 2013
7 signatures
Cease the water monopoly
Open from Friday 6th January 2012 to Sunday 6th January 2013
5 signatures
A Royal Commission To Examine the US domination of the UK
Open from Monday 30th January 2012 to Wednesday 30th January 2013
2 signatures
stop selling carp in major supermarkets
Open from Tuesday 10th January 2012 to Thursday 10th January 2013
7 signatures
Ban Car Alarms
Open from Thursday 5th January 2012 to Saturday 5th January 2013
8 signatures
Do you think the goverment should do more to Prevent climate change?
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
2 signatures
British Students Should have Priority for British Universities
Open from Tuesday 10th January 2012 to Thursday 10th January 2013
4 signatures
stop the implementation of going back into serps
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Monday 9th April 2012
2 signatures
As churches & temples are becoming under subscribed, HMG funds should be available to convert them for other more fruitful purposes
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
4 signatures
Improve Traffic Flow At Dartford Toll Crossing
Open from Wednesday 4th January 2012 to Friday 4th January 2013
6 signatures
Give Patients better rights to treatment
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
1 signatures
Conduct an immediate review of the employment contracts of MEPs and other UK EU employees to ensure the UK taxpayer is protected
Open from Thursday 5th January 2012 to Saturday 5th January 2013
3 signatures
Only public health care for members of parliament
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
4 signatures
storage and retrieval of licensed guns
Open from Wednesday 4th January 2012 to Wednesday 4th July 2012
3 signatures
Drop free bus travel for over 60's
Open from Thursday 5th January 2012 to Saturday 5th January 2013
3 signatures
Allow Car Lincense Holders to Drive Upto 7.5t
Open from Wednesday 4th January 2012 to Friday 4th January 2013
2 signatures
AEP (Attenuating Energy Porjectile
Open from Wednesday 4th January 2012 to Wednesday 4th July 2012
1 signatures
Make Sky and cable services pay to broadcast BBC channels
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
9 signatures
Birmingham City Recycling Bins
Open from Thursday 19th January 2012 to Saturday 19th January 2013
3 signatures
HMG policies of not paying over 2 years mortgage interest relief to JSA claimants will result in more homelessness after being reprocessed
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
3 signatures
List Bullying as a Hate Crime
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
7 signatures
First name and town on e-petitions
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
1 signatures
give all RFA ships the HMS prefex
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
7 signatures
Council housing should be checked every six month for condition
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
3 signatures
Selection of players for the Great Britain football team for the 2012 Olympics
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Monday 9th April 2012
2 signatures
ALCOHOL AFFECTS MANY MORE VICTIMS THAN TOBACCO
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
5 signatures
Abolish Road Tax on Motorbikes/Scooters less than 125cc
Open from Wednesday 4th January 2012 to Friday 4th January 2013
4 signatures
Gun crime
Open from Wednesday 11th January 2012 to Friday 11th January 2013
2 signatures
Private bankers must not control National money supply
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
4 signatures
Council / social housing list revamp. Priority to low income family's
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
3 signatures
Stop relaunching the 'Big Society'
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Tuesday 3rd April 2012
2 signatures
Jobcenters should have a job agencie department
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
4 signatures
FULL EMPLOYMENT
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
3 signatures
Ban Visual Satellite Navigation Systems
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Wednesday 3rd October 2012
2 signatures
Photo-ID Card Renewal information
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Tuesday 3rd July 2012
3 signatures
Slaughter of animals (declaration of Halal)
Open from Wednesday 4th January 2012 to Wednesday 4th April 2012
6 signatures
Knife crime
Open from Thursday 12th January 2012 to Saturday 12th January 2013
2 signatures
Reissuing Of Obselete Vehicle Registrations Over 10 Years Old
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
2 signatures
Childrens nebulizers in the home.
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Monday 9th April 2012
3 signatures
REPEAL CLAUSE NINE OF MAGNA CARTA
Open from Wednesday 4th January 2012 to Friday 4th January 2013
4 signatures
Give PCSO's more power
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
3 signatures
Make all OFSTED inspections unannounced to ensure true results.
Open from Thursday 5th January 2012 to Saturday 5th January 2013
8 signatures
Early pension fund release
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Tuesday 3rd April 2012
2 signatures
Support for the Third World
Open from Monday 30th January 2012 to Wednesday 30th January 2013
1 signatures
Reduce VAT threhold for registration to £30,000
Open from Wednesday 4th January 2012 to Thursday 4th October 2012
1 signatures
Company tax loophole on residence of patents must be closed
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
3 signatures
No More Private Buses - Local Authorities Should Run Them
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
2 signatures
Stop the plans to ban smoking in private cars
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
7 signatures
Private Rental Housing Affordability
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
6 signatures
identification for people under 18 (separate from passports). i.e. would be needed when buying video games (16+, 12+) , going to movies (rate 15, 12a)
Open from Thursday 5th January 2012 to Saturday 5th January 2013
2 signatures
UK TAX and Customs to make all safety equipment Zero VAT
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
2 signatures
Chain Gangs To Pick Up Litter.
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
5 signatures
Provide a Universal Basic Income to all UK citizens
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
7 signatures
Allow the police to trace calls on stolen phones
Open from Tuesday 10th January 2012 to Thursday 10th January 2013
5 signatures
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