Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Npower 68% increase hidden in contract
Open from Friday 5th April 2013 to Saturday 5th April 2014
4 signatures
spend road tax and fuel duty on repairing the roads
Open from Monday 8th April 2013 to Tuesday 8th April 2014
5 signatures
Royal Commission on the benefits and disbenefits of EU economic migration
Open from Thursday 4th April 2013 to Friday 4th April 2014
4 signatures
Ban Golf
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
3 signatures
Minimum 200mph speed limit on motorways
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
4 signatures
Video games are art
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
5 signatures
DNA FOR DOGS
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
8 signatures
All MPs and Ministers to have a job for at least 3 years before getting into the political system.
Open from Friday 5th April 2013 to Saturday 5th October 2013
2 signatures
Tax all subsidies and subsidised services paid to MPs as part of their salaries
Open from Tuesday 16th April 2013 to Wednesday 16th April 2014
7 signatures
Challenge Unemployed People with no major disability to Set Up A business and Work the hours Self Employed Workers Work For 6 months
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
1 signatures
Petition asking that Susie Boniface aka Fleet Street Fox be allowed to "live off state" and serve her country.
Open from Tuesday 9th April 2013 to Wednesday 9th April 2014
2 signatures
Charge any politician who did not return his red box of office, with theft of public property.
Open from Sunday 7th April 2013 to Monday 7th April 2014
1 signatures
Save Runcorn post office
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd October 2013
1 signatures
allow hgv to use bus lanes
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Wednesday 3rd July 2013
2 signatures
Ban police officers from suing for 'injuries' sustained on the job
Open from Friday 5th April 2013 to Saturday 5th April 2014
3 signatures
Abolish Warwickshire Constabulary and let West Midlands police take over the policeing of Warwickshire.
Open from Friday 5th April 2013 to Saturday 5th April 2014
6 signatures
Challenge to MP's - Live on £7 a day and provide receipts demonstrating how this is possible. NO CHEATING, no claiming expenses as most of us cant
Open from Thursday 11th April 2013 to Thursday 11th July 2013
2 signatures
Control dog ownership in rented accomodation.
Open from Friday 12th April 2013 to Saturday 12th April 2014
2 signatures
Introduce "Graduate Tax" to repay student loans and grants
Open from Tuesday 2nd April 2013 to Thursday 2nd January 2014
1 signatures
All Government Ministers to have an income of £53/week.
Open from Sunday 7th April 2013 to Monday 7th April 2014
2 signatures
Reintroduce use of The Stock
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
2 signatures
arm polices officers with cameras for the safety of the public and themselves.
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
4 signatures
Immediately publish a "deficitometer" website that gives up to the minute information on the deficit, and which cuts are reducing it
Open from Monday 8th April 2013 to Tuesday 8th October 2013
5 signatures
charge working people 14% more council tax for each "under occupied" bedroom
Open from Monday 15th April 2013 to Monday 15th July 2013
2 signatures
Open Up The Post Office Network Up To Other Couriers
Open from Tuesday 2nd April 2013 to Wednesday 2nd April 2014
6 signatures
Integrate kangaroos to uk beaches
Open from Tuesday 2nd April 2013 to Wednesday 2nd April 2014
4 signatures
Ensure Taxpayers Do Not Pay For Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race Security
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
2 signatures
Expand the welfare reforms to save our country
Open from Tuesday 2nd April 2013 to Tuesday 2nd July 2013
7 signatures
Free councils to build social housing using the money received from the sale of council owned housing stock
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
2 signatures
Replace the National Anthem with Kill The Poor by the Dead Kennedeys
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Wednesday 3rd July 2013
2 signatures
Charge child prices for 16 and 17 year olds on public transport
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
3 signatures
Create ombudsman for online sellers to file complaint against Amazon , eBay or other big eCommerce market players for unjustified closer or fees hike
Open from Tuesday 2nd April 2013 to Tuesday 2nd July 2013
3 signatures
Construction of driver accessible toilets at all major bus stations during at all times
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
3 signatures
Funding Mental Health helping people with depression.
Open from Friday 5th April 2013 to Saturday 5th April 2014
6 signatures
National suffragette memorial day
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
5 signatures
breast nhs
Open from Thursday 4th April 2013 to Thursday 4th July 2013
5 signatures
Clawback Council reserves of £13bn for "Britain plc"
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
2 signatures
People (electors) against the selling of personal details to private companies by the local council.
Open from Thursday 25th April 2013 to Saturday 25th January 2014
6 signatures
stop boob jobs on the nhs,put money towards cancer treatment
Open from Thursday 4th April 2013 to Friday 4th October 2013
4 signatures
Upton Court Park - Development -Contaminated Land
Open from Tuesday 2nd April 2013 to Wednesday 2nd April 2014
1 signatures
Block Migration from Romania due to very high Tuberculosis incidence in population
Open from Monday 8th April 2013 to Wednesday 8th January 2014
8 signatures
Freeze retirement age at 66 in 2020 AND remove all universal benefits
Open from Monday 8th April 2013 to Tuesday 8th April 2014
2 signatures
human rights for vulnerable people
Open from Friday 5th April 2013 to Saturday 5th April 2014
4 signatures
Ice Rink in Maidstone
Open from Thursday 4th April 2013 to Friday 4th April 2014
6 signatures
Nepal in the UK
Open from Tuesday 2nd April 2013 to Wednesday 2nd April 2014
3 signatures
Campaign Against Electoral Fraud in Ghana
Open from Tuesday 2nd April 2013 to Wednesday 2nd April 2014
1 signatures
Close all non-major libraries in the UK
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
1 signatures
Income greater than the prime minister
Open from Tuesday 16th April 2013 to Tuesday 16th July 2013
3 signatures
pollution tax to drive
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
1 signatures
STOP UNQUALIFIED TRADESMEN! Mandatory qualifications across all trades.
Open from Thursday 4th April 2013 to Friday 4th April 2014
9 signatures
Coherent Industrial Policy
Open from Tuesday 2nd April 2013 to Wednesday 2nd April 2014
4 signatures
Reverse the 2017 extension to London Midland's Franchise
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd October 2013
2 signatures
enforced cycle tests and mots
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd October 2013
6 signatures
Restrict Pensioner Universal Benefits to those below the income tax threshold
Open from Thursday 28th March 2013 to Saturday 28th September 2013
3 signatures
Prevent the Government proposal to force schools to check the immigrant status of pupils.
Open from Thursday 4th April 2013 to Friday 4th April 2014
3 signatures
Tax Excessive profits by credit card companies
Open from Monday 8th April 2013 to Tuesday 8th April 2014
5 signatures
Re-write human rights laws so that victims of terrorists have same human rights as terrorists.
Open from Tuesday 2nd April 2013 to Wednesday 2nd April 2014
7 signatures
MPs should have a published "Trustworthiness Index"
Open from Tuesday 2nd April 2013 to Wednesday 2nd April 2014
7 signatures
reduce government international aid by 35%
Open from Thursday 28th March 2013 to Saturday 28th December 2013
3 signatures
Cold Weather Payments Available For All
Open from Thursday 28th March 2013 to Friday 28th March 2014
1 signatures
Open galleries to show the nation's art rarely exhibited
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
2 signatures
ensure the rights of the other parent and grand parent prior to the removal of a child from the UK
Open from Thursday 28th March 2013 to Friday 28th March 2014
3 signatures
Provide child care at schools pre and post the school day
Open from Wednesday 10th April 2013 to Thursday 10th April 2014
4 signatures
Increase check points to catch unlicensed and uninsured drivers
Open from Wednesday 27th March 2013 to Thursday 27th March 2014
5 signatures
Please Ignore the E-Petition "Democracy in Hong Kong" by Ethan Turner
Open from Thursday 28th March 2013 to Friday 28th March 2014
1 signatures
Single occupant properties should be paying 50% not 75% council tax.
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd October 2013
7 signatures
Stop Legal Aid for Libel litigants
Open from Thursday 28th March 2013 to Saturday 28th September 2013
3 signatures
Save devon coastguard helicopters
Open from Wednesday 27th March 2013 to Thursday 27th June 2013
1 signatures
Make it Mandatory for parents/ carers to vaccinate their children against measles.
Open from Wednesday 27th March 2013 to Thursday 27th March 2014
8 signatures
Shut the Channel Tunnel
Open from Thursday 28th March 2013 to Friday 28th June 2013
4 signatures
Pensioners Already In Receipt of Reduced Pension
Open from Wednesday 27th March 2013 to Thursday 27th March 2014
2 signatures
National Debt Paid by Inheritance Tax
Open from Monday 8th April 2013 to Wednesday 8th January 2014
1 signatures
Queen Mary's Hospital Sidcup
Open from Wednesday 27th March 2013 to Thursday 27th March 2014
3 signatures
Stop HS2, Save the Planet, Save the money
Open from Wednesday 27th March 2013 to Thursday 27th March 2014
8 signatures
Name one of the new Type 26 naval vessels HMS Stafford
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
1 signatures
prepayment meters
Open from Tuesday 26th March 2013 to Wednesday 26th March 2014
5 signatures
STOP GIVING DISABILITY CARS TO PEOPLE WHO WORK AND CAN AFFORD THEIR OWN
Open from Tuesday 2nd April 2013 to Wednesday 2nd April 2014
6 signatures
create a commonwealth congress
Open from Thursday 28th March 2013 to Friday 28th March 2014
1 signatures
road safety driving test revision - little use for current cyclists
Open from Tuesday 26th March 2013 to Wednesday 26th March 2014
2 signatures
Low cost accommodation
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
1 signatures
Make it illegal to stop the withdrawal of savings, and the enforced taxing of savings.
Open from Tuesday 26th March 2013 to Wednesday 26th March 2014
6 signatures
sebaceous prominence awareness campaign in schools
Open from Wednesday 10th April 2013 to Thursday 10th April 2014
2 signatures
UK Green card and immigration officers
Open from Thursday 4th April 2013 to Friday 4th April 2014
7 signatures
Ban horseriding on Main roads especialy Bus routes
Open from Tuesday 26th March 2013 to Wednesday 26th March 2014
5 signatures
HMRC Email Access to deal with Personal Tax Matters
Open from Tuesday 26th March 2013 to Wednesday 26th March 2014
4 signatures
reduce the number of cars on our roads
Open from Tuesday 26th March 2013 to Wednesday 26th March 2014
5 signatures
ANTHEM FOR A BRITISH REPUBLIC
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd April 2014
2 signatures
STATE OF THE BRITISH UNION ADDRESS (REVISED)
Open from Tuesday 26th March 2013 to Wednesday 26th March 2014
1 signatures
Hackney housing
Open from Monday 25th March 2013 to Tuesday 25th March 2014
1 signatures
Keep Libraries in towns open
Open from Tuesday 2nd April 2013 to Wednesday 2nd April 2014
3 signatures
Rename the NHS to 'UK Taxpayer Funded Medical Organisation'.
Open from Monday 25th March 2013 to Tuesday 25th March 2014
2 signatures
Government create new legislation for Free Medical Care/Welfare Support Fund, for Gurkhas & Commonwealth British Forces Veterans/families.
Open from Monday 25th March 2013 to Tuesday 25th March 2014
4 signatures
Government create new legislation for Priority Council/Social Housing & Mortgage Scheme for British Forces Veteran’s + families too.
Open from Monday 25th March 2013 to Tuesday 25th March 2014
9 signatures
Soft water only should be supplied by water companies
Open from Tuesday 26th March 2013 to Wednesday 26th March 2014
4 signatures
Ban alcohol completely
Open from Tuesday 26th March 2013 to Wednesday 26th March 2014
5 signatures
gas reserves
Open from Monday 25th March 2013 to Tuesday 25th March 2014
4 signatures
Lets get the website ladslads moderated as it should be or shut down!
Open from Tuesday 2nd April 2013 to Wednesday 2nd April 2014
2 signatures
Skatepark for Hounslow
Open from Wednesday 3rd April 2013 to Thursday 3rd October 2013
9 signatures
Following the suicide of Lucy Meadows: Legislation to regulate the press
Open from Tuesday 2nd April 2013 to Wednesday 2nd April 2014
8 signatures
improve school history education for children
Open from Tuesday 9th April 2013 to Wednesday 9th April 2014
3 signatures
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