Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
All fines issued by government organisations to go to charity.
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
3 signatures
Convicted rioters should work in chain gangs
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Abolish the Bank of England
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
8 signatures
All birth certificates must include the name of the father before public funds can be claimed of any kind. Each child has the right to be told .
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Wednesday 16th May 2012
5 signatures
Cap MPs wages to 30k and the difference put to the national deficit
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
6 signatures
Review of child benefit
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Tuesday 22nd May 2012
3 signatures
Create a 'Citizen Service'
Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
2 signatures
Introduce Financial Incentive State Schools with a new method of Teaching
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
1 signatures
Has Civil Liberties and Human Rights gone to far?
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
4 signatures
Rioters should do 200 hours public service
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Saturday 1st September 2012
2 signatures
Proper fitting and suitable wigs for patients with hair loss
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
2 signatures
Public sector management salary should be a maximum of 4 times that of their lowest paid employee
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
3 signatures
Harder treatment for violent criminals
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
3 signatures
Unfair Bank Charges - Re visit
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
2 signatures
Create High Street Enterprise Zones
Open from Thursday 22nd December 2011 to Friday 22nd June 2012
1 signatures
Working Tax Credits Change
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
3 signatures
Give Majistrates more power
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
2 signatures
More meaningful sentencing of criminals.
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
3 signatures
Bankers should repay bonuses
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
3 signatures
Public Lashing for Criminals
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Asbo holders to recycle rubbish
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
Tax Relief for First Time Mortgage Payers
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Tuesday 13th March 2012
2 signatures
End the dead end job culture
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Tuesday 15th November 2011
5 signatures
Reduce Stamp Duty for 6 months
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Tuesday 22nd November 2011
4 signatures
Do whatever necessary to narrow the gap between rich and poor.
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
5 signatures
Rapists should be identified no matter what their age is
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
5 signatures
stop paying money to asylum seekers
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
7 signatures
Reduce The Cost Of Housing In The UK
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
5 signatures
Ban Shared Cost Help Lines
Open from Friday 19th August 2011 to Sunday 19th August 2012
2 signatures
Speed up house purchases and stop time wasters and gazumping.
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
9 signatures
Infant formula on prescription
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th February 2012
5 signatures
Change to UK Border Agency
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
Reduce the duty on alcohol for licensed public houses, offset by an increase in duty on supermarket alcoholic sales
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
5 signatures
Amendment to Human Rights Legislation
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
3 signatures
Public Debate on ho best to tackle the problems associated with the recent riots
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th February 2012
1 signatures
Creation of a National Civic Service
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
3 signatures
TO SEEK MULTILATERAL ECONOMIC SANCTIONS AGAINST TAX HAVENS
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
7 signatures
Ban all none uk registered HGV's from overtaking on motorways
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th February 2012
3 signatures
NHS a compensation free zone
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
6 signatures
Frivolous E-Pations ( 2 )
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
3 signatures
introduce public service for all young poeple
Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Wednesday 29th February 2012
2 signatures
A Petition to Stop or Freeze the Government Cutting the Numbers of Police Officers in The UK
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
9 signatures
Implement a three strike law for young offenders
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
4 signatures
VAT abolished and an overhaul of the benefit system
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd February 2012
4 signatures
ban drinking alchol on streets and serving people who have drank enough
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th February 2012
2 signatures
A time for common sense
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
3 signatures
Rolling 1 Year Contracts for All in Public Service and NHS
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
2 signatures
SCRAP THE GOVERNMENTS PLAN FOR ELECTED POLICE CHIEFS
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
4 signatures
Contract out Police Back-office Work
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Our Voices must be heard.
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th February 2012
2 signatures
Form a National Government now
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
5 signatures
Low Tax Home Maintenance
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
1 signatures
Allow foreign citizens to offer guidance to police in UK
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Domesday 2012
Open from Friday 19th August 2011 to Sunday 19th February 2012
3 signatures
Army for convicted rioters
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
6 signatures
Tender of Prison Sentences to other Countries
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
4 signatures
Phagetherapy
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
4 signatures
renewable energy and planning regulations
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
3 signatures
Tackling gang culture
Open from Wednesday 28th September 2011 to Friday 28th September 2012
2 signatures
Clear marking of recyclable waste
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
2 signatures
Re place Human rights act
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
4 signatures
stop all foreign aid and allocate this money to britains police forces
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
6 signatures
Tax should be optional. I dont want any services from the government, and don't want my earnings being given away to all but the people who deserve it
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
3 signatures
Private Security should guard Buckingham Palace
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Close Driving Test Centres and Sell the Land & Buildings
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
social housing should only be allocated to people on the waiting list
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
Allow Licenced hauliers to use red diesel
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
4 signatures
Increase minimum punishment & fines for uninsured and drivers using mobile phones.
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th February 2012
4 signatures
Treat The Church of Scientology as a Criminal Organisation
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
9 signatures
Separate Hospitals to treat substance abusers
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
BACK DAVID CAMERON IN HIS NATIONAL CITIZEN SERVICE
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
4 signatures
Build a responsible respectful society
Open from Friday 30th December 2011 to Friday 30th March 2012
2 signatures
Petition to adopt a three strike jail system.
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
3 signatures
Cut UK Defence Expendature
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
2 signatures
Respect in Education
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
2 signatures
More state funding for the Church of England
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
5 signatures
e-petition management
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
sitings of bus stops
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
4 signatures
Sustain the greater Police presence in post riot England
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Wasting Police Resources
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Abolish the Welfare State
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
5 signatures
All minors found guilty of adult offences including rioting and looting must be tried and sentenced as adults
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Lets get discipline back in schools and get non-vocational courses also back in schools
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
2 signatures
Make Child maintance fairer (means tested if disabled)
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
3 signatures
Continuous assessment of judges and their legal decisions
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
4 signatures
Stop demonising the young, single mothers and benefit clamainants
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
stop members of parliment creating e petitions to get voters
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Ban the "fag break" I am calling on the Government to put in a deadline for people to give up smoking or lose their extra break no one else can have.
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
9 signatures
asylum seekers to be detained while being processed
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
4 signatures
Make the Duke of Edinburgh award scheme compulsory for all students.
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
2 signatures
No compulsory National Service for 16 year-olds
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
3 signatures
An oath for politicians.
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th February 2012
5 signatures
Stop David Cameron from cutting the police budgets
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
8 signatures
State Subsidies for Commercial Renewable Energy Production
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
Have all members of Parliament, below 60, become special constables and perform a minimum amount of hours performing police work
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
community payback
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th February 2012
2 signatures
Increased tax rate for the wealthy
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
6 signatures
Make the rioters work to pay for the damage they caused
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Wednesday 16th November 2011
6 signatures
Peterloo Remembrance Day Public Holiday
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
4 signatures
All new bicycles above £300 to be VAT free
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
3 signatures
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