Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
police special constables
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
3 signatures
Senior Citizens, Statutory Name For People Over 60
Open from Monday 26th March 2012 to Tuesday 26th March 2013
1 signatures
recovery of government administrative cost for social compliance policing
Open from Monday 5th March 2012 to Tuesday 5th March 2013
3 signatures
stop the working tax credits changes stop
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Thursday 7th March 2013
7 signatures
"Desecrated war graves in Libya to be replaced and an apology to be given worldwide
Open from Tuesday 6th March 2012 to Wednesday 6th March 2013
2 signatures
housing for single people and families
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st March 2013
2 signatures
make it illegal to carry flick knifes
Open from Tuesday 6th March 2012 to Wednesday 6th March 2013
3 signatures
Allow infants to the olympics without the need for a 'seated' ticket
Open from Monday 26th March 2012 to Tuesday 26th June 2012
4 signatures
Vauxhall
Open from Tuesday 6th March 2012 to Wednesday 6th June 2012
3 signatures
General Motors
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Thursday 7th June 2012
1 signatures
Bail out United Kingdom
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Friday 7th September 2012
1 signatures
Cyclists for right of way priority on UK roads
Open from Tuesday 6th March 2012 to Wednesday 6th March 2013
5 signatures
The Ethnic Assyrians Of Iraq - British Government Should Pressure Iraqi and Kurdish Authorities to Ensure Their Rights
Open from Tuesday 6th March 2012 to Wednesday 6th March 2013
1 signatures
Referendum within UK on Fiscal or Monetary Union with an Independent Scotland
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Thursday 7th March 2013
6 signatures
Change Child Benefit Payment from Cash to Tokens
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Thursday 7th June 2012
3 signatures
reject preliminary tribunal hearings
Open from Tuesday 6th March 2012 to Wednesday 6th March 2013
1 signatures
Force Airlines to pay Airline Passenger Duty taxes on unused flights to government
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Thursday 7th March 2013
5 signatures
Stop unnecessary fit-to-work assesments for the terminally ill and those disabled with dibilitating, irreversble conditions.
Open from Tuesday 6th March 2012 to Thursday 6th September 2012
3 signatures
Extending ISA protection to shelter money held within an ISA wrapper from care home fees captial assessment.
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Thursday 7th March 2013
3 signatures
digital economy act
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th June 2012
5 signatures
emergency department provision in Leicestershire
Open from Tuesday 6th March 2012 to Wednesday 6th June 2012
1 signatures
Liverpool City backs Liverpool Waters scheme
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Friday 21st September 2012
5 signatures
jobs
Open from Tuesday 6th March 2012 to Wednesday 6th March 2013
4 signatures
Say NO to size ZERO models
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
9 signatures
Against microchipping and neutering of animals
Open from Friday 9th March 2012 to Saturday 9th March 2013
3 signatures
Reduced Ved and Fuel for rural addressed Motorist
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
5 signatures
Slow Down Deforestation In Brazil
Open from Thursday 8th March 2012 to Friday 8th March 2013
5 signatures
Break off diplomatic relations with afghanistan
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Thursday 7th March 2013
2 signatures
New legislation is need for debt collection
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Thursday 7th March 2013
2 signatures
PPI - Banks should be forced to repay 25% fee
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Thursday 7th March 2013
2 signatures
Chinese embassy pressures top London theatre to cancel show
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th June 2012
1 signatures
Legal limit to tax burden
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Thursday 7th March 2013
1 signatures
Save Bersted Cricket Club in Kent from closure.
Open from Tuesday 27th March 2012 to Wednesday 27th March 2013
2 signatures
RE shouldn't be compulsory.
Open from Wednesday 14th March 2012 to Thursday 14th March 2013
4 signatures
British government should step in and help with Kony campaign
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st June 2012
1 signatures
End the Deficit Overnight
Open from Thursday 8th March 2012 to Friday 8th March 2013
3 signatures
Make developing UK trade and business the first priority of any UK government.
Open from Friday 9th March 2012 to Saturday 9th March 2013
3 signatures
give unemployed choice between work programme and training course
Open from Wednesday 7th March 2012 to Thursday 7th March 2013
8 signatures
to give everyone that owns a house free solar panels
Open from Thursday 8th March 2012 to Saturday 8th September 2012
2 signatures
Stop Banks Raising Stardard Variable Rate (SVR)
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Wednesday 12th September 2012
2 signatures
Loosen firearm ownership and purchase laws
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
7 signatures
Stop paying rich land owners the EU farming subsidy
Open from Friday 9th March 2012 to Saturday 9th March 2013
7 signatures
Democratic Republic of Congo, Stop the killing of People
Open from Wednesday 14th March 2012 to Thursday 14th March 2013
3 signatures
Introduce recycling bins into Oakham
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd March 2013
4 signatures
Remove VAT on essentials items e.g. Toilet Rolls
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
4 signatures
Investigating corporate practices into use of charity work
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
2 signatures
Prime Minister to personally meet all returning war dead
Open from Friday 9th March 2012 to Saturday 9th March 2013
8 signatures
Simplification of UK self-assessment tax returns
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
2 signatures
Abolish borders in Britain and create a single, truly unified nation.
Open from Friday 9th March 2012 to Saturday 9th March 2013
3 signatures
Abolish local councils
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st June 2012
1 signatures
Stop Nationalised Banking Groups Bailed Out & Owned By The Taxpayer Increasing Mortgage Rates
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Wednesday 12th September 2012
4 signatures
Overseas recruitment for UK jobs should be banned
Open from Friday 9th March 2012 to Saturday 9th March 2013
4 signatures
Restore Bus Service Operators Grant to the full amount
Open from Friday 9th March 2012 to Saturday 9th March 2013
5 signatures
stop three years tax free for immigrants
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th June 2012
3 signatures
SAVE OUR PARKS
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st June 2012
7 signatures
Cap income tax at £100,000 to vastly increase tax revenue
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
2 signatures
Review Sickness Policies for Employees Diagnosed with Cancer
Open from Friday 9th March 2012 to Saturday 9th March 2013
6 signatures
In support of the clinical commissioning clauses in the Health and Social Care Bill
Open from Tuesday 13th March 2012 to Thursday 13th December 2012
1 signatures
Stop universities discriminating against independent schools
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
3 signatures
Campaign to raise awareness of global warming
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
9 signatures
Outlaw Wale and Dolphan killings in the Sea and Oceans
Open from Monday 19th March 2012 to Tuesday 19th March 2013
4 signatures
NHS trusts should not deny treatments based on the BMI.
Open from Tuesday 13th March 2012 to Wednesday 13th March 2013
7 signatures
Raise the voting age to 21
Open from Tuesday 13th March 2012 to Wednesday 13th March 2013
4 signatures
A new smoking ban
Open from Thursday 15th March 2012 to Friday 15th March 2013
8 signatures
Ban Alcohol on TV
Open from Thursday 15th March 2012 to Saturday 15th September 2012
5 signatures
acknowledge the existence of reversible conditions caused by testosterone deficiency.
Open from Tuesday 13th March 2012 to Wednesday 13th March 2013
2 signatures
Abolish Ofcom, Ofsted and Ofgem
Open from Tuesday 3rd April 2012 to Wednesday 3rd October 2012
2 signatures
spare parts for retail products
Open from Tuesday 13th March 2012 to Wednesday 13th March 2013
2 signatures
Name streets using the names of those who have fallen in Iraq and Afghanistan to honour and remember them.
Open from Thursday 29th March 2012 to Friday 29th March 2013
4 signatures
Under the counter sale of cigarettes in supermarkets
Open from Tuesday 13th March 2012 to Wednesday 13th March 2013
3 signatures
Make Landlords liable for council tax and rates for properties they own not the tennants
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
4 signatures
Put the EU into school syllabus
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
1 signatures
Respond to the Kony Campaign with reference to the children without parental care
Open from Wednesday 14th March 2012 to Thursday 14th March 2013
4 signatures
income levy on joint family income above £100,000
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
1 signatures
Introduce Endangered Species into the UK
Open from Monday 19th March 2012 to Tuesday 19th March 2013
2 signatures
Have no legal definition of or reference to 'marriage'; allow any couple a civil partnership
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd March 2013
6 signatures
Let Paraplegics Walk Again Through Investment in New Technology
Open from Tuesday 13th March 2012 to Thursday 13th September 2012
1 signatures
Removal of MPs whose behaviour is found to not merit the trust and responsbility required in a public servant.
Open from Friday 16th March 2012 to Saturday 16th March 2013
4 signatures
repeal the Computer Misuse Act
Open from Thursday 15th March 2012 to Friday 15th March 2013
3 signatures
UK benefits should not be paid to those that take up residence in another country
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
5 signatures
MPs who have drunk any alcohol must be barred from voting in the House of Commons
Open from Thursday 15th March 2012 to Friday 15th March 2013
6 signatures
Please introduce an annual check up for ovarian cancer for all women.
Open from Tuesday 13th March 2012 to Thursday 13th September 2012
4 signatures
set the limit to £50.0000 on child benifit on the combined income of both parants
Open from Tuesday 13th March 2012 to Wednesday 13th March 2013
2 signatures
supermarket car parks
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
8 signatures
scrap the law that now allows temp agency's to be full time employers in there own right
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
2 signatures
Make it law for all UK companies to use at least 25% recycled or sustainably sourced resources in the production of their products.
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd March 2013
4 signatures
Free Flu Jabs for Teachers
Open from Tuesday 13th March 2012 to Wednesday 13th June 2012
2 signatures
For UK currency to be made using recycled materials
Open from Tuesday 13th March 2012 to Wednesday 13th March 2013
4 signatures
plastic brits in the olympics
Open from Friday 23rd March 2012 to Saturday 23rd June 2012
1 signatures
domestic abuser program
Open from Tuesday 13th March 2012 to Wednesday 13th March 2013
3 signatures
Ask the people if this is what they believed they were voting for
Open from Tuesday 13th March 2012 to Wednesday 13th March 2013
2 signatures
nursery charges when children sick
Open from Monday 12th March 2012 to Tuesday 12th March 2013
6 signatures
Provide adequate resources (supervision, immigrant e-ID cards, etc) to control immigration & ensure retrospective correction of past UKBA blunders
Open from Wednesday 14th March 2012 to Thursday 14th March 2013
8 signatures
Independant Investigation into Retail Section of RBS/ Natwest.
Open from Tuesday 13th March 2012 to Wednesday 13th March 2013
2 signatures
Learn from PC Rathband - Funding to empower the disabled
Open from Tuesday 13th March 2012 to Wednesday 13th March 2013
1 signatures
Lack of transport in rural communities
Open from Friday 16th March 2012 to Saturday 16th March 2013
8 signatures
If council tenants get 75K off purchase price we should get 75K tax relief
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st March 2013
3 signatures
Change the Name of The Disabled Students Allowance
Open from Wednesday 14th March 2012 to Thursday 14th March 2013
3 signatures
Drop the NewBuy scheme
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Friday 21st September 2012
2 signatures
Legislation for Water Companies to refund Water rates during hose-pipe bans
Open from Tuesday 20th March 2012 to Wednesday 20th June 2012
1 signatures
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