Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Remove political parties from UK Government Procedures
Open from Friday 6th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Dissolve and amalgamate Cleveland Police in to Durham and North Yorkshire
Open from Tuesday 21st March 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Introduce 24 hour GP Surgeries throughout the UK to alleviate pressure on A&E
Open from Thursday 12th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Make July 1st Diana Princess of Wales Day
.....a National Bank Holiday....
Open from Monday 9th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Make illegal the stopping of contact by a parent to a child before court
Open from Thursday 16th March 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Build more houses specifically for disabled people who own a blue disabled badge
Open from Monday 16th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Zero tax for 18-21 year olds in education and part time working
Open from Friday 13th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Have an honest open debate about the NHS, social care, future funding & needs.
Open from Monday 16th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Give the police a return deadline when an item has been seized.
Open from Friday 13th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Make every individual who claims job seekers take a drug test before claiming.
Open from Monday 16th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Change nhs policy that baby born before 24 weeks can intervene with life support
Open from Monday 16th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Professionals completing babies checks, to screen mums for PND during 1st year
Open from Monday 16th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Include HGV training to the Government backed 24+ Advanced Learning Loans.
Open from Tuesday 17th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Reverse the past 5 years of cuts to Social Care Budgets
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Carers leave for those in full time employment to care for an immediate relative
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Allow those 18+ with ID to buy alcohol with someone under 18 present.
Open from Tuesday 17th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
The Prime Minister, to chair a COBRA meeting to resolve the NHS crisis
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
People convicted of Drink driving should be disqualified for life.
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Have a cross party panel run the nhs rather than the government.
Open from Friday 20th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Pair schools here with school in developing world to send over technology.
Open from Friday 20th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Bring democracy to the workplace
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
A public consultation with the people on the terms of leaving the EU.
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
£1pw contribution to help fund NHS by ALL adults irrespective of age and income
Open from Monday 23rd January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Change the way that benefits are calculated to take cost of living into account
Open from Thursday 26th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Make training courses VAT exempt to encourage young people to learn new skills
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
The National Insurance Tax to fund the NHS; Social Care & Pensions.
Open from Thursday 26th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
be able to self-exclude from book makers and casinos for more then a year
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
6 signatures
Enshrine into law 1% of GDP to be spent in NHS funding
Open from Friday 27th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
The banning of plastic carrier bags and plastic bottles.
Open from Tuesday 14th March 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Road improvements to dual carriageway between Polegate to Lewis
Open from Friday 27th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
The Government should set up an independent body to monitor MPs Social Media
Open from Thursday 26th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Make DVSA to allow cameras during the driving exams.
Open from Sunday 29th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
refunds should be given for bets placed on non starters
Open from Thursday 9th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
6 signatures
Put a public multi-section recycling bin on over 50% of Britain's roads
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Ban the use of sat navs designed for cars by lorries
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Abolish the 5% VAT on children's car seats
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Make it law for any petition with 300k+ signatures to actually be debated
Open from Monday 30th January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Mersey Tunnel Bill to be repealed so that its provisions no longer apply.
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Recall the UK ambassador to the USA in protest against the travel ban
Open from Tuesday 31st January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
More Financial transparency for care leavers going into higher education.
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
This nation should prohibit extradition of people to the USA.
Open from Thursday 9th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Offer more funds to councils to fix the roads
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Create independent organisations to run the NHS and Education
Open from Thursday 9th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Allow people to do any reasonable course & still receive benefits.
Open from Tuesday 28th March 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Theory test for car license has to be in all languages.
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Reform the public broadcasting licensing law.
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Have all secondary schools in the UK teach students mental health.
Open from Tuesday 31st January 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Exempt charge of £30(min)for letter to Unis from GPs re health of applicants.
Open from Wednesday 8th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Make all Utility Companies publicly owned & Running Costs paid by the Tax Payer
Open from Wednesday 1st February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Make teachers shouting at students a criminal offence
Open from Friday 3rd February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Ban all political parties from putting election boards on lamp posts through NI
Open from Tuesday 21st February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Urge people to NOT book to go on holiday in the USA until Trump leaves office.
Open from Friday 3rd February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Exempt Landlords from Stamp Duty if let to a local authority or Housing Trust
Open from Tuesday 7th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Reinstate Functional Skills as an alternative for Level 3 EYE's
Open from Friday 3rd February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
We should adapt to the same laws Canada has on young relationships
Open from Monday 6th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Speed up A&E times in UK hospitals
Open from Friday 3rd February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Bring back 05 armed forces pensions. New employment model for new recruits only
Open from Wednesday 1st March 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
6 signatures
Postpone Brexit by a year until we find out how US will be under new president
Open from Tuesday 21st February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Ban vans from the third lane of motorways
Open from Friday 3rd February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Regulate over-bright cycle lights.
Open from Monday 20th March 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Have reciprocal laws for countries that do not allow property purchases
Open from Tuesday 7th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Posthumous pardons for witchcraft, blasphemy & other laws now deemed offensive.
Open from Friday 3rd February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Make it illegal for teachers to stop children going to the toilet at school
Open from Tuesday 7th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Make Queen's birthday a national holiday
Open from Friday 3rd February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
A child born of British parent(s) shall not require a visa to enter/live in UK.
Open from Wednesday 15th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
private rented properties should be checked and certified by council yearly.
Open from Friday 24th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Add 1p tax on all cartons/bottles/packet sold - money used to clean our streets
Open from Tuesday 7th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Set a goal of landing a person on the Moon by 2050.
Open from Tuesday 7th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Make the Pigeon our first national bird!
Open from Wednesday 15th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Ban Employers from rejecting applicants without giving feedback.
Open from Wednesday 15th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Shorten School Days For Public High Schools
Open from Monday 13th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Introduce a higher living wage for zero hours contracts.
Open from Monday 13th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Lower taxes of pensions for U.K. Armed Forces Officers who served for 20 years
Open from Thursday 9th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Sociology should be taught across all key stages, starting from primary school
Open from Wednesday 8th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Stop university grants to be given based on household income in The UK.
Open from Wednesday 8th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
6 signatures
Make Energy Companies pay for the roll out of Smart Meters.
Open from Wednesday 8th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Pay for free access to M6 Toll during planned roadworks on the M5/M6 this year.
Open from Monday 20th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Force large landowners to increase afforestation to stop flooding downstream
Open from Thursday 9th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Remove the NHS from party politics
Open from Wednesday 8th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Stop the eyesight test for the driving practical test.
Open from Monday 6th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
6 signatures
no matter what time in the pregnancy women should be allowed a death certificate
Open from Thursday 9th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Build A Road Link From Great Britain To Northern Ireland
Open from Wednesday 8th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Lower the pension age to 60 for disabled people
Open from Thursday 9th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Introduce transparency in property conveycing related charges
Open from Tuesday 21st February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
6 signatures
Make it illegal to wear a helmet over 10 years old
Open from Saturday 11th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
6 signatures
Wages to be tax free for 1 month every year.
Open from Wednesday 15th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Make compulsory all councils collect the same waste & recycling in the same bins
Open from Friday 3rd March 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Stop the sale of local phone numbers to National or non local businesses.
Open from Friday 17th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Abolish all speed limits on the M6 toll road
Open from Thursday 16th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Forbid creation of any rule that isn't gender neutral by government bodies
Open from Tuesday 21st March 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Create public bonds that pension funds etc' can invest to build owned homes too.
Open from Wednesday 15th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Litter Tax and 100% of that Tax goes to Picking up that Litter
Open from Wednesday 15th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
9 signatures
Allocate funding for researching the possible treatments of Misophonia
Open from Sunday 12th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Vote of no confidence in Justine Greening, Secretary of State for Education
Open from Thursday 23rd February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
free prescriptions to people between 60 and 65 yrs old is wrong
Open from Saturday 11th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
6 signatures
Enforce Big Pharma to contribute N% of annual profits to Mental Health in U.K.
Open from Wednesday 22nd February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Establish a mandatory retirement age of 2 years for UK Beagles in Animal Testing
Open from Wednesday 15th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Protect all natural physical and mental characteristics under the Equality Act.
Open from Tuesday 14th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
Make the Help to Buy 40% allowance available outside London in expensive areas
Open from Wednesday 15th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
7 signatures
Allow people to invest their Pension Funds in residential property.
Open from Wednesday 15th February 2017 to Tuesday 2nd May 2017
8 signatures
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