Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Open up competition for spectacle wearers
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Monday 9th July 2012
3 signatures
Give back Kohinoor Diamond to India
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
9 signatures
EQUAL Home Care for all persons who need it WHEREVER they may live in the UK
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
3 signatures
EQUAL fuel & power charges for ALL WHEREVER they live in the UK
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
3 signatures
EQUAL NHS health care for all persons who need it WHEREVER they live in the UK
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
2 signatures
More help for adult education!
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Tuesday 3rd July 2012
2 signatures
Make tax fair.
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
3 signatures
Define a 'Small Business' so benifits can be claimed.
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Tuesday 3rd July 2012
4 signatures
Return of Stasi files to Germany
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
2 signatures
Banning Legal Highs
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Monday 9th July 2012
9 signatures
Fix the economy by allowing lorries to travel at night road tax free.
Open from Wednesday 4th January 2012 to Wednesday 4th July 2012
3 signatures
Set an aggresive 4 year deadline to make local shale gas our primary (>50%) energy source
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Tuesday 3rd April 2012
2 signatures
Liverpool to leave England and join Wales
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
4 signatures
Reduce VAT on Building Refurbishments to 5%
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
5 signatures
Save Royston Fire Station
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Wednesday 18th April 2012
1 signatures
petrol stations
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
4 signatures
condem the word "racist" as a derogative and offensive term.
Open from Wednesday 8th February 2012 to Friday 8th February 2013
2 signatures
Automatic fines for abusers of the 999 Emergency system
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Monday 16th July 2012
5 signatures
Remove Benefit for Claimants who have more than One Child
Open from Friday 30th December 2011 to Sunday 30th September 2012
2 signatures
Guaranteed Council Housing For Ex Service Personal
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Wednesday 18th July 2012
8 signatures
Britains Kurdish community demand that the UK government establish full details around the death of 33 civilians killed in Sirnak Turkey
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Tuesday 3rd April 2012
8 signatures
DWP to stop using 0845 numbers to contact them. for people without landlines and only mobiles costs to much
Open from Friday 30th December 2011 to Saturday 30th June 2012
8 signatures
TO PRESERVE THE UNITED KINGDOM AND OUR RIGHT TO BE BRITISH
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
7 signatures
skint against " legal money extortion"
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
1 signatures
Give people aged 10 the chance to vote
Open from Tuesday 10th January 2012 to Thursday 10th January 2013
2 signatures
Keep Sharia Law In Our Courts
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
1 signatures
Save our Parks/Recreation Grounds from being sold off
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
4 signatures
Tax breaks for workplace nurseries
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
1 signatures
Scrap VAT refunds for foreign nationals
Open from Friday 30th December 2011 to Sunday 30th December 2012
4 signatures
stop the unfair ticketing by civil enforcement
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Wednesday 18th April 2012
2 signatures
Increase pet quarantine period to a sensible duration and restore the blood test. Protect your pets, wildlife, and your family.
Open from Wednesday 4th January 2012 to Friday 4th January 2013
4 signatures
About Aid to Africa.
Open from Friday 6th January 2012 to Friday 6th April 2012
3 signatures
Computerise the electoral procesd
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
2 signatures
Cut waste within the BBC
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
1 signatures
Scrap the Gas Safe Register
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
2 signatures
Scrap universal benefits for retired top rate tax payers
Open from Friday 30th December 2011 to Sunday 30th December 2012
2 signatures
Televise CCTV Footage of attacks in GBC Television
Open from Tuesday 17th January 2012 to Thursday 17th January 2013
2 signatures
Korea
Open from Wednesday 4th January 2012 to Friday 4th January 2013
1 signatures
unemployed to be given land in exchange for signing off
Open from Thursday 29th December 2011 to Saturday 29th December 2012
3 signatures
Stop The Changes To The Animal Quarantine Rules
Open from Wednesday 4th January 2012 to Wednesday 4th April 2012
7 signatures
Save Rossendale General Hospital from the bulldozers
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Wednesday 18th July 2012
6 signatures
HMG should legislate against making racial (other verbal) abuse, taunts, harassment in public, thus preventing such abuse from escalating further
Open from Thursday 5th January 2012 to Saturday 5th January 2013
3 signatures
Region free Blu-ray and DVD discs and players
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
4 signatures
Support the people's choice in the DRC presidential elections please!
Open from Friday 6th January 2012 to Sunday 6th January 2013
2 signatures
Education - Increase in Work Experience & Spiritual lessons
Open from Friday 30th December 2011 to Sunday 30th December 2012
4 signatures
Greater UN intervention/presence in countries with dictatorship/corruption - to help build infrastructure/jobs & reverse the need for charity/asylum
Open from Friday 6th January 2012 to Sunday 6th January 2013
1 signatures
legalization of cannabis for medical use
Open from Thursday 29th December 2011 to Saturday 29th December 2012
4 signatures
CHANGE IN THE PRESENT BUSINESS RATE CHARGES TO SMALL BUSINESSESS
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
2 signatures
To vote to reverse the law to stop shops displaying cigerets
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
4 signatures
Consessionary Travel Bus Pass should have a start time of 0930 -1000 and an earlier finish
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Tuesday 3rd July 2012
1 signatures
Simplify Complaints Procedures
Open from Wednesday 4th January 2012 to Friday 4th January 2013
2 signatures
Tax credit child care payments for grandparents.
Open from Friday 30th December 2011 to Sunday 30th December 2012
8 signatures
BAN BREEDING OF GAME BIRD FOR PURPOSE OF SPORT FOR THE WEALTY
Open from Wednesday 4th January 2012 to Friday 4th January 2013
6 signatures
Realese of ALL submissions for the digital britian report
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
2 signatures
Ban companies from misleading customers over "SALE" items
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
5 signatures
Vehicle vandalism
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
2 signatures
make it illegal for government to sell off public owned assets
Open from Thursday 29th December 2011 to Saturday 29th December 2012
8 signatures
Water filter jugs and possible health risks
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
4 signatures
House Concorde
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
2 signatures
To stop innocent trainspotters getting treated like terrorists
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
3 signatures
NURSES OLYMPIC BONUS
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Monday 9th July 2012
4 signatures
Cyclists
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
7 signatures
Effectiveness of Charities
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
2 signatures
Legalise over the counter benzodiazepines.
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
2 signatures
Sliding scale for Council Tax dependant of services used
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
4 signatures
Introduce law to enforce shops to close on Bank Holidays
Open from Wednesday 4th January 2012 to Thursday 4th October 2012
3 signatures
Give all working families an annual tax rebate at Christmas
Open from Thursday 29th December 2011 to Saturday 29th September 2012
2 signatures
Government to clear all mortgages of less than 25k
Open from Thursday 29th December 2011 to Saturday 29th September 2012
1 signatures
VAT to be reduced to 15%
Open from Thursday 29th December 2011 to Friday 29th June 2012
4 signatures
Ban Local Councils from buying alcohol
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Wednesday 18th July 2012
2 signatures
Prevent cowboy builders from taking upfront payment
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
5 signatures
Scrap the solar subsidy
Open from Friday 30th December 2011 to Sunday 30th December 2012
3 signatures
make all top 100 uk companys pay full UK tax
Open from Thursday 29th December 2011 to Saturday 29th December 2012
2 signatures
Create constituencies for expats
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
2 signatures
Household WEEE Collections
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
1 signatures
Reduce or stop charges for paying bills in banks.
Open from Thursday 29th December 2011 to Saturday 29th December 2012
2 signatures
Disqualify former EU employees from holding public office.
Open from Thursday 5th January 2012 to Saturday 5th January 2013
7 signatures
Tell us where revenue from petrol tax has gone
Open from Thursday 29th December 2011 to Saturday 29th December 2012
2 signatures
Publish all money collected and spent by Brussels
Open from Wednesday 4th January 2012 to Friday 4th January 2013
2 signatures
MP salary and expenses cut
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
7 signatures
Conversion of Indian Driving licence to UK Driving licence and acceptance of Indian No Claim bonus certificate for applying for Car insurance
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
3 signatures
Keep Spinal Injuries At Pinderfields
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Monday 9th July 2012
2 signatures
HS2 to stop at towns on the way to Birmingham
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
6 signatures
Trade restrictions against countries banning Falklands flagged Vessels
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
8 signatures
No minimum fare for 16-25 Railcard
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Tuesday 3rd April 2012
3 signatures
ban dog ownership
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
5 signatures
MOT Vehicle Test
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Wednesday 3rd October 2012
5 signatures
Stop the sale of the National Grid
Open from Friday 30th December 2011 to Saturday 30th June 2012
3 signatures
MP's and Peers Tax Returns should be made Public
Open from Wednesday 4th January 2012 to Friday 4th January 2013
6 signatures
Cheaper domestic fuel.
Open from Friday 30th December 2011 to Sunday 30th December 2012
7 signatures
The British goverment should stand up for religious freedom
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Tuesday 3rd April 2012
5 signatures
Review of Planning Inspectorate
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
6 signatures
Mobile Phone Usage While Driving
Open from Friday 23rd December 2011 to Sunday 23rd December 2012
7 signatures
Suitable potential adopters should be vetted & registered as licensed adopters, even a few years before they may adopt
Open from Friday 30th December 2011 to Sunday 30th December 2012
2 signatures
Prevent train companies increasing rail fares unless they meet targets at commuter times
Open from Friday 23rd December 2011 to Sunday 23rd December 2012
8 signatures
Revision of Social Housing Rules on Running Businesses From Home
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Friday 18th January 2013
4 signatures
removal of censorship on the public internet sky maps
Open from Thursday 12th January 2012 to Saturday 12th January 2013
6 signatures
Make all utilities and mobile phone companies have freephone numbers
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Tuesday 9th October 2012
2 signatures
Student loans to pay for either - education, or apprenticeship, or to start a business
Open from Tuesday 3rd January 2012 to Thursday 3rd January 2013
4 signatures
Buying and Selling Stocks, Shares and similar financial instruments.
Open from Friday 23rd December 2011 to Sunday 23rd December 2012
2 signatures
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