Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
to restrict the use of mobile devices on public transport
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
3 signatures
Cap child maintenance disregard for benefit purposes
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
9 signatures
Close ALL civil service type pension schemes
Open from Thursday 1st March 2012 to Friday 1st March 2013
2 signatures
HMG can direct the 2 banks it has 84% & 41% shareholdings to lend (say) £10bn R/D in nuclear fusion & £40bn to build an airport on the Thames estuary
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
2 signatures
Maintain the House of Lords in its current form
Open from Tuesday 28th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
5 signatures
Improving the A38
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
2 signatures
dismissal of employees
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Friday 7th September 2012
1 signatures
Ban headscarves/burquas in airports and areas of high-level security
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Monday 27th August 2012
3 signatures
Compensate victims who paid hundreds of pounds in cash for having their vehicles released from clamps alleged to be parking on ‘private land’
Open from Monday 27th February 2012 to Wednesday 27th February 2013
3 signatures
planning permision for liverpool heritage market
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st June 2012
1 signatures
Mayors
Open from Friday 2nd March 2012 to Saturday 2nd March 2013
1 signatures
all companies trading in the uk must be registered in the uk
Open from Tuesday 28th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
3 signatures
SAVE THE CLOCKTOWER: Tours of Big Ben should remain free.
Open from Tuesday 28th February 2012 to Tuesday 28th August 2012
5 signatures
International ISP Co-operation and Internet Abuse Prevention
Open from Thursday 1st March 2012 to Friday 1st March 2013
2 signatures
Ban a lender from requiring any customer to pay the lender's legal fees.
Open from Friday 23rd March 2012 to Saturday 23rd March 2013
2 signatures
Change to vehicle lighting regulations for motorway hard shoulders
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
5 signatures
Free Kashmir
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
3 signatures
To create a new Chartered Teacher title with the appropriate oversite body
Open from Thursday 1st March 2012 to Friday 1st March 2013
4 signatures
Introduce recycling bins into town centres
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd June 2012
1 signatures
Dramaticaly Reduce petrol and diesel prices to get the economy moving
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
5 signatures
abolish fuel duty totally
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
6 signatures
Compulsory Hand Cleaning in Hospitals
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
4 signatures
Stop Racist Comments on Youtube
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
2 signatures
STOP child benefits changes in 2013
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 29th November 2012
9 signatures
Reduce fuel duty and stop choking the economy
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Tuesday 29th May 2012
4 signatures
Sociology should be included in the list of ebacc subjects
Open from Thursday 1st March 2012 to Friday 1st March 2013
4 signatures
Cheaper book prices
Open from Friday 2nd March 2012 to Saturday 2nd March 2013
5 signatures
No VAT on Fuel in the UK.
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Wednesday 29th August 2012
8 signatures
Investigate Legislation to remove or reduce nicotine in Cigarettes
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
2 signatures
Do not grant a pardon to Alan Turing
Open from Friday 2nd March 2012 to Saturday 2nd March 2013
1 signatures
Ensure that if Scotland chooses Devomax in a referedum England gets Devomax for England
Open from Friday 2nd March 2012 to Saturday 2nd March 2013
5 signatures
Renew the funding of Enterprise UK
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
1 signatures
Prepare plans to move the UK Civil service back to England if Scotland goes independent.
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
3 signatures
Leap year bank holiday
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Wednesday 29th August 2012
3 signatures
obesity levels
Open from Tuesday 6th March 2012 to Wednesday 6th March 2013
9 signatures
HMG should allocate funds to transform libraries into community centres like adequate access & training for internet, emails, e-books & new IT devices
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
2 signatures
NO to strike action during olympics
Open from Thursday 1st March 2012 to Friday 1st March 2013
5 signatures
10 year mandatory car warranty
Open from Thursday 1st March 2012 to Friday 1st March 2013
2 signatures
Petition to ban the use of venlafaxine, otherwise known as Efexor/Effexor
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
7 signatures
Stop new access A590/Melton Brow[U6097] to Dalton Z00 CUMBRIA
Open from Wednesday 29th February 2012 to Thursday 28th February 2013
2 signatures
Repeal Animal (Scientific Procedures) Act 1986
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Thursday 7th March 2013
9 signatures
Underpaid tax due HMRC Computer Malfunction
Open from Thursday 1st March 2012 to Friday 1st March 2013
3 signatures
Stop the errection on mobile phone masts beside schools
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Friday 21st December 2012
7 signatures
Save the UK - ReduceTaxation upon vehicle Fuel
Open from Friday 2nd March 2012 to Sunday 2nd September 2012
1 signatures
Keep the voting age at 18.
Open from Friday 2nd March 2012 to Saturday 2nd March 2013
5 signatures
TACKLING RACISM IN FOOTBALL
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
3 signatures
Give Offenders A Chance
Open from Tuesday 6th March 2012 to Thursday 6th September 2012
1 signatures
Stop the 20% cuts to sixth form colleges!
Open from Thursday 1st March 2012 to Friday 1st March 2013
5 signatures
More Dedicated Channels On Freeview
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
3 signatures
Healthcare staff should be assessed on their ability to empathise & understand patients’ point of view, circumstances, situation, medical condition
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
3 signatures
Cap profits made by ticket touting
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
2 signatures
Protection for home educated children
Open from Thursday 1st March 2012 to Friday 1st March 2013
4 signatures
Speed up the health bill the NHS needs fixing
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th June 2012
2 signatures
50p Tax Rate to be scrapped.
Open from Friday 2nd March 2012 to Saturday 2nd March 2013
3 signatures
Increase the wages of all frontline emergency service staff by £5000pa
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
5 signatures
Gender equality by statute for the U.K parliament
Open from Friday 2nd March 2012 to Saturday 2nd March 2013
4 signatures
Stop the Beer Duty Escalator before the 2012 budget
Open from Friday 2nd March 2012 to Saturday 2nd June 2012
4 signatures
To treat benefits as taxable earnings
Open from Friday 2nd March 2012 to Saturday 2nd March 2013
5 signatures
The creation of a website for customer reviews (similar to TripAdvisor) for local and central government services
Open from Tuesday 6th March 2012 to Wednesday 6th March 2013
2 signatures
Renew development of the Oxford - Cambridge arc
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
1 signatures
Racism In Football
Open from Friday 23rd March 2012 to Sunday 23rd December 2012
2 signatures
Put warnings on foods where long-term consumption can cause cancer
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
9 signatures
Central UK Open Access Repository
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
2 signatures
Simplify Train Ticket Fares
Open from Friday 2nd March 2012 to Saturday 2nd March 2013
7 signatures
Stop advertising civil service/government jobs in the national press and use internet and local press.
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
3 signatures
Bring in a English business loans and grants scheme.
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
2 signatures
Create a Minister of UK Regional Economic Development
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
1 signatures
To allow money deposited in a Curent Year's Cash ISA to be withdrawn and replaced during that year.
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
4 signatures
Stop paying full time union officials
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
2 signatures
A TRUE peoples decomracy, elect individuals not branded politicals absent of cooperation for the greater good!
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Thursday 7th March 2013
1 signatures
pension surrender
Open from Thursday 15th March 2012 to Friday 15th June 2012
5 signatures
Safeguard Civil Society in Syria
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
2 signatures
make constituency boundaries the same as local authority boundaries
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
7 signatures
Proposed Closure of Beechcroft Care Home West Hallam Derbyshire
Open from Wednesday 28th March 2012 to Thursday 28th March 2013
2 signatures
Reform in Dog Breeding standards and Care
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Thursday 7th March 2013
7 signatures
Driving re-assessment test
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
4 signatures
Buy british made campaign across all industries.
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
6 signatures
fuel prices
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Wednesday 5th September 2012
6 signatures
stop any involvement with argentina
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
4 signatures
Interest rate rise by RBS
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
3 signatures
Collections for recyclable plastics across all local authorites
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd March 2013
6 signatures
Amendment to UN Charter Article 27 (veto power) for Genocide prevention
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
5 signatures
Bring in alternatives to the banks to provide loans /finance for small /medium businesses.
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
3 signatures
Substantially increase the number of Enterprise Zones
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
1 signatures
Invest in Oil from Coal technology
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
2 signatures
Smoking Sucks Campaign
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
7 signatures
force all mortgage lenders to cancel this months SVR increases
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Wednesday 5th September 2012
1 signatures
Halifax bank raising variable mortage rates
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th June 2012
2 signatures
Outlaw offshore contracts
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
7 signatures
Mulbarton Skate Park
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st June 2012
1 signatures
Make public transport state owned across England and Wales
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
9 signatures
Ban cookery on TV and bring back gardening
Open from Friday 23rd March 2012 to Saturday 23rd March 2013
4 signatures
Housing Our Forces
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st March 2013
8 signatures
Commemorate Memory of Polish generals served in Polish Armed Forces under British command in WWII
Open from Friday 13th April 2012 to Saturday 13th April 2013
4 signatures
Change in Tax Allowance for people who continue to work after retirement age.
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Thursday 7th March 2013
9 signatures
For all books, newspapers, magazines and other printed products to be made from recycled paper or sustainable sources
Open from Friday 9th March 2012 to Saturday 9th March 2013
4 signatures
Ban the private use of ID scanners, incl. by pub/clubs
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Wednesday 5th September 2012
1 signatures
VAT - 17.5
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
5 signatures
A-Levels
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
1 signatures
Hold a public enquiry to check for institutional sexism in the judicial system given that 85% of all prisoners are male.
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
2 signatures
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