Tumbleweed Alley

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Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.

This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.

To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.

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• Allocate MPS seat in parliament according to their last name.
  Open from Thursday 14th July 2016 to Saturday 14th January 2017
  9 signatures

• To remove the copyright laws in communal rooms in sheltered housing .
  Open from Monday 18th July 2016 to Wednesday 18th January 2017
  8 signatures

• Make panel van speed limits the same as cars.
  Open from Thursday 14th July 2016 to Saturday 14th January 2017
  8 signatures

• N.u.t striking should be illegal....
  Open from Friday 15th July 2016 to Sunday 15th January 2017
  7 signatures

• Add Black English to the national census
  Open from Tuesday 2nd August 2016 to Thursday 2nd February 2017
  9 signatures

• To stop the right to roam and bring in a trespassing law into Scotland
  Open from Tuesday 19th July 2016 to Thursday 19th January 2017
  8 signatures

• Ensure the Health Secretary is a qualified doctor of medicine.
  Open from Monday 18th July 2016 to Wednesday 18th January 2017
  9 signatures

• A General election before October and summer recess in parliament cancelled?
  Open from Wednesday 13th July 2016 to Friday 13th January 2017
  7 signatures

• Make Slurry Tanks safer, an alarm should sound & also inform authorities.
  Open from Monday 4th July 2016 to Wednesday 4th January 2017
  6 signatures

• To force councils to invest revenue from parking fines into parking facilities
  Open from Friday 15th July 2016 to Sunday 15th January 2017
  9 signatures

• Religious holidays should not affect your attendance at educational institutes
  Open from Monday 18th July 2016 to Wednesday 18th January 2017
  8 signatures

• Conduct an Independence referendum for Scotland,Wales and Northern Ireland
  Open from Monday 18th July 2016 to Wednesday 18th January 2017
  9 signatures

• to make telling jokes about child abuse illegal
  Open from Monday 18th July 2016 to Wednesday 18th January 2017
  7 signatures

• Hold a referendum on lowering income tax to 5% for earnings below £80k per annum
  Open from Monday 18th July 2016 to Wednesday 18th January 2017
  8 signatures

• Declare Richmond park in London, car free Zone
  Open from Monday 18th July 2016 to Wednesday 18th January 2017
  9 signatures

• Make MPs promise to protect certain EU legislation, including workers' rights.
  Open from Thursday 21st July 2016 to Saturday 21st January 2017
  9 signatures

• Companies should have a tax contribution symbol indicating how much tax they pay
  Open from Monday 18th July 2016 to Wednesday 18th January 2017
  9 signatures

• Lower the age of sexual consent to 14 if both parties are under 16
  Open from Friday 15th July 2016 to Sunday 15th January 2017
  7 signatures

• We should have a cross party coalition to negotiate our exit from the EU.
  Open from Thursday 21st July 2016 to Saturday 21st January 2017
  7 signatures

• Stop the bidding and banding system for new council/housing associations
  Open from Wednesday 20th July 2016 to Friday 20th January 2017
  8 signatures

• Only allow the UK to go to war after allowing the citizens to vote Yes or No.
  Open from Monday 18th July 2016 to Wednesday 18th January 2017
  7 signatures

• no income tax on overtime for people who earn £9 per hour or less
  Open from Monday 18th July 2016 to Wednesday 18th January 2017
  9 signatures

• Amend the Fixed-Term Parliaments Act 2011 to allow for early General Elections
  Open from Wednesday 13th July 2016 to Friday 13th January 2017
  6 signatures

• Make it so you do not have to declare none fault accidents on motor insurance
  Open from Tuesday 19th July 2016 to Thursday 19th January 2017
  8 signatures

• A call for direct use of the military in Libya
  Open from Tuesday 19th July 2016 to Thursday 19th January 2017
  6 signatures

• Change the law on combustion engine assisted push bicycles
  Open from Wednesday 20th July 2016 to Friday 20th January 2017
  9 signatures

• Giving food brought to concerts to homeless so that none goes to waste.
  Open from Wednesday 20th July 2016 to Friday 20th January 2017
  8 signatures

• Make It Complusory For Every Biker To Have A Helmet Cam!
  Open from Wednesday 20th July 2016 to Friday 20th January 2017
  7 signatures

• Establish an electoral system that requires an MP to receive 50% +1 of turnout.
  Open from Thursday 21st July 2016 to Saturday 21st January 2017
  6 signatures

• Change the way political parties are funded.
  Open from Thursday 21st July 2016 to Saturday 21st January 2017
  8 signatures

• We have no right to light. I think people should be entitled to light
  Open from Wednesday 20th July 2016 to Friday 20th January 2017
  9 signatures

• Sue the EU via the ECJ for the monies the UK should of had under our old rebate
  Open from Wednesday 20th July 2016 to Friday 20th January 2017
  9 signatures

• Final Leader elections in Government or Opposition should be by national vote.
  Open from Friday 22nd July 2016 to Sunday 22nd January 2017
  7 signatures

• Make relevant work experience mandatory for students doing University courses.
  Open from Wednesday 20th July 2016 to Friday 20th January 2017
  8 signatures

• Guarantee the estimated £3.8 million of HLS funding for the New Forest.
  Open from Friday 22nd July 2016 to Sunday 22nd January 2017
  9 signatures

• Create a moveable holiday to coincide with good weather
  Open from Friday 22nd July 2016 to Sunday 22nd January 2017
  9 signatures

• Relax immigration rules for elderly/disabled parents of British Citizens
  Open from Friday 22nd July 2016 to Sunday 22nd January 2017
  6 signatures

• Make law all party members are allowed to vote in a party leadership election .
  Open from Thursday 28th July 2016 to Saturday 28th January 2017
  9 signatures

• Referendums must be clearly won AND not disenfranchise relevant constituents.
  Open from Friday 22nd July 2016 to Sunday 22nd January 2017
  9 signatures

• Ban the funding of political parties by any individual, company or organisation.
  Open from Thursday 21st July 2016 to Saturday 21st January 2017
  9 signatures

• Prime Minister suspend 3rd Heathrow runway until Brexit negotiations complete
  Open from Thursday 21st July 2016 to Saturday 21st January 2017
  9 signatures

• Amend Fixed-Term Parliaments Act to require a General Election if the PM resigns
  Open from Thursday 14th July 2016 to Saturday 14th January 2017
  9 signatures

• Maintain Freedom of Movement within EU countries that currently have the Euro.
  Open from Friday 22nd July 2016 to Sunday 22nd January 2017
  9 signatures

• Set up a legally binding code of conduct/ethics for insurance companies.
  Open from Monday 25th July 2016 to Wednesday 25th January 2017
  8 signatures

• Bar anyone who's used racist epithets/insulted foreign dignitaries from Cabinet.
  Open from Friday 22nd July 2016 to Sunday 22nd January 2017
  8 signatures

• Put metal detectors in all schools in England make our schools safer
  Open from Tuesday 26th July 2016 to Thursday 26th January 2017
  8 signatures

• Allow encrypted information to be accessed by security services and government
  Open from Tuesday 26th July 2016 to Thursday 26th January 2017
  9 signatures

• Allow ALL tax payers to vote.
  Open from Wednesday 27th July 2016 to Friday 27th January 2017
  7 signatures

• Review British army prior Laser Eye surgery policy
  Open from Thursday 28th July 2016 to Saturday 28th January 2017
  8 signatures

• Ban public transport peak fares, especially on suburban commuter routes.
  Open from Tuesday 26th July 2016 to Thursday 26th January 2017
  7 signatures

• Ban and prevent the sale of Microtransactions and DlC in games and apps.
  Open from Friday 29th July 2016 to Sunday 29th January 2017
  8 signatures

• Close schools when temperature reaches 30 Degrees Celsius.
  Open from Tuesday 26th July 2016 to Thursday 26th January 2017
  9 signatures

• Enable transfer of pension funds to lifetime ISA for use as a mortgage deposit
  Open from Thursday 28th July 2016 to Saturday 28th January 2017
  7 signatures

• Change the law, to give people in rural village communities the right to buy.
  Open from Tuesday 2nd August 2016 to Thursday 2nd February 2017
  8 signatures

• Stop UK Airports and Private companies making money from Airport forecourts.
  Open from Thursday 28th July 2016 to Saturday 28th January 2017
  9 signatures

• Change burden of proof of dangerous dog to be responsibility of the accuser.
  Open from Thursday 28th July 2016 to Saturday 28th January 2017
  9 signatures

• DVLA website services to be available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
  Open from Thursday 28th July 2016 to Saturday 28th January 2017
  9 signatures

• Place an additional tax of 10p a packet on chewing gum to pay the clean up costs
  Open from Friday 29th July 2016 to Sunday 29th January 2017
  9 signatures

• Amend the planning rules away from favouring development
  Open from Tuesday 2nd August 2016 to Thursday 2nd February 2017
  8 signatures

• Make verbal abuse of teachers by students and parents an offense like the NHS
  Open from Tuesday 2nd August 2016 to Thursday 2nd February 2017
  9 signatures

• Let motorcycle riders over 25, drive cars up to 1.0 without L plates and test
  Open from Thursday 28th July 2016 to Saturday 28th January 2017
  7 signatures

• Switch the UK timezone to match the rest of Europe
  Open from Thursday 28th July 2016 to Saturday 28th January 2017
  7 signatures

• Stop media from publicising the nationality of criminals to prevent prejudice
  Open from Friday 29th July 2016 to Sunday 29th January 2017
  7 signatures

• The government should raise the funding for music education in primary schools.
  Open from Tuesday 2nd August 2016 to Thursday 2nd February 2017
  9 signatures

• Stop banks charging,for IN THE RED on pensioners & those on low incomes,
  Open from Monday 8th August 2016 to Wednesday 8th February 2017
  8 signatures

• send an allied task force to eliminate ISIS
  Open from Friday 29th July 2016 to Sunday 29th January 2017
  7 signatures

• Only allow supermarkets to have ONE isle for junk food (eg crisps and sweets)
  Open from Friday 29th July 2016 to Sunday 29th January 2017
  9 signatures

• Abolish the Early Years Teacher Status
  Open from Monday 1st August 2016 to Wednesday 1st February 2017
  8 signatures

• Employers should pay for staff to get home safe if they work past midnight
  Open from Wednesday 3rd August 2016 to Friday 3rd February 2017
  8 signatures

• Change the Student Loan to allow Student Exchange Programs
  Open from Friday 26th August 2016 to Sunday 26th February 2017
  7 signatures

• Make changes to the Dartford crossing procedure.
  Open from Wednesday 3rd August 2016 to Friday 3rd February 2017
  9 signatures

• Drivers over 60 to take a mini driving test
  Open from Friday 5th August 2016 to Sunday 5th February 2017
  8 signatures

• Make a UK-wide ban on the use of artifical colourings in medication.
  Open from Tuesday 2nd August 2016 to Thursday 2nd February 2017
  8 signatures

• Offer discounted counselling to housing professionals.
  Open from Thursday 4th August 2016 to Saturday 4th February 2017
  6 signatures

• Stronger convictions on burglaries
  Open from Friday 5th August 2016 to Sunday 5th February 2017
  9 signatures

• Make all pest problems the landlord or home owners responsibility
  Open from Thursday 4th August 2016 to Saturday 4th February 2017
  8 signatures

• Stop the creation of retirement honours and dissolution honours.
  Open from Monday 8th August 2016 to Wednesday 8th February 2017
  8 signatures

• Ban political nominations for the Queens honours list
  Open from Friday 5th August 2016 to Sunday 5th February 2017
  9 signatures

• Prevent motorway central reservation grass cutting
  Open from Friday 5th August 2016 to Sunday 5th February 2017
  7 signatures

• Make prisons rehabilitation centres to lower crime caused by released inmates.
  Open from Tuesday 9th August 2016 to Thursday 9th February 2017
  9 signatures

• Make politics more inclusive for people with disabilities.
  Open from Friday 5th August 2016 to Sunday 5th February 2017
  7 signatures

• Ensure restaurant/food seller menus list any present allergens in their food
  Open from Thursday 4th August 2016 to Saturday 4th February 2017
  8 signatures

• Solution to restrict migration, whilst appeasing freedom of movement
  Open from Thursday 25th August 2016 to Saturday 25th February 2017
  7 signatures

• To start the Tax Office and Government standard tax year from the 1st January.
  Open from Monday 8th August 2016 to Wednesday 8th February 2017
  8 signatures

• Remove exemptions for child seats in coaches and large minibuses
  Open from Monday 8th August 2016 to Wednesday 8th February 2017
  9 signatures

• Allow fathers to stay with poorly babies in hospitals
  Open from Tuesday 9th August 2016 to Thursday 9th February 2017
  8 signatures

• Force Manufacturers of all goods to make warranties transferable.
  Open from Monday 8th August 2016 to Wednesday 8th February 2017
  8 signatures

• Fit breathelisers on every car manufactured so the engine won't start if present
  Open from Tuesday 9th August 2016 to Thursday 9th February 2017
  9 signatures

• Implement driving evaluations to make UK roads safer
  Open from Wednesday 10th August 2016 to Friday 10th February 2017
  8 signatures

• Bring university fees down to £4.5 grand a year
  Open from Monday 15th August 2016 to Wednesday 15th February 2017
  8 signatures

• Automate all trains so there are no longer drivers or manual door openers.
  Open from Wednesday 17th August 2016 to Friday 17th February 2017
  9 signatures

• Create more opportunities to further vocational subject skills in state schools.
  Open from Thursday 1st September 2016 to Wednesday 1st March 2017
  7 signatures

• Add safeguards to §111A (Enterprise & Regulatory Reform Act 2013) for employees.
  Open from Friday 12th August 2016 to Sunday 12th February 2017
  8 signatures

• Make all drivers carrying passengers for reward take the DVSA Practical & CPC
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2016 to Thursday 16th February 2017
  8 signatures

• Address the rise in incidences of dangerous driving on UK roads.
  Open from Monday 15th August 2016 to Wednesday 15th February 2017
  8 signatures

• An NHS research investment donation app for mobile phones and computers.
  Open from Wednesday 17th August 2016 to Friday 17th February 2017
  8 signatures

• make it mandatory to show on ALL products: - manufacturer - origin
  Open from Tuesday 25th October 2016 to Tuesday 25th April 2017
  9 signatures

• Make ALL schools teach kids the dangers of the railway.
  Open from Thursday 25th August 2016 to Saturday 25th February 2017
  9 signatures

• Stop NHS denying help for eating disorders on grounds patients are "too complex"
  Open from Monday 22nd August 2016 to Wednesday 22nd February 2017
  9 signatures

• Consolidate mobile telephone infrastructure networks under one umbrella company
  Open from Monday 5th September 2016 to Sunday 5th March 2017
  7 signatures

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