Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Sort out the Global Climate Change Agreement
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Sunday 16th December 2012
3 signatures
Ratify Maritime Labour Convention
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Thursday 15th March 2012
4 signatures
Do not waste public money helping just 120 families.
Open from Tuesday 20th December 2011 to Tuesday 20th March 2012
1 signatures
slow down the cut's
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
2 signatures
In order to trace all dogs within the EU, all dogs in the EU should be micro-chipped by vets & registered on line with a specified keeper & address
Open from Monday 19th December 2011 to Wednesday 19th December 2012
7 signatures
controls on foreign lorry drivers
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Thursday 15th March 2012
3 signatures
Keep Khat Legal
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
4 signatures
Identification, Prevention Of
Open from Tuesday 20th December 2011 to Thursday 20th December 2012
2 signatures
Buy-In Proven US Homeland-Security & Municipal Databases
Open from Thursday 12th January 2012 to Saturday 12th January 2013
4 signatures
Redcar & Cleveland Council are failing their community
Open from Tuesday 20th December 2011 to Thursday 20th December 2012
2 signatures
Technically Ilegal Abortions
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
4 signatures
xmas day licensing ;law
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Friday 16th March 2012
2 signatures
Companies responsible for adequate reinstatement and maintenance of their works in the highway
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
4 signatures
Stop Tracy Emin becoming a Professor
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
2 signatures
Introduce Additional Voluntary Taxation
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
2 signatures
Mandatory custodial sentences for anti social behaviour
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
6 signatures
New, more promising trading bloc
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Sunday 16th December 2012
2 signatures
Banks Buy-Back their Debts instead of giving Bonuses
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Sunday 16th December 2012
3 signatures
Pardon all our heroes
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Thursday 15th March 2012
1 signatures
Petition regarding theft of cable/equipment from infrastructure
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
3 signatures
Obesity and Type II Diabetes
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
6 signatures
BRING EMPTY SHOPS AND HOUSING BACK INTO USE.
Open from Wednesday 21st December 2011 to Friday 21st December 2012
4 signatures
Legislate to make it compulsory to use your driveway to park your car.
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
7 signatures
Licence To Purchase Alcohol
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Sunday 16th December 2012
2 signatures
Council Tax Opt Out For Payment into Public Sector Pensions
Open from Tuesday 20th December 2011 to Thursday 20th December 2012
5 signatures
Make it compulsory to vote for anyone collecting benefits
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th September 2012
1 signatures
Free Residential care for the Elderly
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
8 signatures
Child Benefit Review.
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
2 signatures
Signs for mobile speed cameras/guns
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
4 signatures
insurance companies ripping peaple off
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Sunday 16th December 2012
2 signatures
All Pensions TAX FREE if income under $15000
Open from Tuesday 20th December 2011 to Thursday 20th December 2012
4 signatures
Stop unsightly adverts for menstrual, ED and other genital products prior to 11pm
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
5 signatures
ALL CLERGY WITH SEXUAL ABUSE CONVICTIONS SHOULD BE SACKED AND THEIR PARISH TOLD OF THEIR HISTORY.
Open from Monday 16th January 2012 to Wednesday 16th January 2013
4 signatures
Overhaul of MPs' attitudes to their role in public service
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Sunday 16th December 2012
2 signatures
Replace 0 tax rate with 1% tax rate and reduce VAT
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
1 signatures
Stop Sensationalising the Weather Forecasts
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Thursday 15th March 2012
2 signatures
The nationalised bank where HMG is the majority (84%) shareholder when HMG invested £45bn can function as a HMG investment banking arm for UK plc
Open from Monday 19th December 2011 to Wednesday 19th December 2012
1 signatures
Sovereignty for England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland.
Open from Wednesday 14th December 2011 to Thursday 14th June 2012
4 signatures
Make Election's a Bank Holiday
Open from Wednesday 14th December 2011 to Friday 14th December 2012
9 signatures
Holiday booking reform to give equal rights to additional passengers
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
3 signatures
abolish tax disc put 2p on fuel
Open from Monday 19th December 2011 to Wednesday 19th December 2012
2 signatures
Self Cert Mortgage regulation to prevent banks profiterring
Open from Wednesday 14th December 2011 to Friday 14th December 2012
2 signatures
FIXED CHARGE FOR VISITORS TO THE UK WHEN ENTERING THROUGH CUSTOMS
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
7 signatures
Social Housing for those in low wages with families or no wages.
Open from Tuesday 20th December 2011 to Thursday 20th December 2012
6 signatures
A fair vehicle tax system based on emissions
Open from Wednesday 14th December 2011 to Friday 14th December 2012
2 signatures
make all halal products clearly labelled
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Thursday 15th March 2012
6 signatures
WE THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED KINGDOM AND GREAT BRITAIN DEMAND THAT POLITICIANS ABSTAIN FROM EVEN TALKING ABOUT RECEIVING ANY MORE EXPENSES
Open from Wednesday 14th December 2011 to Friday 14th December 2012
3 signatures
A parent to be paid to stay home to bring up the children
Open from Wednesday 14th December 2011 to Friday 14th December 2012
6 signatures
Abolish passport
Open from Thursday 22nd December 2011 to Saturday 22nd December 2012
3 signatures
Ban All Colour Generated Associations ex Black Police Officers Assc
Open from Wednesday 8th February 2012 to Friday 8th February 2013
4 signatures
Oath
Open from Thursday 12th January 2012 to Friday 12th October 2012
2 signatures
Replace VAT With Tiered/Structured Sales-Tax
Open from Wednesday 14th December 2011 to Friday 14th December 2012
1 signatures
Change the business environment to a UK preference on government contracts.
Open from Wednesday 14th December 2011 to Friday 14th December 2012
2 signatures
excess cost of 09 & 08 numbers
Open from Wednesday 14th December 2011 to Friday 14th December 2012
3 signatures
Not to sell the National Air Traffic System
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
2 signatures
Protection of Rwandan Refugees. Now is not the time to revoke protection of Rwandan refugees!
Open from Wednesday 14th December 2011 to Friday 14th September 2012
1 signatures
Business investment helps everyone. Property empires serve solely as a method for the wealthiest to tax the poor.
Open from Wednesday 14th December 2011 to Friday 14th December 2012
2 signatures
FAIR MOBILE PRODUCTION
Open from Tuesday 20th December 2011 to Tuesday 20th March 2012
1 signatures
Specialist (Mental Health) NHS In-patient care for people with Dementia/Alzheimers
Open from Wednesday 14th December 2011 to Friday 14th December 2012
7 signatures
Its time to tackle crime in local communities
Open from Thursday 22nd December 2011 to Saturday 22nd December 2012
7 signatures
Clear the Air that I Breathe - Stop uncontrolled open air metal burning/cutting in scrapyards.
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Sunday 16th December 2012
3 signatures
Revenue from parking fines to be put in a regional fund to build nw social Housing
Open from Tuesday 20th December 2011 to Tuesday 20th March 2012
1 signatures
The Creation of a four day working week for schools
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
4 signatures
Should HMG choose funding a conventional HS2 railway over funding an airport twice the capacity of Heathrow on an artificial island? Funding both?
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
1 signatures
Ensure trains are heated properly
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
2 signatures
Public Recognition For Those Who Stood Up To the EDL
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
4 signatures
Suitable vehicle tyres for winter conditions.
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
2 signatures
Require insurance companies to cover flooded houses
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Sunday 16th December 2012
7 signatures
Increase income rather than further cuts
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
2 signatures
Rich List Investment Scheme to Kickstart the Economy
Open from Wednesday 14th December 2011 to Wednesday 14th March 2012
1 signatures
unemployed to sign on daily
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
5 signatures
Banking Regulation
Open from Wednesday 14th December 2011 to Friday 14th December 2012
3 signatures
public inquiry into the use of asbo procedures by manchester council...
Open from Monday 19th December 2011 to Wednesday 19th December 2012
4 signatures
Insurance Companies- Ensure Prompt Payment to Claimants
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Wednesday 13th June 2012
2 signatures
Toll gates for Scotland and Wales border
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Wednesday 13th June 2012
3 signatures
Reform and Devolve powers to the UK Youth Parliament
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Wednesday 13th June 2012
2 signatures
No changes to existing public service employees T&Cs
Open from Wednesday 14th December 2011 to Friday 14th December 2012
3 signatures
PROTECT UK JOBS PENALISE BUSINESSES THAT OUTSOURCE WORK OUTSIDE THE UK
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
8 signatures
Force the DWP to stop using inefficient telephone call centres
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
4 signatures
fair medicals
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
3 signatures
Dog ownership from cradle to grave
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
5 signatures
Publication of the results of TV telephone voting
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
4 signatures
Help raise awareness of child soldiers and take action to stop it.
Open from Monday 19th December 2011 to Monday 19th March 2012
9 signatures
All school children should be issued with free e-readers.
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
8 signatures
Specialist NHS In-patient care for people with dimentia/Alzheimers
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
2 signatures
Move-To Korean 1,000 Meg Broadband Benchmark
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
3 signatures
Fair EU treaty
Open from Wednesday 14th December 2011 to Friday 14th December 2012
1 signatures
re-open the railway line between Leicester and Burton on trent via coalville
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Thursday 15th March 2012
9 signatures
Authenticate Bank-Transactions
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
1 signatures
super fast fibre optic broadband for everyone in uk
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Monday 12th March 2012
2 signatures
Consequential Loss Legislation
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
1 signatures
Should the BBC continue to be taxpayer funded whilst being politically biased?
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
7 signatures
National wat grid
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Tuesday 13th March 2012
3 signatures
Make ISP’s use static IP addressing for all residential and commercial lines
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
4 signatures
We should now join the eurozone
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Sunday 16th December 2012
3 signatures
Traffic Calming outside private schools to be allowed.
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
2 signatures
Lets Rent Out Ancient Artifacts To Fund Our Museums
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
3 signatures
Foreign students on professional courses in UK are likely to work in UK on their graduation. This should be regarded as another route of immigration
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
6 signatures
allocation of direct payments
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
2 signatures
all cancer patients in the uk should be entitled to free private medical care if they cannot be seen fast enough on the nhs
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
3 signatures
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