Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Make e-petitions the forefront of ideas on a blog
Open from Wednesday 2nd November 2011 to Friday 2nd November 2012
2 signatures
Instigate harsh penalties against the BBC until they start reporting impartially
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Wednesday 1st February 2012
7 signatures
HMG should consider culling badgers, pigeons, foxes, grey squirrels etc that destroy the food chains and habitat of other beneficial species
Open from Wednesday 2nd November 2011 to Friday 2nd November 2012
7 signatures
Should children be given etiquette lessons in schools?
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Tuesday 1st May 2012
1 signatures
Increase of the 'final mile' arrangement between Royal Mail and private delivery companies
Open from Wednesday 2nd November 2011 to Friday 2nd November 2012
5 signatures
Cap civil service pensions at £30,000
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
9 signatures
DRUGS
Open from Thursday 2nd February 2012 to Saturday 2nd February 2013
4 signatures
respecting our war dead
Open from Wednesday 2nd November 2011 to Friday 2nd November 2012
2 signatures
More funding for Young Homelessness
Open from Monday 7th November 2011 to Tuesday 7th February 2012
2 signatures
Supporting more young homeless people
Open from Monday 7th November 2011 to Wednesday 7th November 2012
6 signatures
st christophers hospice please help sick kides live longer
Open from Wednesday 2nd November 2011 to Thursday 2nd February 2012
2 signatures
Increase Financial Support for St Christophers Hospice
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Friday 16th March 2012
2 signatures
Theatre for young people
Open from Wednesday 2nd November 2011 to Friday 2nd November 2012
7 signatures
Stable Funding For Magpie Dance Charity.
Open from Wednesday 2nd November 2011 to Friday 2nd November 2012
5 signatures
End the Prince of Wales's power of consent over draft legislation
Open from Wednesday 2nd November 2011 to Friday 2nd November 2012
7 signatures
Only give Child Benefit to the first 2 children
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
9 signatures
Add the cost of Third Party Car Insurance to fuel.
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
5 signatures
Job Creation
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
1 signatures
taking the government to court over theft from the driving public
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
3 signatures
Tax unhealthy food subsidise healthy food
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
5 signatures
Do not end the Summer University in deprived boroughs.
Open from Tuesday 8th November 2011 to Thursday 8th November 2012
2 signatures
The govt to require energy companies to provide a detailed breakdown of costs to consumers of green taxes and subsidies for renewables in their bills.
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
5 signatures
repeal sexual orientation regulations 2007
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
2 signatures
Interest rates and pensioners
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
7 signatures
End sex discrimination of children's toys and clothes
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
6 signatures
United states of Europe
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
7 signatures
Lives Not Knives
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
1 signatures
Add more holidays and days off for students
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
1 signatures
able to vote at 15
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
2 signatures
changing the law of joint enterprise
Open from Monday 14th November 2011 to Wednesday 14th November 2012
2 signatures
Abolish Coalition Governments
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
3 signatures
NATIONAL TRUST LAND OPEN ALL YEAR
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
2 signatures
Who would police the police? Complaints procedure against the police should involve an element of lay members from the very beginning
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
3 signatures
Increase Teachers Pay!!!
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
8 signatures
Scrap the HSBC secure key
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
7 signatures
Re-nationalize all utillitys
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
9 signatures
Abolish the British Empire Medal.
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
3 signatures
Abolish all common law crimes
Open from Thursday 3rd November 2011 to Saturday 3rd November 2012
2 signatures
Using psychological profiling techniques in airports & border control to prevent terrorism, hijacking, piracy should not be considered discriminatory
Open from Thursday 3rd November 2011 to Saturday 3rd November 2012
2 signatures
Greed Tax
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
8 signatures
Protection of British merchant ships in known high risk areas
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
3 signatures
People on Invadity Benefits should pay towards houing costs
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
2 signatures
Abolish MI5 and MI6
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Tuesday 31st July 2012
1 signatures
Queen's Jubilee Medal - not the British Empire Medal
Open from Friday 4th November 2011 to Friday 4th May 2012
4 signatures
Change Local Government Funding by Abolishing Council Tax
Open from Monday 7th November 2011 to Wednesday 7th November 2012
3 signatures
Split up the BBC
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
2 signatures
Single train fares should be 50% in cost of a return fare
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
6 signatures
The House of Lords elected by lottery
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Sunday 16th December 2012
5 signatures
No to BST and CET
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
5 signatures
VAT 5% on insulation, 20% on energy
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Wednesday 1st February 2012
1 signatures
Every household with more than 2 cars should pay a higher road tax
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
2 signatures
Make domestic football highlights free for UK citizens to watch
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Monday 30th April 2012
2 signatures
used quantative easing to help permanently disabled people
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Sunday 16th December 2012
1 signatures
MPs
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
2 signatures
Convict parents who continuously feed junk food to their obese children
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
3 signatures
Make an `Enterprise Training Week` compulsory in further and higher education.
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
7 signatures
Allow 16 & 17 year olds to buy Non Alcoholic beer & wine.
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
2 signatures
Reduce VAT to at least 15%
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
2 signatures
Public, televised question time for politicians
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
2 signatures
Ofcom should distribute specrum fairly amoung mobile phone networks. Especially the Three network who did not receive the free 900MHz frequency.
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
3 signatures
Dartford Crossing - motorcycle toll
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
6 signatures
ABOLISH ROAD TAX
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
3 signatures
Freephone number for lost & stolen cards
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Tuesday 31st January 2012
3 signatures
Bring Back Concorde or Build new ones
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
7 signatures
Police misconduct and disciplinary hearings to beld in public
Open from Thursday 3rd November 2011 to Saturday 3rd November 2012
5 signatures
mental health employees to show accountability toward their client base
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
2 signatures
stop aid to non uk countries
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Tuesday 31st July 2012
4 signatures
Truthful transparency in describing the length of a prison sentencee
Open from Thursday 3rd November 2011 to Saturday 3rd November 2012
6 signatures
Stop companies from advertising misleading interest rates
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
3 signatures
Criminal Justice and the Home Office Circulars adherance
Open from Monday 7th November 2011 to Wednesday 7th November 2012
2 signatures
Debate on the potential creation of a Commonwealth Free Trade Zone
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
5 signatures
individual benefit entitlement
Open from Monday 19th December 2011 to Wednesday 19th December 2012
2 signatures
STOP OUR TAXES FUNDING THE UNIONS/LABOURPARTY
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
8 signatures
Stop the UK's time being put forward one hour for 3 years
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
3 signatures
Mp's Should Debate Fuel Costs NOW Not Say They're Too Busy
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
3 signatures
Reduce the chances of a UK nationalist from spontaneously combusting.
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
2 signatures
No cartoon cereal mascots
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
2 signatures
There should be a debate on the huge rise in directors pay
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
7 signatures
Equality for men in the Monarchy
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
4 signatures
Repeal/Amend Occupiers Liability Act 1984
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
5 signatures
Suspend stamp duty for 12 months
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
5 signatures
Ban large political donations from FTSE 250 companies
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
3 signatures
Do not switch off Ceefax when digital switch-over is complete
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
8 signatures
British waters for British fishing boats
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
9 signatures
Support for renewable energy. Onshore
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
6 signatures
The media should cover peaceful protests properly
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
3 signatures
Keep your promise of making Britain a world leader in combating human trafficking
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
9 signatures
Equal legal responsibilies for all road users
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
2 signatures
UK Sovereignty and the NATO Treaty
Open from Monday 7th November 2011 to Wednesday 7th November 2012
6 signatures
Financial Trasition tax
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Monday 30th April 2012
2 signatures
Remove Julian Assange from the UK
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Monday 30th April 2012
1 signatures
all members of Parliament should should be made to do work experience in school, hospitals etc
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
3 signatures
Reform Welfare Benefit and Save Money
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
4 signatures
Remove exclusivity for Journalists at London Olympics
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
7 signatures
Student Housing and Energy Efficiency
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
6 signatures
Non-taxable Overtime
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
2 signatures
LAWFULLY STOP THE BURNING OF FLAGS, HOLY BOOKS OR REMEMBRANCE SYMBOLS
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
3 signatures
Ex MP Resettlement grants
Open from Tuesday 1st November 2011 to Thursday 1st November 2012
2 signatures
Exempt from income and council tax the immediate next-of-kin of armed forces personnel killed in action
Open from Monday 31st October 2011 to Wednesday 31st October 2012
2 signatures
Electric qota per household
Open from Friday 28th October 2011 to Sunday 28th October 2012
2 signatures
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