Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
National Debate on Independence
Open from Monday 26th September 2011 to Wednesday 26th September 2012
7 signatures
Convicted repeat offenders to be sent to conduct charity work in Sudan and Somalia
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
Companies Convicted of Telephone-Hacking should loose all financial benefits
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
2 signatures
Entitlement to Legal Aid
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
3 signatures
reCaptcha
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
8 signatures
Have The Cadet Forces In All UK Schools
Open from Monday 5th September 2011 to Wednesday 5th September 2012
9 signatures
Family accountability for their offspring's crimes
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th February 2012
3 signatures
Effective regulation of the rail network
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
3 signatures
Increase funding given to young offending schemes
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
Give a young person a job in government.
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Friday 18th November 2011
1 signatures
Stop re-newing visas to work in the UK
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
3 signatures
Stronger prison sentences for a conviction of Dangerous Driving and Causing Death by Dangerous Driving
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
9 signatures
Automatic Prison Sentances for carrying a Gun or Knife
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
4 signatures
BBC must answer all FoI questions
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
7 signatures
Flog a hoodie!
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
Lloyds Banking Group to be shut down
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
6 signatures
reduce fuel tax by 50p per litre
Open from Wednesday 14th December 2011 to Friday 14th December 2012
6 signatures
Stop Notting Hill Carnival
Open from Friday 19th August 2011 to Saturday 19th November 2011
5 signatures
Petition against "Blanket Curfews" being put in place.
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
7 signatures
outsourcing interpreting and translation work
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Thursday 17th November 2011
4 signatures
Employment rights for members of the Reserve Forces mobilsed for Active Duty
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
6 signatures
Investigate Rendlesham
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
4 signatures
Amnesty for the Rioters
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Thursday 17th November 2011
5 signatures
Decriminalize Hallucinogenic Mushrooms
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
3 signatures
Changes to NHS Complaint system and excessive GP powers
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
4 signatures
Keep farm vehicles off the roads in rush hour
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Friday 18th May 2012
3 signatures
KEEP TO YOUR LEFT ON THE UNDERGROUND AND IN PUBLIC BUILDINGS
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
7 signatures
Give more power to Trading Standards
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
3 signatures
'free to tweet' freedom of speech on social networking websites
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
7 signatures
Rioters must fund own appeals
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
Offenders to complete high-intensity training project (HIT)
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
Force insurers etc. to recognise family carers
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
2 signatures
Adopt Broken Window (Zero Tolerance) Theory Policing Policies
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
7 signatures
Rioters who are not British are not conducive to UK society and should be deported
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
4 signatures
Free Bus Travel for A-level
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Saturday 1st September 2012
4 signatures
UK to become food and fuel self sufficent
Open from Wednesday 31st August 2011 to Friday 31st August 2012
4 signatures
Ambulance Chasing Lawers
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
6 signatures
please bankrupt the debt and let us restart before its to late
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
6 signatures
Hard Labour and Hot bunking in UK jails
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
Teach Basic Parenting Skills in Schools
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Saturday 1st September 2012
6 signatures
Too broke to worry about riots & social dysfunction
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
2 signatures
Stop Volunteering Replacing Paid Employment
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
5 signatures
Inciting terror on internet
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
Reduce the rate of fuel duties immediately
Open from Tuesday 23rd August 2011 to Thursday 23rd August 2012
2 signatures
ADOPT A ZERO TOLERANCE AGAINST ALL FORMS OF CRIME
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
3 signatures
MORE POLICE OFFICERS TO BE VISIBLE ON THE STREETS OF THE U.K.
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
5 signatures
Positive encouragement should be given towards utilising the benefits of GM and cloned crops (& livestock), otherwise food will be even more expensive
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
7 signatures
Parental involvement in their childs development
Open from Friday 2nd September 2011 to Sunday 2nd September 2012
2 signatures
dvla car tax 3 month licence VED
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
3 signatures
Create/Amend laws to protect those who share files/media online as long as they don't make profit
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Thursday 15th March 2012
1 signatures
Death Certificate Doctors Fees
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
3 signatures
Teach enlightenment as a compulsory subject in schools.
Open from Friday 2nd September 2011 to Sunday 2nd September 2012
3 signatures
Stop insurance and phone companies charging high cancellatin fees
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
6 signatures
EU Expenditure
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
2 signatures
Free Meals Throughout the Year For Children In Low Income Families
Open from Monday 5th September 2011 to Wednesday 5th September 2012
3 signatures
Fair sentencing for MP expense fraudsters and for rioters
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
6 signatures
EFFICIENT MANAGEMENT IN COUNCILS
Open from Friday 19th August 2011 to Saturday 19th November 2011
2 signatures
Open British Courts to TV
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
5 signatures
All convicted in the phone hacking scandals to be sentenced as severely as rioters
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
4 signatures
Have your say where International Development Monies are spent
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th February 2012
1 signatures
Equality - Control Earnings Differentials
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Saturday 1st September 2012
3 signatures
Legalisation of hemp.
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th February 2012
2 signatures
An independent court to look again at MPs expenses theft
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
5 signatures
Asylum seeker's appeals
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
5 signatures
tax reliefor vouchers on travel costs to get to work , including petrol, bus and train.
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
4 signatures
End insurance companies' exemption from Unfair Contract Terms Act
Open from Friday 19th August 2011 to Sunday 19th August 2012
8 signatures
Put the everyone on benefits.
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
4 signatures
Pressure Egyptian Government to Protect Coptic Christians within Egypt
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
8 signatures
BANK CHARGES ARE UNFAIR AND SHOULD BE ALL REFUNDED
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
3 signatures
Voluntary Tax for the Super Rich
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
2 signatures
Abolish the Council Tax and replace with a Local Sales Tax
Open from Friday 19th August 2011 to Sunday 19th August 2012
7 signatures
Abolish the Equality and Human Rights Commission.
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
6 signatures
Higher tax rate should be applied to all income earned above the national average. Then reduce basic rate massively
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
2 signatures
Stop giving one third discount on their sentence to defendants who plead guilty
Open from Friday 19th August 2011 to Sunday 19th August 2012
2 signatures
Ip per gallon increase and abolish Road tax.
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
4 signatures
Investigate phone hacking by the televison channels /companies.
Open from Friday 19th August 2011 to Sunday 19th August 2012
3 signatures
Get Rid of Financial Services Authority (Not Police!)
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
6 signatures
Scientific research for those not working
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
5 signatures
improve e-petition site
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
3 signatures
bring back the stocks
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
8 signatures
Tax Free 'State Pension'
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
6 signatures
County Court Judgements
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
7 signatures
Single Mothers Basic Accommodation
Open from Friday 19th August 2011 to Sunday 19th August 2012
2 signatures
Housing
Open from Friday 19th August 2011 to Sunday 19th February 2012
3 signatures
Revise in immigration and human rights laws
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
6 signatures
Teach children how to act responsibly with firearms
Open from Monday 3rd October 2011 to Wednesday 3rd October 2012
4 signatures
Stop Manufacturers rigging UK prices to consumers
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
6 signatures
Get Rid Of Limescale In Our Water
Open from Friday 19th August 2011 to Sunday 19th August 2012
2 signatures
save our maternity services at salford royal hospital
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th February 2012
3 signatures
House of Lords - Fixed term peerages
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
4 signatures
Abolish the deposit needed to stand for parliament!
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
4 signatures
Prime Minister not to refer to country as 'Broken Britain'
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
6 signatures
Bring back having to have a dog license
Open from Friday 19th August 2011 to Sunday 19th August 2012
9 signatures
Better protection for Fire Service personnel
Open from Friday 19th August 2011 to Sunday 19th August 2012
5 signatures
Time to implement Montessory principals in all schools, for free.
Open from Monday 5th September 2011 to Wednesday 5th September 2012
2 signatures
There should be checks to verify claims by householders to fulfil the criteria to vote in a British election
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
2 signatures
Give young people three options at 16
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
4 signatures
Students, patients and prisoners that are qualified to vote in a British election should vote as constituents of their permanent place of residence
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
2 signatures
Give basic bank accounts the same ATM rights as normal accounts
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
3 signatures
Library books should have a small rental fee
Open from Monday 9th January 2012 to Wednesday 9th January 2013
2 signatures
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