Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS to find and bring to trial those Whitehall people who used their computers to slur Hillsboro fans.
Open from Wednesday 21st May 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
5 signatures
Ban cyclists from wearing headphones
Open from Monday 28th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
8 signatures
Tell America to stop trying to own the Internet!
Open from Wednesday 30th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
4 signatures
Childcare cost added to CMS' calculation
Open from Tuesday 29th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
2 signatures
Limit New Housing Developments on Bradford-on-Avon Green Belt
Open from Tuesday 6th May 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
6 signatures
Young Offender Institutes, in essence prisons, should not be used for 15-17 year olds
Open from Monday 28th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
2 signatures
Make classical music appreciation a part of the national curriculum in primary schools
Open from Thursday 1st May 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
1 signatures
Teach all police officer's about epileptic seizures so no more innocent people end up in cells.
Open from Monday 28th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
2 signatures
Any British Citizen should be able to countersign passport application
Open from Monday 28th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
5 signatures
Where are all the jobs the coalition promised?
Open from Friday 25th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
1 signatures
Fairer Admission Charges to Sites of British Heritage
Open from Monday 12th May 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
3 signatures
Ban the climbing and pollution of Mount Everest
Open from Friday 25th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
3 signatures
Government to view gypsies with benefits and then tell us that immigrants can t get benefits after a few days
Open from Friday 25th April 2014 to Friday 25th July 2014
3 signatures
More government action to help Newham out of poverty
Open from Tuesday 6th May 2014 to Wednesday 6th August 2014
1 signatures
Nature or bust
Open from Thursday 15th May 2014 to Friday 15th August 2014
2 signatures
Bishops should remain in the House of Lords and the number of lords spiritual should be increased.
Open from Monday 19th May 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
2 signatures
changing the law on making false allegations
Open from Friday 25th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
9 signatures
Crown Estate Homes be transferred to Councils
Open from Friday 25th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
5 signatures
Introduce a New Form of National Service (National Caring Service)
Open from Friday 25th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
2 signatures
Coin2 to be accepted by the Bank of England as currency
Open from Friday 25th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
1 signatures
Stop Right To Buy Of Council Housing
Open from Tuesday 6th May 2014 to Thursday 6th November 2014
5 signatures
Change Citizenship Criteria
Open from Friday 25th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
3 signatures
Ban The Cull of Seals And Other Pinniped Species
Open from Thursday 24th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
7 signatures
Stop Development On Grassland On Roseneath Rd
Open from Tuesday 6th May 2014 to Wednesday 6th August 2014
1 signatures
Ammendment to the Employment Rights Act 1996
Open from Thursday 24th April 2014 to Friday 24th October 2014
2 signatures
INTRODUCE LAWS to limit the hourly charge that lawyers can make to the same rate as the national minimum wage.
Open from Friday 25th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
1 signatures
breast cancer drug
Open from Friday 25th April 2014 to Saturday 25th October 2014
6 signatures
Stricter Sentencing for Viewing Images of Child Sexual Abuse
Open from Friday 25th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
9 signatures
Tax break for workers
Open from Thursday 24th April 2014 to Friday 24th October 2014
2 signatures
ban all fishing
Open from Thursday 24th April 2014 to Thursday 24th July 2014
2 signatures
UK Asylum process for Scottish arrivals
Open from Friday 25th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
6 signatures
Swearing ...against ones will
Open from Thursday 24th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
1 signatures
Bring back trams to Britain's cities
Open from Friday 25th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
5 signatures
Calorie Clinic Needed Now
Open from Thursday 24th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
1 signatures
Lie detector tests for all witnesses in criminal prosecutions
Open from Thursday 24th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
3 signatures
Stop housing developments on green field sites
Open from Tuesday 6th May 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
6 signatures
UK residents with foreign registered vehicles
Open from Friday 25th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
7 signatures
Enact a law to prevent union officials getting paid when their members are on strike
Open from Thursday 24th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
4 signatures
Ban most motor vehicles from central London.
Open from Wednesday 23rd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
3 signatures
For the people who die before reaching retirement age, if they have paid adequate NHI should funeral expenses in lieu of pension
Open from Wednesday 23rd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
3 signatures
S.I.A Badge
Open from Wednesday 23rd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
4 signatures
Stock market manipulation
Open from Thursday 24th April 2014 to Thursday 24th July 2014
2 signatures
tax on bonuses to be seperate to income tax
Open from Wednesday 23rd April 2014 to Thursday 23rd October 2014
3 signatures
Black box flight recorder
Open from Friday 25th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
3 signatures
Alzchiermers hospital
Open from Wednesday 23rd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
3 signatures
Credit Data Entry Pre-notification
Open from Wednesday 23rd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
1 signatures
Operation: Reparation
Open from Wednesday 23rd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
1 signatures
Skin Care Products and VAT
Open from Thursday 24th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
1 signatures
Campaign to stop women smoking during pregnancy
Open from Wednesday 23rd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
3 signatures
Make it illegal to demand the government stops the tide coming in. (Floods are not the responsibility of the Prime Minister, despite misconceptions)
Open from Thursday 24th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
2 signatures
Stop CAPITA sending harrassing letters to people who don't require a licence, and wasting licence-payer's money on those cruel demand letters
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
3 signatures
Amendment to Mental Health Act 2007
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Tuesday 22nd July 2014
2 signatures
Immediate UK Intervention in the Central African Republic
Open from Tuesday 27th May 2014 to Wednesday 27th August 2014
1 signatures
Obesity -make it compulsory for restaurants to put caloric information on the menus
Open from Wednesday 23rd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
3 signatures
Legalise harrassment that is a warning
Open from Wednesday 23rd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
1 signatures
Outlaw Charges for itemised billing & Cheque Payments
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
4 signatures
Outlaw Presumed Consent
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
2 signatures
Pre-Notice of Adverse Data
Open from Thursday 22nd May 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
2 signatures
MAKE THE NEW COMPANIES REGISTER REALLY REALLY USEFUL.
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
1 signatures
Percentage of Inheritance tax to be paid DIRECTLY to NHS
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Wednesday 22nd October 2014
1 signatures
Scrap current coinage due to its obscene and unusual design, revert to previous.
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
7 signatures
Ban Mobility Scooters or Allow Segways
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
8 signatures
Creating an economic recovery in a British setting
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
1 signatures
Closed British Consular against British nationals caught up during the economic downturn
Open from Thursday 24th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
1 signatures
Religious observations
Open from Wednesday 23rd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
2 signatures
Make Northern irish, Scottish and English banknotes legal tender all over uk
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Tuesday 22nd July 2014
2 signatures
Ban Easter Trading & keep Easter Sunday a Family Day
Open from Wednesday 21st May 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
3 signatures
Remove Ocean Road Traffic Lights
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Tuesday 22nd July 2014
6 signatures
Compensate Tenants if the landlord ends the Tenancy early
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
2 signatures
Allow garden centre and b&q open Easter Sunday
Open from Thursday 24th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
2 signatures
Stop allowing Landlords to end secured Tanancy early
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
3 signatures
All political parties should be able to oppose the Speaker, whoever they may be, in a general election.
Open from Thursday 29th May 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
6 signatures
commercial loans lack of legislation
Open from Wednesday 23rd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
3 signatures
should scotland vote for independance no ships for the royal navy should be built there saving those already under construction.
Open from Wednesday 28th May 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
5 signatures
Commission proper social skills tuition and situation resolution, affordable for all
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
2 signatures
Employment and Support Allowance and Disablity Leave
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
6 signatures
Drink driving, breathalyser should count at roadside, when offence took place
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
1 signatures
Passwords are a security risk
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
3 signatures
CONDUCT A PUBLIC INQUIRY into why senior NHS managers are protected from the consequences of their actions, even when they break the law.
Open from Thursday 15th May 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
5 signatures
Rename the Independent Police Complaints Commission to remove confusion over 'IPCC'
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Wednesday 22nd October 2014
9 signatures
be able to request recipts through csa
Open from Friday 16th May 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
2 signatures
Change streetlight coulor from orange to blue
Open from Thursday 24th April 2014 to Friday 24th October 2014
3 signatures
Take Dwarf Caiman off of the DWA Act of 1976
Open from Thursday 24th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
2 signatures
Introduction of Capacity Regulations on the Railway Network
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
8 signatures
change street lighting from yellow to white the war is over
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
2 signatures
Ban religious discrimination in primary school entry
Open from Thursday 24th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
7 signatures
Set a 50mph speed limit for all lorries over 3 tons on duel carriageways and motorways and ban lorries from overtaking
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
4 signatures
Automate the London underground
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Tuesday 22nd July 2014
2 signatures
Amend the local Government Act 1972
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
1 signatures
Reduce the Motorway speed limit to 60mph
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
5 signatures
Retain the union of church and state
Open from Wednesday 21st May 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
5 signatures
Ban Lorry Drivers from driving during rush hour periods
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
9 signatures
Anti microbial materials for NHS equipment.
Open from Tuesday 22nd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
3 signatures
Support plenum assembly and direct democracy in Bosnia Herzegovina
Open from Wednesday 23rd April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
7 signatures
put health warnings on alcohol
Open from Thursday 17th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
5 signatures
Make it illegal for employers to advertise job vacancies without specifying the rate of pay being offered.
Open from Wednesday 16th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
9 signatures
Accurate energy bills.
Open from Thursday 17th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
2 signatures
Amendment to Protection from Harassment Act 1997
Open from Thursday 17th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
4 signatures
Change the way sex education is taught in schools.
Open from Thursday 17th April 2014 to Saturday 17th January 2015
8 signatures
Watershed for Music and Music Videos
Open from Wednesday 16th April 2014 to Monday 30th March 2015
5 signatures
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