Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Explain why Met Office lies, denying chemtrail existence, when videos show them skywriting LAST CHANCE with poisons
Open from Monday 29th April 2013 to Tuesday 29th April 2014
5 signatures
Invitation to Seamus Heaney to address Lough Erne Summit?
Open from Friday 26th April 2013 to Friday 26th July 2013
1 signatures
Broadband Speeds Pro Rata Pricing
Open from Thursday 25th April 2013 to Friday 25th April 2014
3 signatures
create a virtual European parliament to replace the Eu
Open from Friday 26th April 2013 to Saturday 26th April 2014
1 signatures
Ignore the recommendations in the 'Get Britain Cycling' report.
Open from Monday 29th April 2013 to Tuesday 29th April 2014
5 signatures
STOP PUBLIC SECTOR WORKERS GETTING FULLPAY WHEN OFF WORK SICK OR MORE LIKELY PRETENDING TO BE SICK
Open from Thursday 25th April 2013 to Friday 25th April 2014
3 signatures
when we retire from work, give our job to one on the unemplyment, them we can solve part of the unemplyment problem.
Open from Wednesday 24th April 2013 to Thursday 24th April 2014
2 signatures
Save Legal Aid for Family Law
Open from Wednesday 24th April 2013 to Thursday 24th April 2014
7 signatures
Ensuring British Nationals overseas receive the same legal aid that they would receive in the UK.
Open from Wednesday 24th April 2013 to Thursday 24th April 2014
8 signatures
James McCormick should serve a life sentence.
Open from Wednesday 24th April 2013 to Wednesday 24th July 2013
2 signatures
Health Secretary to work in an NHS hospital
Open from Wednesday 24th April 2013 to Thursday 24th April 2014
9 signatures
The importance of human rights in daily life decisions
Open from Thursday 2nd May 2013 to Friday 2nd May 2014
1 signatures
stop meat suppliers pumping meat full of water
Open from Wednesday 24th April 2013 to Thursday 24th April 2014
6 signatures
Stop blue sky & sunlight destroying poisonous chemtrails and govt lies.
Open from Wednesday 24th April 2013 to Thursday 24th April 2014
5 signatures
Tax fast food to contribute to NHS bills
Open from Wednesday 24th April 2013 to Thursday 24th April 2014
8 signatures
petition for MPs and PM have a pay cut! and 10% of their pension to go to the more needy
Open from Thursday 25th April 2013 to Friday 25th April 2014
4 signatures
Don't sell our stake in Urenco
Open from Wednesday 24th April 2013 to Thursday 24th April 2014
6 signatures
Make the BBC licence fee voluntary
Open from Thursday 25th April 2013 to Friday 25th April 2014
8 signatures
All newly qualified Dentists should spend 5 Years working purely within the NHS
Open from Wednesday 24th April 2013 to Thursday 24th April 2014
3 signatures
David Cameron fullfill his promise of an apology to parliament
Open from Tuesday 7th May 2013 to Wednesday 7th May 2014
2 signatures
Return Aafia Siddiqui to Pakistan
Open from Tuesday 23rd April 2013 to Wednesday 23rd April 2014
9 signatures
Introduce colonial history to school curriculum
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Tuesday 22nd April 2014
8 signatures
Arms Trade Treaty
Open from Tuesday 23rd April 2013 to Wednesday 23rd October 2013
1 signatures
lottery 10 pound ticket
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Tuesday 22nd April 2014
2 signatures
Support The Sun's open justice campaign for Baby P.
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Tuesday 22nd April 2014
7 signatures
Reform of the criminal justice system
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Tuesday 22nd April 2014
7 signatures
Make men take responsibility for their children.
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Tuesday 22nd October 2013
7 signatures
Tighter regulation on "Condition of Average" clauses in Contents Insurance Contracts
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Tuesday 22nd April 2014
2 signatures
Reject EU bank bonus cap
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Tuesday 22nd April 2014
2 signatures
Give doctors immunity from prosecution for helping terminally patients to die in dignity and at the time of their own choosing.
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Tuesday 22nd April 2014
5 signatures
Benefits - an INCOME so TAX
Open from Tuesday 23rd April 2013 to Wednesday 23rd April 2014
9 signatures
Military Discount
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Tuesday 22nd April 2014
7 signatures
Increase investment in employment for young people to tackle youth unemployment.
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Wednesday 22nd January 2014
3 signatures
Minimum 6 foot height regulation and regular fitness tests in the police
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Tuesday 22nd April 2014
2 signatures
Metal recovered from cremations should be given back to NHS
Open from Wednesday 24th April 2013 to Thursday 24th April 2014
3 signatures
Stop Inappropriate Facebook Videos!
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Wednesday 22nd January 2014
6 signatures
END POVERTY NOW
Open from Tuesday 23rd April 2013 to Wednesday 23rd April 2014
3 signatures
DVLA Credit Card Surcharges
Open from Friday 19th April 2013 to Saturday 19th April 2014
7 signatures
HRA
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Tuesday 22nd April 2014
1 signatures
Tax tobacco for extra cancer research funds
Open from Friday 19th April 2013 to Saturday 19th April 2014
8 signatures
Tax Relief on Travel to Work Costs (Public Transport)
Open from Friday 19th April 2013 to Saturday 19th April 2014
2 signatures
Contaminated Blood Campaigne
Open from Friday 19th April 2013 to Saturday 19th April 2014
3 signatures
Give students free bus and train service to and from college
Open from Thursday 18th April 2013 to Friday 18th October 2013
2 signatures
Poisonous barium is now found in the blood from chemtrail sprayplanes. Will Govt justify and stop poison use for UN Agenda 21 climate control?
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Tuesday 22nd April 2014
9 signatures
pedophiles, rapists and sex offenders to stop receving any kind of benifits
Open from Thursday 18th April 2013 to Friday 18th April 2014
4 signatures
Primary Curriculum 2014 - no thanks to the draft proposals
Open from Thursday 2nd May 2013 to Friday 2nd May 2014
1 signatures
take first aid questions out of the dsa theory test and make a seperate one for automatic drivers
Open from Thursday 18th April 2013 to Friday 18th April 2014
1 signatures
Removing accidents from carriageways
Open from Thursday 18th April 2013 to Friday 18th April 2014
1 signatures
Establish a Royal Commission to investigate HM Revenue and Customs
Open from Thursday 18th April 2013 to Friday 18th April 2014
4 signatures
water powered hybrid cars
Open from Friday 19th April 2013 to Saturday 19th April 2014
2 signatures
Specialist help for unemployed 50+ invididuals
Open from Thursday 18th April 2013 to Friday 18th April 2014
6 signatures
raise jobseekers allowance age to 21
Open from Thursday 18th April 2013 to Friday 18th April 2014
5 signatures
Paedophilia is a disease
Open from Wednesday 24th April 2013 to Thursday 24th April 2014
3 signatures
No Child Born To Drug Addicted Parents
Open from Wednesday 8th May 2013 to Thursday 8th May 2014
9 signatures
limit state benefits to be within the tax threshold
Open from Wednesday 17th April 2013 to Thursday 17th April 2014
2 signatures
Public ownership of the proposed Sellafield nuclear project
Open from Thursday 18th April 2013 to Friday 18th April 2014
4 signatures
stop the dumping of commercial chemicals in the english channel that is killing thousands of sea birds
Open from Monday 29th April 2013 to Tuesday 29th April 2014
9 signatures
Cutting the number of MP's in the House of Commons
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Tuesday 22nd April 2014
6 signatures
ONLY ONE PROPERTY PER FAMILY
Open from Wednesday 24th April 2013 to Thursday 24th April 2014
7 signatures
Stop wasting NHS funds on non-essential surgeries and treatments
Open from Wednesday 17th April 2013 to Thursday 17th October 2013
2 signatures
Keep Accrington Bus Station Where It Is
Open from Monday 29th April 2013 to Tuesday 29th October 2013
1 signatures
Explain to Parliament why Agenda 21 to reflect heat to counter global warming is not responsible for global warrming keeping heat in.
Open from Wednesday 17th April 2013 to Thursday 17th April 2014
1 signatures
Ban Horror Film adverts before 9pm
Open from Wednesday 17th April 2013 to Thursday 17th April 2014
9 signatures
get britain moving by cheap deisel
Open from Wednesday 17th April 2013 to Thursday 17th April 2014
2 signatures
support venezuela election result
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Tuesday 22nd April 2014
1 signatures
Prevent the relaxation of planning laws.
Open from Wednesday 24th April 2013 to Thursday 24th April 2014
6 signatures
re-form the home guard
Open from Friday 19th April 2013 to Saturday 19th April 2014
5 signatures
Republican Michele Bachmann attending Baroness Thatcher's funeral.
Open from Wednesday 17th April 2013 to Wednesday 17th July 2013
1 signatures
Recount votes of Venezuelan election 14th April 2013
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Tuesday 22nd April 2014
2 signatures
interactive Government and council app for all formats
Open from Wednesday 24th April 2013 to Thursday 24th April 2014
1 signatures
Democratic right to vote on important issues by the electorate by email
Open from Tuesday 16th April 2013 to Wednesday 16th April 2014
4 signatures
Benefits 'smart cards' should also disallow payment for caffeinated products.
Open from Wednesday 17th April 2013 to Thursday 17th April 2014
2 signatures
Allow tax payers to be able to find and use NHS dentist of Government to pay compensation
Open from Tuesday 16th April 2013 to Wednesday 16th October 2013
1 signatures
Bolsover recreational facilities for teenagers and children
Open from Wednesday 17th April 2013 to Friday 17th January 2014
2 signatures
Bitish MP's to publish full details of all personal wealth
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Tuesday 22nd April 2014
5 signatures
Stop Broadcasting sexual material before the 9p.m. watershed
Open from Tuesday 16th April 2013 to Wednesday 16th April 2014
9 signatures
Hillsborough.. haven't these families suffered enough 24 years is to long. Start the inquests NOW.
Open from Monday 22nd April 2013 to Monday 22nd July 2013
5 signatures
Abolish "May contain traces of..."
Open from Tuesday 16th April 2013 to Wednesday 16th April 2014
2 signatures
EMPTY PROPERTY LAW
Open from Tuesday 16th April 2013 to Wednesday 16th April 2014
4 signatures
Reduce the cost of glasses/lenses for those with a higher prescription
Open from Tuesday 16th April 2013 to Wednesday 16th April 2014
3 signatures
mortgage interest support cuts
Open from Wednesday 17th April 2013 to Thursday 17th April 2014
8 signatures
bbc director general
Open from Tuesday 16th April 2013 to Wednesday 16th April 2014
2 signatures
Rename Port Stanley as Port Margaret
Open from Monday 15th April 2013 to Tuesday 15th April 2014
3 signatures
Airline Prices for larger passengers
Open from Tuesday 16th April 2013 to Wednesday 16th April 2014
2 signatures
Consolidated, regular pension statements for everyone
Open from Monday 15th April 2013 to Tuesday 15th April 2014
3 signatures
Close down chat-avenue.com in the UK
Open from Wednesday 8th May 2013 to Thursday 8th May 2014
4 signatures
The United Kingdom should remain neutral in all foreign conflicts
Open from Monday 15th April 2013 to Tuesday 15th April 2014
5 signatures
remove the license fee
Open from Monday 15th April 2013 to Tuesday 15th April 2014
2 signatures
More Cycling Lanes In Sittingbourne - A2
Open from Monday 15th April 2013 to Tuesday 15th April 2014
5 signatures
Street Ball Games
Open from Monday 15th April 2013 to Tuesday 15th April 2014
5 signatures
In view of the exhorbitant costs incurred, order the BBC to place online EVERY SINGLE WORD recorded in all investigations into the Savile debacle.
Open from Wednesday 17th April 2013 to Thursday 17th April 2014
2 signatures
Metal Detectors at Football Grounds
Open from Monday 15th April 2013 to Monday 15th July 2013
2 signatures
Review Stocks & Shares ISA Investments Financial Compensation Limits
Open from Monday 15th April 2013 to Tuesday 15th October 2013
6 signatures
At present the Uk is in the grip of a movement to limit the rights of newspapers and other news outlets to publish the names of any suspect
Open from Monday 15th April 2013 to Tuesday 15th April 2014
2 signatures
Allow Early Pension Surrender
Open from Monday 15th April 2013 to Tuesday 15th April 2014
8 signatures
Introduce Water Cannons for the control of Rioters
Open from Monday 15th April 2013 to Tuesday 15th April 2014
8 signatures
Change The Knife Law in United Kingdom
Open from Tuesday 16th April 2013 to Wednesday 16th April 2014
2 signatures
Prime Ministers Question time to proceed next week
Open from Wednesday 17th April 2013 to Wednesday 17th July 2013
1 signatures
Provide work to enable Job seekers to earn their allowance
Open from Monday 15th April 2013 to Tuesday 15th April 2014
1 signatures
We Ask The Government To Protect Civil Liberty
Open from Tuesday 16th April 2013 to Wednesday 16th April 2014
2 signatures
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