Tumbleweed Alley

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Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.

This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.

To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.

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• Stop Metering The Internet
  Open from Tuesday 23rd August 2011 to Thursday 23rd August 2012
  4 signatures

• veto user pays
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  2 signatures

• A more equal society.
  Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
  2 signatures

• Banks – Divide & Conquer
  Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
  6 signatures

• More help when made redundant
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  6 signatures

• Pay back benefits once you get a job
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  2 signatures

• Rioters to wear orange suits and clean up Britain
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  2 signatures

• Realign The Criminal Justice System
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  2 signatures

• The Prime Minister and Chancellor to spend time living on Council Estates to improve their understanding of all parts of UK society
  Open from Wednesday 31st August 2011 to Wednesday 30th November 2011
  3 signatures

• Create an offshore prison service for habitual criminals
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  6 signatures

• Introduce a Community National Service
  Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
  6 signatures

• Sex offenders to be electronically tagged
  Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
  7 signatures

• Reintroduction Of Borstals For Youg Offenders
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  3 signatures

• compulsory attendance of parents when their child is in court
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  6 signatures

• Becoming a parent does not give the parent automatic rights to benefits without voluntary education on parenting
  Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
  2 signatures

• Compulsory re-tests for under-25s and over-70s
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  2 signatures

• extending time to claim for injuries in both civil and criminal matters
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  2 signatures

• Make the day of General Elections a Bank Holiday
  Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
  7 signatures

• Renationalisation of the bus industry in the UK
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  8 signatures

• Exclude Offenders from owning mobile telecommunications or accessing social networking
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Wednesday 16th November 2011
  3 signatures

• Juvenile Offender Adult Tariff
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  2 signatures

• Bring In Law to stop Banks Like RBS Charging 91,000% Apr on Unauthorised Borrowing when they are 83% Owned By The Taxpayer.
  Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
  3 signatures

• Engage the disengaged
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  2 signatures

• NO amenity for rioters no matter their age
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  2 signatures

• Support more sustainable and ethical dairy farming through selective breeding
  Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
  5 signatures

• Bullying in School and class disruption. Permanent exclusion
  Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
  4 signatures

• Introduce a Mansion Tax
  Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
  5 signatures

• Community Service for rioters who were damaging property or looting.
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  3 signatures

• Reintroduction of the Birch For Minor Offences
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  3 signatures

• Human Duties & Responsibilities Act
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  3 signatures

• The Government to give away Heroin for free.
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  6 signatures

• Compensation seizure from prisoners
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  5 signatures

• The lost £200million, where has it gone? Public enquiry please.
  Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
  9 signatures

• Over-haul Human Rights Act
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  7 signatures

• Have one universal exam board for all subjects.
  Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th February 2012
  8 signatures

• All Government Credit Card statements should be available to view by the public on the internet.
  Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
  3 signatures

• Encourage people to have smaller families
  Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
  9 signatures

• OUTSOURCE PRISONS TO DEVELOPING NATIONS WHO CAN PROVIDE A MORE COST EFFECTIVE SERVICE.
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th February 2012
  6 signatures

• Britain today
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  3 signatures

• Ban Political Parties
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  5 signatures

• Post Traumatic Stress Disorder improvements in social care, health service and employment rights and social security provisions.
  Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
  9 signatures

• Use Full Proportional Representation For Elections
  Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
  7 signatures

• Remove the VAT on taxable element of fuel
  Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd February 2012
  2 signatures

• Child tax credits/child benefits etc
  Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
  4 signatures

• NO TO JUVINILE ANONYMITY
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  3 signatures

• National Citizen Service; make it opt out instead of opt in
  Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
  4 signatures

• social media safety
  Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
  3 signatures

• Act Now!
  Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
  2 signatures

• reform education system
  Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
  2 signatures

• Residential parking re vamp
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  3 signatures

• FIXED MINIMUM FINES FOR LOOTERS
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  4 signatures

• Public participation in Local Government
  Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
  2 signatures

• MPs who attempted to abuse the expenses system should have their benefits removed
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  5 signatures

• Introduce VAT on Newspaper & non Educational Magazines
  Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
  4 signatures

• Teach Law not Religion
  Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
  5 signatures

• Free University Fees for Legitimate Studies not easy degrees
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  5 signatures

• Not National Service but Community Service
  Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
  7 signatures

• Boot Camp for 10-15 year old law-breakers
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  2 signatures

• Human Responsibilities Act
  Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th February 2012
  2 signatures

• Courts to continue to work longer hours
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  3 signatures

• electors to vote electronically on parlimentary business
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  5 signatures

• Create a Carbon Tax
  Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
  2 signatures

• Jedi should be a recognised religion in the UK
  Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Thursday 17th November 2011
  3 signatures

• Prison for Punishment not Pleasure
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  3 signatures

• Reduce Police Paperwork: Increase the time Police can be out on the streets
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  5 signatures

• MPs to be paid in proportion to economic growth.
  Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
  3 signatures

• NO AMERICAN POLICING HERE
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th February 2012
  5 signatures

• Create a Human Responsibility Act
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  3 signatures

• Sanctions Against Whaling Nations
  Open from Tuesday 23rd August 2011 to Thursday 23rd August 2012
  5 signatures

• Improve access to justice for victims of medical negligence
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  2 signatures

• Ban Cyclists from riding three abreast.
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  4 signatures

• Public sector pension terms and index linking to remain as originally agreed for existing employees and pensions.
  Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
  3 signatures

• THAT BRITAIN SHOULD ADOPT THE EURO
  Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
  4 signatures

• Make it illegal to be able to withold your Telephone number when making a telephone call.
  Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
  6 signatures

• Reduce Council Rates and un needed Council Personnel
  Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
  3 signatures

• Balancing the demands of free market enterprise with wider social responsibility
  Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd February 2012
  4 signatures

• Marginalise stamp duty - make it fair
  Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
  6 signatures

• All new vehicles to be speed restricted
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  5 signatures

• N. H. S. FINANCES - No compensation . Adequate insurance for medical staff . % success rate of operations . No free suscriptions .
  Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
  3 signatures

• Sack Gus O'Donnell
  Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
  7 signatures

• Clean our sewers
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  2 signatures

• Stop Smoking in childrens Park
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  7 signatures

• Stock market for investors and not for speculators
  Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
  4 signatures

• BAN ALL INCINERATORS THAT PRODUCE POWER FROM HOUSEHOULD AND TOXIC WASTE
  Open from Wednesday 31st August 2011 to Friday 31st August 2012
  9 signatures

• prison reform
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  2 signatures

• Send rioters to help charities in famine stricken Africa
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  2 signatures

• pensioner/trainee apprentice scheme
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th February 2012
  2 signatures

• Build new prisons using prison Labor
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
  4 signatures

• Increase taxes for high earners and the banking sector, and use this money to improve youth services and fund job creation
  Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
  4 signatures

• Equipping police officers with video cameras for use as evidence
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  2 signatures

• Publish IN FULL every item of expenditure, by whom, on EVERY Government held credit card ever held
  Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
  3 signatures

• Free prescription lenses on the NHS for every age
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  5 signatures

• leave school from 15yrs providing income tax is being paid
  Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
  2 signatures

• Horse owners should insure their horses for the damage they can cause
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  3 signatures

• To introduce headlights ON anytime
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  6 signatures

• Stop Kids Having Kids
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  6 signatures

• Give More Responsibility To Schools To Prevent Self-Harming
  Open from Wednesday 31st August 2011 to Friday 31st August 2012
  4 signatures

• Bring back the birch as public humiliation/punishment
  Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th February 2012
  7 signatures

• Stop Greedy MPs Cashing In From House Profits
  Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
  5 signatures

• Social Clauses Should Be Added To Mortgage Agreements
  Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
  3 signatures

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