Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Require Operators of Care Homes or Sheltered Accommodation to grant permission to residents to keep a pet unless certain circumstances apply.
Open from Wednesday 28th March 2012 to Thursday 28th March 2013
5 signatures
5% VAT at the fuel pumps
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Saturday 22nd September 2012
3 signatures
Calling on the home secretary to review UKBA decision to remove Scotland's College highly trust status
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd June 2012
6 signatures
Stop Government penalising Middle Income earners with tax and benefit policy changes
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Friday 21st September 2012
1 signatures
Increase motorway capacity by making people drive properly on them
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st March 2013
6 signatures
FTB help to purchase ANY house- stimulate housing market
Open from Tuesday 27th March 2012 to Wednesday 27th March 2013
7 signatures
Against new proposed costly tax statements
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Friday 21st September 2012
1 signatures
Permanent removal of a child from their parents should only be decided by a judge not magistrates
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd March 2013
3 signatures
Change City Status decision process
Open from Tuesday 20th March 2012 to Wednesday 20th March 2013
1 signatures
Test on criminals not innocent animals
Open from Monday 26th March 2012 to Wednesday 26th September 2012
9 signatures
Change the National Anthem to "Barwick Green", theme from "The Archers"
Open from Friday 23rd March 2012 to Saturday 23rd March 2013
7 signatures
Spend Royal Mail's pension fund windfall on Infrastructure
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st March 2013
3 signatures
money from the government to go to buliding and managing youth clubs
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st March 2013
3 signatures
Reduce fuel duty on goods vehicles so that rising fuel costs do not affect the cost of essential goods
Open from Monday 2nd April 2012 to Tuesday 2nd April 2013
6 signatures
Victims of Crime to be considered in Court & for a better Compensation Payment System
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd March 2013
2 signatures
Sinking Carbon
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd March 2013
3 signatures
Take action against internet 'trolls'
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd March 2013
7 signatures
private hire licencing
Open from Tuesday 20th March 2012 to Wednesday 20th June 2012
1 signatures
Prime Minister's Questions
Open from Friday 23rd March 2012 to Sunday 23rd September 2012
1 signatures
Free 2 hr Parking in Town Centres paid for by Tescos & Co
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st March 2013
4 signatures
Creation of a Socialist State
Open from Tuesday 20th March 2012 to Wednesday 20th March 2013
4 signatures
Stop providing mass translation services for foreign nationals
Open from Tuesday 20th March 2012 to Thursday 20th September 2012
4 signatures
Give home nations priority when purchasing goods and services
Open from Tuesday 20th March 2012 to Wednesday 20th March 2013
4 signatures
The legality of acts by UK citizens abroad, if legal in that country, should be accepted as legal if that act did not take place in UK
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd March 2013
2 signatures
Living wage instead of tax credits
Open from Tuesday 20th March 2012 to Wednesday 20th March 2013
6 signatures
Recognition for Frontline Troops
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st March 2013
5 signatures
Ugandas Oil for the Ugandan People.
Open from Monday 26th March 2012 to Wednesday 26th December 2012
2 signatures
create school leavers employment
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st March 2013
5 signatures
Lords Spiritual
Open from Friday 23rd March 2012 to Saturday 23rd June 2012
3 signatures
Make Britian an Exporting Nation AGAIN
Open from Tuesday 20th March 2012 to Wednesday 20th March 2013
2 signatures
Driving age 21
Open from Wednesday 19th December 2012 to Tuesday 19th March 2013
3 signatures
MEANS TEST ALL BENEFITS INCLUDING FREE BUSS PASS, TV LICENCE, PRESCRIPTIONS, DLA/AA, WINTER FUEL. HELP THE POOR, NOT THE RICH
Open from Tuesday 20th March 2012 to Wednesday 20th March 2013
9 signatures
Data protection stop all overseas call centres
Open from Friday 23rd March 2012 to Sunday 23rd September 2012
2 signatures
Stop selling off British Infrastructure
Open from Tuesday 20th March 2012 to Wednesday 20th March 2013
9 signatures
Stop the BBC losing the rights to the Grand National
Open from Friday 23rd March 2012 to Saturday 23rd March 2013
2 signatures
Cuts should be lessened to 16-18 year olds' education
Open from Monday 19th March 2012 to Tuesday 19th March 2013
4 signatures
Ban 'Let Him Die' Chant at football games
Open from Tuesday 24th April 2012 to Wednesday 24th April 2013
2 signatures
Sort Labour Ward Out At Queen Alexandra Hospital In Hampshire
Open from Tuesday 20th March 2012 to Thursday 20th December 2012
7 signatures
Finacial institutions to be limited to offer one Cash ISA rate
Open from Monday 19th March 2012 to Tuesday 19th March 2013
4 signatures
water concervation
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd March 2013
3 signatures
intermediate health system for disabled children becoming adults
Open from Tuesday 20th March 2012 to Wednesday 20th March 2013
3 signatures
Bring back any UK taxpayer funded jobs back to England in preparation for Scotland independence.
Open from Tuesday 20th March 2012 to Wednesday 20th March 2013
4 signatures
national pay rates
Open from Monday 19th March 2012 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
2 signatures
Jobs for teenagers!
Open from Tuesday 3rd April 2012 to Wednesday 3rd October 2012
1 signatures
Dog Licence of £100 Except OAP's
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd March 2013
6 signatures
As the most senior servants of the people, let MP's pay mirror that of the private sector in their constituencies.
Open from Monday 19th March 2012 to Tuesday 19th March 2013
3 signatures
Privatise the £100m National Audit Office
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st March 2013
1 signatures
Stop the legislation that will ban smoking in cars
Open from Tuesday 20th March 2012 to Wednesday 20th March 2013
7 signatures
Reduce the paperwork Foundation Stage teachers
Open from Monday 19th March 2012 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
2 signatures
Mr
Open from Friday 23rd March 2012 to Saturday 23rd March 2013
2 signatures
local pay setting for public sector workers
Open from Monday 19th March 2012 to Tuesday 19th March 2013
1 signatures
Allow the BBC to advertise
Open from Friday 23rd March 2012 to Saturday 23rd March 2013
4 signatures
Maintain national public pay rates
Open from Monday 19th March 2012 to Tuesday 19th June 2012
4 signatures
Urgent! Chancellor should not cut 50% tax rate next week.
Open from Monday 19th March 2012 to Tuesday 19th June 2012
1 signatures
Making calls to the HMRC from a mobile should be reasonably priced
Open from Tuesday 20th March 2012 to Wednesday 20th March 2013
2 signatures
Appoint a Pro-Police, Competent Home Secretary
Open from Monday 19th March 2012 to Wednesday 19th September 2012
7 signatures
Restore Home to Duty allowance to voluntary cadet force staff.
Open from Tuesday 20th March 2012 to Thursday 20th September 2012
3 signatures
End diagnosis of mental health conditions in children and adolescents
Open from Tuesday 20th March 2012 to Wednesday 20th March 2013
4 signatures
COUNCIL HOUSE BATHROOM/KITCHEN REPLACEMENTS WASTING MONEY
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st March 2013
6 signatures
Rejection of the proposal to replace terms 'husband', 'wife', 'bridegroom' and 'bride' on official documents
Open from Thursday 26th April 2012 to Friday 26th October 2012
1 signatures
All subscriptions should be as easy to cancel as they are to start.
Open from Friday 23rd March 2012 to Saturday 23rd March 2013
7 signatures
Exclusive and ring-fenced NHS TAX levied on scipts
Open from Monday 19th March 2012 to Tuesday 19th March 2013
1 signatures
Rebate on Water Rates for single people
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd March 2013
5 signatures
reduce DLA for obesity
Open from Friday 16th March 2012 to Saturday 16th March 2013
5 signatures
car drivers to ride pillion on a motorcycle to improve awareness of dangers to motorcyclists
Open from Friday 16th March 2012 to Saturday 16th March 2013
4 signatures
Change the Guilty Plea system to prevent Court and Jury Time wasting.
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd March 2013
8 signatures
Let customers choose where to have their FREE water meter fitted
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd March 2013
2 signatures
Ban all Mobile Phones from the work place (especially hospitals)
Open from Wednesday 28th March 2012 to Thursday 28th March 2013
3 signatures
Creation of a tort of breach of privacy
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd March 2013
7 signatures
winter fuel payments for ex pats
Open from Friday 16th March 2012 to Saturday 16th March 2013
9 signatures
Save Furnival Drive park in Burscough! Improve it instead!
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st March 2013
4 signatures
Stop childtrafficking! its child slavery!
Open from Friday 16th March 2012 to Saturday 16th June 2012
5 signatures
MPs and Ministers to telecommute instead of travel where possible
Open from Friday 16th March 2012 to Saturday 16th March 2013
2 signatures
Prisoners to have more equal rights
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd March 2013
8 signatures
Mayors
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st June 2012
1 signatures
limit number of betting games on a single domain website
Open from Friday 23rd March 2012 to Saturday 23rd June 2012
1 signatures
bring back betting tax
Open from Monday 19th March 2012 to Tuesday 19th June 2012
2 signatures
Increase funding for UK roads to bring them up to a drivable standard
Open from Friday 16th March 2012 to Saturday 16th March 2013
6 signatures
Benefits changes
Open from Thursday 15th March 2012 to Saturday 15th September 2012
4 signatures
National grid for water distribution.
Open from Wednesday 21st March 2012 to Thursday 21st March 2013
7 signatures
Save the Red Phone Box
Open from Friday 23rd March 2012 to Saturday 23rd March 2013
5 signatures
Schulze method voting system
Open from Friday 16th March 2012 to Saturday 16th March 2013
3 signatures
Luck of separate changing facilities in primary schools
Open from Thursday 15th March 2012 to Friday 15th March 2013
7 signatures
When a politician switches allegiance to a political party during their elected term, they should immediately resign and seek a new mandate.
Open from Thursday 15th March 2012 to Friday 15th March 2013
4 signatures
against county council cuts in northamptonshire for the stroke association
Open from Thursday 15th March 2012 to Saturday 15th September 2012
7 signatures
Tax companies that offshore jobs
Open from Thursday 15th March 2012 to Friday 15th March 2013
7 signatures
Stop Blue Badge holders from being charged twice for parking
Open from Wednesday 14th March 2012 to Friday 14th September 2012
9 signatures
ChangeOurSchools
Open from Thursday 15th March 2012 to Friday 15th March 2013
8 signatures
Dissolve all links with America if a Christian fundamentalist is elected president
Open from Wednesday 14th March 2012 to Thursday 14th March 2013
2 signatures
compulsory DNA testing at birth, to prove paternity
Open from Wednesday 14th March 2012 to Thursday 14th March 2013
6 signatures
PARENTS ONLY
Open from Tuesday 27th March 2012 to Wednesday 27th March 2013
6 signatures
First time speeding Offenses, should carry less points.
Open from Wednesday 14th March 2012 to Thursday 14th March 2013
2 signatures
Stop the imprisionment of innocent medical workers in Bahrain.
Open from Wednesday 14th March 2012 to Thursday 14th March 2013
7 signatures
Regional Parliaments
Open from Friday 16th March 2012 to Saturday 16th March 2013
1 signatures
All bankers bonuses should be compulsorily donated to the NHS
Open from Thursday 15th March 2012 to Saturday 15th September 2012
1 signatures
Abolishing the law that won't name criminals because of their age & legal reasons
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd March 2013
6 signatures
Should Scotland chose independence, HMG should ensure strict Scottish border checks on all migrants entering rest of UK to prevent illegal immigration
Open from Friday 16th March 2012 to Saturday 16th March 2013
8 signatures
Recyclable Nappies
Open from Thursday 22nd March 2012 to Friday 22nd March 2013
5 signatures
Increase the benefits to Wales for providing drinking water to other parts of the UK
Open from Friday 27th April 2012 to Saturday 27th October 2012
1 signatures
Skin Deep workforce
Open from Tuesday 13th March 2012 to Wednesday 13th March 2013
9 signatures
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