Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Council tenants treated equal to home owners
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
4 signatures
Limit child benefit to those who are maried before their child is born
Open from Tuesday 13th September 2011 to Thursday 13th September 2012
2 signatures
Bring back Grand Juries to replace the CPS
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
8 signatures
Democracy Not Lobby Groups
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
6 signatures
Lower the age of criminal responsibility
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
4 signatures
Single Parent Benefit to be abolished in 5 years!
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
4 signatures
Convicted rioters to lose benefits, moved to hostels and given food stamps
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
2 signatures
Legal Duty to Provide Assistance
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
3 signatures
Assylum seekers only be accepted if they are from neighbouring countries.
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
4 signatures
Restore Family Values
Open from Wednesday 24th August 2011 to Friday 24th August 2012
4 signatures
Petition to ban the use of mobile phones inside the Houses of Parliament
Open from Saturday 13th August 2011 to Monday 13th August 2012
2 signatures
Stop elective home education
Open from Wednesday 24th August 2011 to Friday 24th August 2012
4 signatures
Make future financial sector bailouts subject to a referendum
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
2 signatures
That a life sentence means life
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
6 signatures
Stop paying for the Welsh/Scottish Assemblies
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
8 signatures
SCRAP THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT, DATA PROTECTION ACT ALONG WITH OTHER UNWORKABLE ACTS.
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
4 signatures
Take stronger action to prevent illegal immigrants entering the UK
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
4 signatures
Calls for an Independant Judge Led Enquiry into the Riots & Civil Disobedience
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
2 signatures
Elective physical punishment in place of short prison sentences.
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
Professional Independence
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
9 signatures
Ban Digital Anonymity
Open from Tuesday 23rd August 2011 to Thursday 23rd August 2012
3 signatures
CHANGE THE JOINT ENTERPRISE LAW
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
5 signatures
Law of Common-sense
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
3 signatures
Food not money to the Poor in Africa, handed out by our troops and stop corrupt politicians getting richer.
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
4 signatures
Give the OLYMPIC Council TAX Charges BACK to EVERYONE who paid it
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
6 signatures
criminal conviction = costs of resources and damage caused
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
Abolition of bad credit due to the Credit Crunch
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
2 signatures
Establish Education Skills Development Centres for the Unemployed
Open from Friday 19th August 2011 to Saturday 19th November 2011
8 signatures
THE PARENTS OF ALL CHILREN ATTENDING A COURT OF JUSTICE MUST ATTEND OR BE IN CONTEMPT OF COURT.
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
8 signatures
Build Prisons that Work
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
4 signatures
Stop legalised looting by the Financial Sector
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
7 signatures
Extend the legal duty of care by the police
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
2 signatures
GIVE BACK FUNDING FOR KIDZ YOUNG CARERS PROJECT IN EALING
Open from Wednesday 24th August 2011 to Friday 24th February 2012
2 signatures
the education petition
Open from Wednesday 24th August 2011 to Thursday 24th November 2011
1 signatures
Overseas aid only given to Individuals carrying out long term contraception
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Wind Turbines - Portable Power Generation Act
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
If David Cameron says convicted rioters and vandals will pay for their actions, let them pay with a new vandals tax
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
2 signatures
Review and overhaul of the national speed limit on UK motorways
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
2 signatures
'Dress down fridays' in parliment
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
6 signatures
Abolish Company Tax
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
2 signatures
Misuse of Blue Disability Badges
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
3 signatures
No Taxation without a democratic vote
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
2 signatures
Solar power for Housing assosications and Council tenants
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
3 signatures
Appoint Social Workers to work in each Job Centre to support disabled claimants
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
8 signatures
UK Industrial Regeneration – Motor Industry
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
2 signatures
Closure of Mumbles Coast Guard Station
Open from Monday 12th September 2011 to Monday 12th December 2011
7 signatures
Expel rioters
Open from Wednesday 24th August 2011 to Friday 24th August 2012
3 signatures
Make Logic and Critical Reasoning compulsory at Secondary Level
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
3 signatures
Police Officers Physical Fitness
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
5 signatures
NO benefits of any kind to any single or couple with a salary over £35000 before tax a year combined or not.
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
4 signatures
Change BBC Charter so that half the Trustees are members of the general public
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
7 signatures
amnesty to illegal migrant who have spent atleast five years in the UK and contributed positively to the country
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
5 signatures
Reviews of judgements where the Human Rights Act is involved.
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
3 signatures
Anyone convicted of public damage should be sentenced to cleanup
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Boot Camp Schooling
Open from Wednesday 24th August 2011 to Friday 24th August 2012
4 signatures
Asset of Rioters to be stripped
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Allow all driving Licence holders to have 17.5 tonne entitlement
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
2 signatures
Make all meat and dairy products free range and make stricter guidelines on free range food.
Open from Tuesday 23rd August 2011 to Thursday 23rd August 2012
9 signatures
Give British Citizenship to Foreign Spouses After 10 Years
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
5 signatures
Re-cycling of Brown-field sites
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
5 signatures
Heat Recovery Ventilation Systems
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
6 signatures
sentences for police assault
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
6 signatures
Make parents legally responsible if children are involved in criminal acts.
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
make government, not students, fund disadvantaged student schemes.
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
3 signatures
Recycling Collections For Unusual Items
Open from Wednesday 24th August 2011 to Friday 24th August 2012
2 signatures
CHEAP LABOUR TAX
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
3 signatures
Enshrine Smoker's rights in Law
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
5 signatures
Minimise Legal Fees for Legal Aid
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Enforce Software Guarantees
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
2 signatures
Tax relief on gym membership
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
4 signatures
The NHS needs managers with a medical background.
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
6 signatures
hard labour in russia
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th February 2012
2 signatures
Use internet professionals instead of expensive agencies for government websites
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
2 signatures
Create a maximum national wage
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
6 signatures
We need more CCTV
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
3 signatures
Save Our Police and Armed Forces - Stop the drastic budget cuts to these services our security is being put at risk by the current government
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
6 signatures
cap foreign aid and reduce fuelduty
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
3 signatures
Any home in which a looter lives, should have all valuable items seized unless receipts can be produced
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th February 2012
1 signatures
Reserve Police Force (civilians to call upon in times of trouble)
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
The United Kingdom to have its own version of the Human Rights Act
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Wednesday 16th November 2011
8 signatures
Bring David Cameron Before A Court on a Charge of Murder
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
8 signatures
Conscription for aid
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Parents may be sanctioned in case of juvenile rioters
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Wednesday 16th November 2011
1 signatures
Reduce Cuts to Community Projects and Give More Help To Young People Who Need It Most
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
4 signatures
90p tax bracket for the very wealthy
Open from Tuesday 13th September 2011 to Thursday 13th September 2012
4 signatures
Convicted Rioters to do enforced Community Service
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Wednesday 16th November 2011
5 signatures
Give parents criminal responsibility.
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
6 signatures
Create a mentoring/coaching programme for our wayward children
Open from Wednesday 24th August 2011 to Friday 24th August 2012
2 signatures
Make the charity commision more specialist.
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
Corporal punishment
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Wednesday 16th November 2011
8 signatures
STOP ISSUING BRITISH CITIZENSHIP
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
3 signatures
Reform the criminal justice
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
3 signatures
Make the charity commission more indepenednt of charities by ensuring the CEO and chair are independent.
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
stop medical examintaions for all dissabled benefits
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Tuesday 15th November 2011
6 signatures
Stop legal aide for Treason and/or Terrorist charges
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
4 signatures
Ban from claiming future benefit,if caught falsely claiming
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
3 signatures
Make intelligence services more accountable
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
3 signatures
stop new dla changes and listen to frued reports to save money
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Tuesday 15th November 2011
2 signatures
Anti-Sick Society Laws 2011
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
4 signatures
VICTIMS OF CRIME SHOULD GET MONEY BACH FROM THE CRIMINALS.
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
4 signatures
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