Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
The £21,000 student loan repayment threshold should be index-linked, starting NOW!
Open from Wednesday 8th May 2013 to Friday 8th November 2013
5 signatures
Better Use of Legal aid resources
Open from Thursday 9th May 2013 to Friday 9th May 2014
3 signatures
Have a local election every odd year and a general election every even year
Open from Wednesday 8th May 2013 to Thursday 8th May 2014
2 signatures
Will Govt stop allowing poisonous chemtrails to spoli every sunny day or must we emigrate?
Open from Wednesday 8th May 2013 to Thursday 8th May 2014
4 signatures
Severe democracy crisis in Malaysia: Fraud in Malaysian 13th General Election by the National Front!
Open from Tuesday 7th May 2013 to Wednesday 7th May 2014
7 signatures
Earth Crimes (Law)
Open from Tuesday 14th May 2013 to Wednesday 14th May 2014
4 signatures
Kay Sheldon to remain as NED at CQC
Open from Tuesday 7th May 2013 to Wednesday 7th August 2013
6 signatures
Ban the development of 3D printers for private use
Open from Wednesday 8th May 2013 to Thursday 8th May 2014
2 signatures
stop dwp changing payments to monthly
Open from Tuesday 7th May 2013 to Wednesday 7th August 2013
2 signatures
Compulsory licence for powerboat users
Open from Tuesday 7th May 2013 to Wednesday 7th May 2014
5 signatures
Force mobile providers to sell pay as you go mobile phones that are not locked
Open from Thursday 9th May 2013 to Friday 9th May 2014
6 signatures
Replace HMY Britannia
Open from Monday 13th May 2013 to Tuesday 13th May 2014
4 signatures
Terrorists in Prison or put in POW camps
Open from Monday 13th May 2013 to Tuesday 13th May 2014
6 signatures
Stop people asking to see your voting cards at elections
Open from Tuesday 7th May 2013 to Wednesday 7th May 2014
3 signatures
ofsted not to give schools notice when visiting for inspection
Open from Wednesday 8th May 2013 to Thursday 8th May 2014
6 signatures
No to referendums-Yes to ministers making decisions
Open from Tuesday 7th May 2013 to Wednesday 7th May 2014
2 signatures
Stop Churchill from being on a banknote
Open from Thursday 9th May 2013 to Friday 9th May 2014
5 signatures
Instal legislation to limit the Prime Minister to a legally enforceable budget for running his office.
Open from Monday 13th May 2013 to Tuesday 13th May 2014
3 signatures
Minimum wage benifit cap
Open from Tuesday 7th May 2013 to Wednesday 7th May 2014
6 signatures
Enforce special mandatory law to take prints, swabs, samples and tests of UK citizens and visitors to the UK databased for means of public protection
Open from Friday 17th May 2013 to Saturday 17th May 2014
2 signatures
End Israeli Apartheid
Open from Tuesday 7th May 2013 to Thursday 7th November 2013
2 signatures
Listen To the Evidence
Open from Tuesday 7th May 2013 to Wednesday 7th May 2014
3 signatures
Ensure that legislation is in place to make it illegal for Association of Former Members of Parliament (AFMP) to be given public money to travel.
Open from Monday 13th May 2013 to Tuesday 13th May 2014
3 signatures
Put in place legislation to prevent MEPs being compensated for loss of anything when the UK withdraws from the EU.
Open from Tuesday 7th May 2013 to Wednesday 7th May 2014
3 signatures
Smoking whilst driving should be punishable by penalty points
Open from Tuesday 7th May 2013 to Wednesday 7th May 2014
4 signatures
Double the penalties for road offences for those using off-road vehicles on roads
Open from Tuesday 7th May 2013 to Wednesday 7th May 2014
2 signatures
Make Dashboard Cameras Mandatory in the UK
Open from Tuesday 7th May 2013 to Wednesday 7th May 2014
5 signatures
Increase Tax of Alcohol and use it to fund Charities
Open from Thursday 9th May 2013 to Friday 9th May 2014
2 signatures
Cycling Test incorporated in Driving Test to increase safety, awareness, health and revenue
Open from Tuesday 7th May 2013 to Wednesday 7th May 2014
2 signatures
Create a new offence "control crime" for punishing domestic abuse, slavery etc.
Open from Friday 3rd May 2013 to Monday 3rd February 2014
8 signatures
Stop the Government Selling Taxpayer Owned Bank Shares at a Loss
Open from Thursday 9th May 2013 to Saturday 9th November 2013
2 signatures
Keep London Growing
Open from Friday 10th May 2013 to Saturday 10th May 2014
2 signatures
Do not sell R.B.S.
Open from Thursday 9th May 2013 to Saturday 9th November 2013
2 signatures
Time for major change in the disgraceful car insurance industry; certain parts of it are a little less then criminal
Open from Wednesday 8th May 2013 to Thursday 8th May 2014
4 signatures
Motability penalises low income mobility scooter users
Open from Friday 3rd May 2013 to Saturday 3rd May 2014
3 signatures
Keep Paston Place Brighton Taxi Rank where it is
Open from Tuesday 7th May 2013 to Thursday 7th November 2013
1 signatures
Allow yellow striped dimaond travel card to be used 24/7
Open from Tuesday 7th May 2013 to Wednesday 7th May 2014
9 signatures
Free Cake Friday
Open from Friday 3rd May 2013 to Saturday 3rd May 2014
9 signatures
Petition for philanthropic drinking fountains
Open from Wednesday 15th May 2013 to Thursday 15th May 2014
3 signatures
Apply same government Energy Price Policy on Bank Interest Received rates.
Open from Thursday 9th May 2013 to Friday 9th May 2014
2 signatures
legalise all dogs
Open from Friday 3rd May 2013 to Saturday 3rd August 2013
2 signatures
Tax free redundancy package should be increased from £30,000 to £60,000
Open from Thursday 2nd May 2013 to Saturday 2nd November 2013
2 signatures
non refundable deposit for serious house buying offers
Open from Wednesday 8th May 2013 to Thursday 8th May 2014
7 signatures
COUNCILS CHARGING FOR GARDEN WAISTE
Open from Wednesday 8th May 2013 to Thursday 8th May 2014
5 signatures
British Home Secretary is asked to Deport Bangladeshi suspected war criminals from the United Kingdom to face the trial at ICTB
Open from Friday 24th May 2013 to Saturday 24th May 2014
5 signatures
Georgian and Russian Negotiations
Open from Thursday 2nd May 2013 to Friday 2nd May 2014
4 signatures
Allow the right to buy on housing association homes
Open from Wednesday 8th May 2013 to Friday 8th November 2013
9 signatures
Help Small Business's by Providing Job Seekers to Work.
Open from Wednesday 1st May 2013 to Thursday 1st May 2014
4 signatures
PEOPLE OVER 70 IN PRIVATE HOUSING
Open from Wednesday 8th May 2013 to Thursday 8th May 2014
1 signatures
Investigate and publish public health risks from 4G phones and network
Open from Thursday 2nd May 2013 to Friday 2nd August 2013
9 signatures
Yearly Manifesto
Open from Wednesday 1st May 2013 to Thursday 1st May 2014
3 signatures
AN INVITATION
Open from Thursday 2nd May 2013 to Friday 2nd May 2014
1 signatures
Prevention of forced advertising of Local Government and Public Body jobs
Open from Wednesday 8th May 2013 to Thursday 8th May 2014
6 signatures
bring down car tax
Open from Wednesday 1st May 2013 to Thursday 1st May 2014
9 signatures
breatherlisers in cars
Open from Wednesday 1st May 2013 to Thursday 1st May 2014
4 signatures
Introduce Corporation Tax Threshold for New Buiness Startups
Open from Thursday 2nd May 2013 to Friday 2nd May 2014
2 signatures
Azath Saly
Open from Thursday 2nd May 2013 to Friday 2nd August 2013
1 signatures
allow preserved railways to operate at 60mph
Open from Wednesday 1st May 2013 to Thursday 1st May 2014
6 signatures
Increase awareness of unseen diabetic complications
Open from Wednesday 1st May 2013 to Thursday 1st May 2014
3 signatures
Create Third Thames River Crossign at Canvey Island.
Open from Wednesday 1st May 2013 to Thursday 1st August 2013
5 signatures
seat belts on buses to be law
Open from Wednesday 1st May 2013 to Thursday 1st May 2014
2 signatures
Step-Free National Rail Journey Planner
Open from Wednesday 1st May 2013 to Thursday 1st May 2014
2 signatures
We want our hot summers back
Open from Thursday 2nd May 2013 to Friday 2nd May 2014
4 signatures
Need for Disaster/Contingency plans for volcano eruption
Open from Wednesday 1st May 2013 to Thursday 1st May 2014
6 signatures
nationalise motorway service stations
Open from Wednesday 1st May 2013 to Thursday 1st May 2014
2 signatures
conveyancing the same as scotland
Open from Tuesday 30th April 2013 to Wednesday 30th October 2013
2 signatures
Political Positions To Be UNPAID.
Open from Tuesday 30th April 2013 to Wednesday 30th October 2013
1 signatures
Exempt people from the "Bedroom Tax" if they undertame a level 1, 2, or 3 Open University, or college course
Open from Monday 29th April 2013 to Tuesday 29th April 2014
1 signatures
Create a national qualification and vocational database
Open from Monday 29th April 2013 to Tuesday 29th April 2014
1 signatures
Make EKHUT cleaner and safer for patients and staff
Open from Monday 29th April 2013 to Tuesday 29th October 2013
1 signatures
Stop the demise of DMAG (Docklands Management Advisory Group)
Open from Tuesday 30th April 2013 to Wednesday 30th April 2014
1 signatures
Drugs and caring for the elderly and childeren
Open from Monday 29th April 2013 to Monday 29th July 2013
1 signatures
Pupil premium for basic rate tax tax payers
Open from Tuesday 30th April 2013 to Wednesday 30th April 2014
1 signatures
please close MP's hardship fund and give the money to the poor
Open from Tuesday 30th April 2013 to Wednesday 30th October 2013
7 signatures
The Right to Bear Arms (not firearms)
Open from Tuesday 30th April 2013 to Wednesday 30th April 2014
8 signatures
Doctors should be open on Saturdays
Open from Monday 29th April 2013 to Tuesday 29th April 2014
8 signatures
Make it possible to countersign the petitions on this epetition site
Open from Wednesday 1st May 2013 to Thursday 1st May 2014
5 signatures
Abolish the British Parking Association and return control of parking to local councils
Open from Wednesday 1st May 2013 to Thursday 1st May 2014
6 signatures
Allow balisongs.
Open from Wednesday 1st May 2013 to Thursday 1st May 2014
6 signatures
Build a prominent statue of Clement Attlee.
Open from Thursday 9th May 2013 to Friday 9th May 2014
9 signatures
Establish new government back energy company in the energy market
Open from Thursday 2nd May 2013 to Friday 2nd May 2014
4 signatures
stop legal aid to second time offender if convicted first time
Open from Wednesday 1st May 2013 to Thursday 1st May 2014
5 signatures
Tax businesses on income
Open from Monday 29th April 2013 to Tuesday 29th April 2014
2 signatures
Time Limit on Criminal Prosecutions
Open from Wednesday 1st May 2013 to Thursday 1st May 2014
3 signatures
Install 'black box' monitors in all new cars, and force older cars to get them.
Open from Monday 29th April 2013 to Monday 29th July 2013
1 signatures
Police costs related to council tax banding
Open from Monday 29th April 2013 to Tuesday 29th April 2014
5 signatures
We demand a maximum call charge for premium rate numbers that provide no product.
Open from Tuesday 30th April 2013 to Wednesday 30th April 2014
6 signatures
Houses of multiple occupancy
Open from Tuesday 30th April 2013 to Wednesday 30th April 2014
1 signatures
No Helicopter for Sale West Estate!
Open from Tuesday 30th April 2013 to Tuesday 30th July 2013
6 signatures
Ethical trading
Open from Thursday 2nd May 2013 to Friday 2nd May 2014
9 signatures
PAYE deductions to be at 10p in the £
Open from Friday 26th April 2013 to Friday 26th July 2013
1 signatures
Make the passport an endorsable licence to travel
Open from Friday 3rd May 2013 to Saturday 3rd May 2014
2 signatures
Motoring Offences
Open from Wednesday 1st May 2013 to Thursday 1st August 2013
1 signatures
National Grocery Card
Open from Monday 29th April 2013 to Tuesday 29th October 2013
5 signatures
Low level expertocracy: All politicians, before being appointed a position, must have support and an adequate background, in that field
Open from Monday 29th April 2013 to Tuesday 29th April 2014
2 signatures
media apologies given the same amount of space as scurrilous badly researched stories
Open from Tuesday 30th April 2013 to Wednesday 30th April 2014
5 signatures
No need for food banks
Open from Tuesday 30th April 2013 to Wednesday 30th October 2013
1 signatures
Asking the government to create an independent body to review the current structure of the Football Association
Open from Wednesday 8th May 2013 to Thursday 8th May 2014
1 signatures
Legal representatives of criminals convicted of serious offences such as terrorism, murder, rape and paedophilia to be prosecuted
Open from Wednesday 1st May 2013 to Thursday 1st May 2014
3 signatures
Admit to Parliament that chemtrails blocking sunshine are intended to kill off dark skinned people with cancer and heart disease.
Open from Monday 29th April 2013 to Tuesday 29th April 2014
1 signatures
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