Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Maintain the House of Lords in its current form
Open from Tuesday 28th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
5 signatures
HMG can direct the 2 banks it has 84% & 41% shareholdings to lend (say) £10bn R/D in nuclear fusion & £40bn to build an airport on the Thames estuary
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
2 signatures
Close ALL civil service type pension schemes
Open from Thursday 1st March 2012 to Friday 1st March 2013
2 signatures
Cap child maintenance disregard for benefit purposes
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
9 signatures
to restrict the use of mobile devices on public transport
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
3 signatures
Free home insulation to reduce UK energy requirement
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Wednesday 5th September 2012
1 signatures
Ban water and phosphate being added to meat
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Thursday 7th March 2013
5 signatures
Remewable energy source funding and development
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
6 signatures
Action against the Mormon church for their despicable practice of converting the dead.
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
5 signatures
BBC iPlayer should be available for second generation iPod touches
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
2 signatures
bogus telephone marketing
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
7 signatures
Reduce Tuition fees by Devolution to local authorities
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
2 signatures
To prevent the wining and dining of civil servants
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
4 signatures
Restore respect to retail banking
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
3 signatures
Abolish VAT on school uniforms
Open from Tuesday 28th February 2012 to Tuesday 28th August 2012
6 signatures
Secondary schools: shorter lessons, more often
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
1 signatures
Stop using the term free schools
Open from Thursday 1st March 2012 to Saturday 1st September 2012
8 signatures
COMMEMORATE MEMORY OF POLISH GENERALS SERVED IN POLISH ARMED FORCES UNDER BRITISH COMMAND
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
4 signatures
under 16s cannot 'consent' to sexual activity with older men
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
7 signatures
Protest Groups
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
2 signatures
Allow at least one enterprise zone for most counties.
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
1 signatures
Launch a strategy to get more people to take careers in Science, maths, engineering and technology.
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
4 signatures
Stop the government from reducing the child element of tax credits
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
3 signatures
Make urinating in police vehicles an offence.
Open from Friday 2nd March 2012 to Saturday 2nd March 2013
4 signatures
Ban Biased Abortion Counsellors
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
4 signatures
Have a Small Business Minister.
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
2 signatures
Maximum size limit for charities and other NGOs
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
1 signatures
Holiday prices are increased at non - term time. I want the OFT to investigate this practice and put a stop to it.
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Monday 27th August 2012
6 signatures
The Government should not waive sales tax in order to subsidise the purchase of expensive works of art
Open from Friday 2nd March 2012 to Saturday 2nd June 2012
6 signatures
Investigate the BBC acceptance of EU money and if it breeches its impartiality rules.
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
3 signatures
Identification of the material of plastic packaging
Open from Tuesday 28th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
5 signatures
work experience
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
2 signatures
The opportunity to study with the Open University without charge for everyone over the age of thirty
Open from Tuesday 28th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
2 signatures
Ban bonuses in all private and public bodies
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
6 signatures
package airline seating arrangements
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
5 signatures
fat tax on fast food and take away food
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
3 signatures
There should be no bonuses for bankers in publicly owned banks
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Monday 27th August 2012
1 signatures
Ban the riding of mopeds and motorcycles for commercial gain on "L" plates
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
8 signatures
Establish Monument Memorial for commemorate Woman's civil courage on Parliament Square
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
1 signatures
unlicenced drivers and joy riders
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
4 signatures
Establish a Found for Polish Army ex-servicemans and theirs ancestors who fought under British Command as Polish Army in during WWII
Open from Tuesday 28th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
5 signatures
Virtual assistant telephone helplines
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
3 signatures
Do more to make the UK modernise its economy and make use of technology.
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
2 signatures
govermant should contract all work to british companys
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
9 signatures
The government is to set a deflation target of 5%
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
2 signatures
Freedon of expression
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Tuesday 29th May 2012
2 signatures
Create a pilot UK Applied Science Science Centre.
Open from Tuesday 28th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
3 signatures
The UK Government to stop subsidising the rail link to Scotland if Scotland goes independent.
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
6 signatures
registering a death
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Thursday 7th March 2013
3 signatures
olyimpics
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
2 signatures
Stop taking from hard-working families!
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 29th November 2012
3 signatures
Exempt premises from business rates if the business owner lives on the premises
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
3 signatures
Stop placing important government contracts with overseas organisations
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
4 signatures
Motorway Service Station signage
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
2 signatures
make factories have nut free zones
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
5 signatures
Allow cyclists to pass through red traffic lights
Open from Friday 24th February 2012 to Sunday 24th February 2013
3 signatures
The Government to instuct the B.o.E to print sufficient money to pay out to every native/naturalized UK citizen of 18 or over £5m over their lifetime.
Open from Friday 24th February 2012 to Sunday 24th February 2013
6 signatures
Let Us Have Our Shareholder Vote - AS IS OUR LEGAL ENTITLEMENT
Open from Tuesday 28th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
2 signatures
Create a system of Regional Assemblies with powers approaching those of the Scottish Parliament.
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
1 signatures
Change the law on protective award compensation and redundencies in enviroments with less than 20 employed
Open from Friday 24th February 2012 to Friday 24th August 2012
4 signatures
All Welfare to Work providers who have been convicted of fraud to be stripped of funding immediately
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Tuesday 29th May 2012
9 signatures
disabled young adults to be given more dignity by being issued with incontinence pants not nappies
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
4 signatures
Create a Minister of Trade and Export as well as a Minister of Trade and Investment
Open from Friday 24th February 2012 to Sunday 24th February 2013
1 signatures
Extension of controls of Cormorant populations
Open from Tuesday 28th February 2012 to Monday 28th May 2012
2 signatures
‘Rubbish And Drivel’ – Roger Mazillius’ View Of The Public’s Ideas . PUBLIC APOLOGY WANTED..
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
1 signatures
HMG should allocate funds to transform libraries fit for 21st century like adequate access & training for internet, emails, e-books & new IT devices
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
2 signatures
Make 'Current Affairs' lessons mandatory in all UK high schools.
Open from Thursday 23rd February 2012 to Saturday 23rd February 2013
9 signatures
Create an inspiring vision for UK-2050
Open from Thursday 1st March 2012 to Friday 1st March 2013
2 signatures
Grammar schools should be abolished
Open from Thursday 23rd February 2012 to Saturday 23rd February 2013
4 signatures
Decorous behaviour of the Prime Minister at PMQs
Open from Friday 24th February 2012 to Sunday 24th February 2013
1 signatures
Increase the school day by 1 hour
Open from Thursday 23rd February 2012 to Saturday 23rd February 2013
4 signatures
Judges to be compelled by law to tell juries their RIGHTS, as well as their duties.
Open from Thursday 23rd February 2012 to Saturday 23rd February 2013
3 signatures
to abolishment of t.v. licences for over 75 years who are not on pension credits
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Tuesday 29th May 2012
2 signatures
to force ALL builders to be fully qualified BEFORE they are allowed to start building works
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
4 signatures
exonerate queen anne boleyn
Open from Thursday 23rd February 2012 to Saturday 23rd February 2013
4 signatures
Create within an English Parliament a system of Regional Assemblies.
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
2 signatures
Youth representative in the police force
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
4 signatures
The UK needs a new capital city
Open from Thursday 23rd February 2012 to Saturday 23rd February 2013
6 signatures
law for student journalists to be able sit in the public area of a court and make notes.
Open from Friday 2nd March 2012 to Saturday 2nd March 2013
1 signatures
voting fruad
Open from Friday 2nd March 2012 to Saturday 2nd March 2013
1 signatures
More funding on research into the neurochemistry of addiction would help crucial understanding all kinds of daily routine, behaviours, motivations
Open from Friday 24th February 2012 to Sunday 24th February 2013
3 signatures
Encourage UK businesses (especially SMEs) to use ecommerce.
Open from Thursday 23rd February 2012 to Saturday 23rd February 2013
1 signatures
Stop corporate branding of historic sights
Open from Friday 23rd March 2012 to Saturday 23rd March 2013
8 signatures
Change course on the economy
Open from Thursday 23rd February 2012 to Thursday 23rd August 2012
1 signatures
Make organ donation a legally binding contract
Open from Friday 24th February 2012 to Sunday 24th February 2013
6 signatures
Stop BT ripping off customers!
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
9 signatures
15 year olds should be allowed access to gyms
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
2 signatures
Longer sentences for convicted stalkers.
Open from Wednesday 22nd February 2012 to Friday 22nd February 2013
9 signatures
Stop telecommunication companies from charging late payment fees for less than 28 days, or adding separate payment fees for alternative payment method
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
2 signatures
A E-Petition To Save The South Yorkshire Police Helicopter And Not Sharing With Leeds and Derbyshire
Open from Wednesday 22nd February 2012 to Friday 22nd February 2013
8 signatures
Enshrine DFID spending commitments in law
Open from Wednesday 22nd February 2012 to Friday 22nd February 2013
3 signatures
Rights for Cetaceans in British Territorial Waters
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
7 signatures
ATM Withdraw Increase
Open from Wednesday 22nd February 2012 to Friday 22nd February 2013
1 signatures
REPLACE FOSSIL FUEL ENERGY FOR RENEWABLE ENERGY
Open from Thursday 23rd February 2012 to Saturday 23rd February 2013
3 signatures
Helping Our Communities Feel Safe
Open from Thursday 15th March 2012 to Friday 15th March 2013
3 signatures
Threaten to withold EU payments if EU fraud does is not tackled.
Open from Wednesday 22nd February 2012 to Friday 22nd February 2013
8 signatures
Prepare a Second supercomputer centre in England.
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
1 signatures
Vote No on changes to the 1988 ITU Treaty
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Tuesday 29th May 2012
7 signatures
ripoff imports not up to ISO or British standerds
Open from Wednesday 22nd February 2012 to Friday 22nd February 2013
4 signatures
Prevent Learner Drivers from using motorways
Open from Tuesday 21st February 2012 to Monday 21st May 2012
4 signatures
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