Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
fine cyclists not using cycle lanes
Open from Thursday 15th September 2011 to Saturday 15th September 2012
6 signatures
Unemployment Benefits should be based on the number of NI contributions made over a working life.
Open from Thursday 22nd September 2011 to Saturday 22nd September 2012
7 signatures
Extra £5 tax per year from all taxpayers to catch tax dodgers
Open from Tuesday 27th September 2011 to Thursday 27th September 2012
2 signatures
Overstayers and illegal immigrants; new law needed.
Open from Tuesday 20th September 2011 to Thursday 20th September 2012
2 signatures
Ban nickel in clothing
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Monday 19th March 2012
3 signatures
Mandatory Jail Term for Employers paying less than National Minimum Wage (NMW)
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
3 signatures
Put a Made in England/Scotland/Wales Flag on each nations products.
Open from Friday 16th September 2011 to Sunday 16th September 2012
4 signatures
Regulatory body for people's representatives
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
1 signatures
LEGEND Ken Jones Statue
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
2 signatures
Sell off BBC local radio stations
Open from Friday 16th September 2011 to Sunday 16th September 2012
3 signatures
Allopathic medicine and the health of the NHS
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
5 signatures
stop companys charging you when you use a credit or debit card
Open from Friday 16th September 2011 to Sunday 16th September 2012
6 signatures
For the UK and Yemen to sign an extradition treaty
Open from Friday 16th September 2011 to Sunday 16th September 2012
8 signatures
Abnormal loads on the road
Open from Friday 23rd September 2011 to Sunday 23rd September 2012
2 signatures
Finish building all the half built houses across the UK
Open from Thursday 22nd September 2011 to Saturday 22nd September 2012
4 signatures
National Railcard
Open from Friday 23rd September 2011 to Sunday 23rd September 2012
5 signatures
Legislate to prevent breweries' strangle hold over beer prices in tied pubs.
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
9 signatures
Replace postal votes with online and telephone voting
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
6 signatures
Stop Children's Homes Being Scraped
Open from Wednesday 21st September 2011 to Friday 21st September 2012
3 signatures
All sports professionals must learn how to be diplomatic.
Open from Friday 16th September 2011 to Sunday 16th September 2012
1 signatures
Benefit Fraud
Open from Tuesday 20th September 2011 to Tuesday 20th March 2012
2 signatures
Link MPs salary to the national minimum wage
Open from Monday 3rd October 2011 to Wednesday 3rd October 2012
6 signatures
Cyberstalking by deliberately & maliciously posting online unfounded libellous accusations causing distress or inciting crimes should be made illegal
Open from Friday 16th September 2011 to Sunday 16th September 2012
4 signatures
To get the goverment to look into the food prices in the UK.
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
5 signatures
AVOIDANCE OF UNNECESSARY WARS-RESUBMISSION
Open from Monday 3rd October 2011 to Tuesday 3rd July 2012
2 signatures
TV OPT-OUT
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
7 signatures
Camera's on schools
Open from Thursday 29th September 2011 to Friday 29th June 2012
2 signatures
Colour coding of medicine bottle lids.
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
2 signatures
Womens FA Cup Finals
Open from Friday 16th September 2011 to Friday 16th March 2012
2 signatures
Award inconsiderate parkers TWO Penalty Points
Open from Friday 23rd September 2011 to Saturday 23rd June 2012
2 signatures
Pay people weekly
Open from Tuesday 27th September 2011 to Thursday 27th September 2012
3 signatures
MP's salaries to be capped at £20,000
Open from Tuesday 20th September 2011 to Thursday 20th September 2012
6 signatures
Not to cut funding to UK Science.
Open from Tuesday 27th September 2011 to Thursday 27th September 2012
7 signatures
To allow local communities to definitively reject any public or private building development in their area if they so wish
Open from Thursday 22nd September 2011 to Saturday 22nd September 2012
4 signatures
protect 18 rated games from censorship
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
3 signatures
Invest in fibre optic broadband for residential consumers
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Monday 19th March 2012
9 signatures
Ban advertising by accident claim specialists
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
7 signatures
Direct elections for prime minister and cabinet
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
3 signatures
Halve fuel duty
Open from Tuesday 27th September 2011 to Thursday 27th September 2012
7 signatures
The right to buy your council house remove the discount limit
Open from Thursday 22nd September 2011 to Saturday 22nd September 2012
2 signatures
That the British Government should invest in the Falkland Island oil industry.
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
3 signatures
Force Negligent Drivers to Drive Mopeds
Open from Friday 23rd September 2011 to Sunday 23rd September 2012
3 signatures
canning
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
6 signatures
Petition for the allowence for women to serve frontline roles
Open from Thursday 13th October 2011 to Saturday 13th October 2012
4 signatures
Payment of fines
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
2 signatures
Petition for the government to lobby FIFA, UEFA and the FA to abolish penalty kicks in football during normal play
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
3 signatures
Ban the sale of halogen spotlamps for use in residential and commercial buildings
Open from Wednesday 21st September 2011 to Friday 21st September 2012
2 signatures
Cycling Safety
Open from Friday 23rd September 2011 to Sunday 23rd September 2012
5 signatures
SI Games forcing people to download alternative software to play Football Manager 2012.
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Monday 19th December 2011
8 signatures
Restrict car engine size to 1000cc to newly qualified drivers for 1year
Open from Friday 23rd September 2011 to Sunday 23rd September 2012
6 signatures
Newly qualified teenage car drivers should not be able to give lifts to other teenagerss
Open from Wednesday 28th September 2011 to Friday 28th September 2012
3 signatures
Ban the use of private explosives
Open from Tuesday 20th September 2011 to Thursday 20th September 2012
4 signatures
Phonics in schools
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
2 signatures
instant ban for using phone whilst driving
Open from Friday 23rd September 2011 to Sunday 23rd September 2012
9 signatures
End the Anti-Competitive Monopoly of Live Broadcast Sport and Other Events.
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
2 signatures
Money for Forces Charities, not War.
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
3 signatures
Minimum Requirements For MP Cabinet Post Candidates
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
2 signatures
Accountability
Open from Friday 23rd September 2011 to Sunday 23rd September 2012
2 signatures
Bring back 100% mortgages
Open from Wednesday 28th September 2011 to Friday 28th September 2012
7 signatures
Police Powers
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
2 signatures
Ban spraypaints and large marker pens
Open from Tuesday 20th September 2011 to Thursday 20th September 2012
2 signatures
Driving test only in English or Welsh
Open from Friday 23rd September 2011 to Sunday 23rd September 2012
6 signatures
Social housing
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
4 signatures
Ensure Common Law is respected
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
3 signatures
MP's Travelling expenses limits
Open from Tuesday 20th September 2011 to Thursday 20th September 2012
4 signatures
Prohibit Wind Farm Construction traffic from using narrow single track country lanes
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Sunday 16th December 2012
2 signatures
All men should recieve free treatment for baldness on the NHS the same way women can
Open from Monday 26th September 2011 to Wednesday 26th September 2012
3 signatures
Prohibit Wind Farm Construction traffic from using narrow single track country lanes
Open from Friday 23rd September 2011 to Sunday 23rd September 2012
5 signatures
Encourage the construction of more "pumped storage" electricity generation facilities
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
2 signatures
Keep the Standards Board for England
Open from Thursday 22nd September 2011 to Saturday 22nd September 2012
2 signatures
People working on roads should only be able to work at night.
Open from Friday 23rd September 2011 to Friday 23rd December 2011
3 signatures
Dale Farm Discrimination
Open from Thursday 22nd September 2011 to Saturday 22nd September 2012
3 signatures
Link taxable fuel benefit for company cars to the actual private miles driven
Open from Friday 30th September 2011 to Sunday 30th September 2012
4 signatures
The Royal British Legion are not selling poppies in certain areas on Nov 11 this year. This is because some minorities say that it will upset them.
Open from Wednesday 9th November 2011 to Thursday 9th February 2012
9 signatures
Voting Ban For Elected Officials Who Have Been Jailed
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
3 signatures
Reduce the charges for customers with NO Gas and on Economy Seven electricity
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
2 signatures
fairness on sick benefit
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
9 signatures
Better Abortion Education in Secondary Schools
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
5 signatures
Reset council tax single person discounts each year
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
2 signatures
Reform The Marriage Act 1989
Open from Tuesday 20th September 2011 to Tuesday 20th March 2012
2 signatures
Gypsies should be allowed to live in Dale farm
Open from Thursday 22nd September 2011 to Thursday 22nd March 2012
2 signatures
The use of non-biodegradeable plastic bags should be outlawed
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
5 signatures
Create an EU-wide alcohol in blood limit
Open from Friday 23rd September 2011 to Sunday 23rd September 2012
1 signatures
Is "Economy Seven" Electricity Tarriff a rip -off
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
2 signatures
The use of lethal force by householders on burglars should be discouraged
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
2 signatures
Only top Universities (not College of Higher/Further Education, or bogus colleges) SHOULD accept those on student visas
Open from Tuesday 20th September 2011 to Thursday 20th September 2012
6 signatures
CSA can't add up! Absent parents are charged double!!
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
4 signatures
No Prison Phones
Open from Monday 19th September 2011 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
4 signatures
Horse Riders to clean up their horses mess on public paths
Open from Wednesday 21st September 2011 to Friday 21st September 2012
9 signatures
Political Activity in the UK
Open from Wednesday 21st September 2011 to Friday 21st September 2012
2 signatures
2 PRISONERS PER CELL
Open from Tuesday 20th September 2011 to Thursday 20th September 2012
3 signatures
A Better Informed Public
Open from Tuesday 20th September 2011 to Tuesday 20th March 2012
2 signatures
Ban HGV's on Sundays
Open from Friday 23rd September 2011 to Sunday 23rd September 2012
2 signatures
The Racism Shield
Open from Tuesday 20th September 2011 to Tuesday 20th December 2011
3 signatures
LEAVE TRAVELLERS ALONE!
Open from Thursday 22nd September 2011 to Thursday 22nd December 2011
1 signatures
British coinage to be issued with previous Monarchs' portraits
Open from Friday 30th September 2011 to Sunday 30th September 2012
3 signatures
November 11th - 2 minutes silence everywhere
Open from Tuesday 20th September 2011 to Thursday 20th September 2012
7 signatures
Littering from motor vehicles - 3 points on your licence
Open from Monday 10th October 2011 to Wednesday 10th October 2012
6 signatures
Ban Phonics In Schools
Open from Tuesday 20th September 2011 to Thursday 20th September 2012
2 signatures
Let's Make Better Use of Our Roads (and TV Comedians)
Open from Friday 23rd September 2011 to Sunday 23rd September 2012
2 signatures
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