Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Bring rents down for commercial premises in St Helens
Open from Tuesday 5th February 2013 to Wednesday 5th February 2014
4 signatures
Stop using tax-payers money on Police cold-cases.
Open from Monday 4th February 2013 to Tuesday 4th February 2014
1 signatures
Tax significant profits on house sales
Open from Monday 4th February 2013 to Tuesday 4th February 2014
3 signatures
Change the 16 year old biker's restriction from 50cc/30mph to 100cc/60mph
Open from Monday 4th February 2013 to Tuesday 4th February 2014
5 signatures
scrapping the theory test
Open from Monday 4th February 2013 to Tuesday 4th February 2014
7 signatures
Abolish Elected Mayors
Open from Tuesday 5th February 2013 to Wednesday 5th February 2014
6 signatures
Save the Penny Coin
Open from Monday 4th February 2013 to Tuesday 4th February 2014
2 signatures
Copyright amendment for Satire, Parodies and better fair use.
Open from Wednesday 6th February 2013 to Thursday 6th February 2014
2 signatures
Rangers Football Club
Open from Monday 4th February 2013 to Sunday 4th August 2013
2 signatures
AFRICA
Open from Tuesday 5th February 2013 to Wednesday 5th February 2014
3 signatures
Unemployed need to be kept active.
Open from Monday 4th February 2013 to Tuesday 4th February 2014
5 signatures
Reduce Childminder Fees to Help Working Families
Open from Thursday 28th February 2013 to Friday 28th February 2014
2 signatures
Fixed rents in all 1 bedroom poperties, Fixed rents in all 2 bedroom properties, Fixed rents in all 3 bedroom properties and so on.
Open from Tuesday 5th February 2013 to Sunday 5th May 2013
2 signatures
Prevent the Privatisation of the Government Pipeline and storage system
Open from Monday 4th February 2013 to Tuesday 4th February 2014
7 signatures
Baby Hunger Outbreak in Hong Kong, International Aid Requested
Open from Monday 4th February 2013 to Saturday 4th May 2013
2 signatures
Stop Vans parking in Residential Streets
Open from Friday 1st February 2013 to Wednesday 1st May 2013
6 signatures
End the misuse of statistics when deciding on education policy.
Open from Thursday 7th February 2013 to Friday 7th February 2014
2 signatures
BYOD(Bring your own device)
Open from Thursday 31st January 2013 to Tuesday 30th April 2013
1 signatures
The judiciary to be prevented from carrying out unmediated judicial reviews
Open from Friday 1st February 2013 to Saturday 1st February 2014
6 signatures
No income tax under 40k
Open from Friday 1st February 2013 to Saturday 1st February 2014
6 signatures
UWSP to be a government funded organisation.
Open from Thursday 31st January 2013 to Friday 31st January 2014
2 signatures
Moral Business Code
Open from Friday 1st February 2013 to Saturday 1st February 2014
3 signatures
reduce tax on petrol inline with north america.
Open from Thursday 31st January 2013 to Friday 31st January 2014
5 signatures
Honest information about gambling in adverts
Open from Thursday 31st January 2013 to Friday 31st January 2014
2 signatures
Legally have any person working with food to have a food safety certificate
Open from Friday 1st February 2013 to Friday 1st November 2013
2 signatures
Asylum seekers to pay for prescriptions
Open from Thursday 31st January 2013 to Friday 31st January 2014
9 signatures
No horror on television before 8pm
Open from Thursday 31st January 2013 to Friday 31st January 2014
4 signatures
Real Rights – Not Paper Lies.
Open from Friday 1st February 2013 to Saturday 1st February 2014
2 signatures
End fuel and alcohol duty.
Open from Thursday 31st January 2013 to Friday 31st January 2014
4 signatures
St. Albans Hospital - Car Parking Charges
Open from Thursday 31st January 2013 to Tuesday 30th April 2013
7 signatures
Remove VAT on stationery for full-time students
Open from Thursday 31st January 2013 to Friday 31st January 2014
2 signatures
Make cyclists safer on the road
Open from Monday 4th February 2013 to Tuesday 4th February 2014
3 signatures
judicial review of benefits of membership of the eec
Open from Wednesday 6th February 2013 to Thursday 6th February 2014
2 signatures
MALI - No involvement for British troops
Open from Monday 4th February 2013 to Tuesday 4th February 2014
5 signatures
why stop under 16s from becoming more responsible?
Open from Thursday 7th February 2013 to Friday 7th February 2014
2 signatures
wikipedia
Open from Thursday 31st January 2013 to Friday 31st January 2014
3 signatures
The term 'Goyim' to be accepted as a discriminating reference to those of non-jewish heritage under the The Race Relations Act 1976
Open from Wednesday 6th February 2013 to Thursday 6th February 2014
2 signatures
Government Funding? What is going on?
Open from Monday 4th February 2013 to Sunday 4th August 2013
2 signatures
Seaford Council turn our lights back on
Open from Wednesday 6th February 2013 to Thursday 6th February 2014
7 signatures
Ringfence bicycle VAT to fund school bike training and safety awareness
Open from Wednesday 30th January 2013 to Thursday 30th January 2014
4 signatures
Free dental care for people with the hereditary condition dento~genesis imperfecta
Open from Wednesday 30th January 2013 to Thursday 30th January 2014
5 signatures
Force Under 18's to Use Social Networking Responsibly
Open from Friday 1st February 2013 to Saturday 1st February 2014
3 signatures
Cancel the fizzy drinks tax
Open from Thursday 31st January 2013 to Friday 31st January 2014
5 signatures
Benefits Recipents To Receive Cash Not Card Payments
Open from Thursday 31st January 2013 to Friday 31st January 2014
4 signatures
Make all foods have full ingredients listed including sources of ingredients
Open from Wednesday 30th January 2013 to Thursday 30th January 2014
9 signatures
Direct Election of European Commissioners
Open from Wednesday 30th January 2013 to Thursday 30th January 2014
4 signatures
Implement in full the recommendations of the Culture Media and Sport Committe's Football Governance report
Open from Thursday 31st January 2013 to Tuesday 30th April 2013
7 signatures
limit benifits to a 1% rise every two years
Open from Thursday 31st January 2013 to Friday 31st January 2014
4 signatures
Keep British Forces out of Africa
Open from Wednesday 30th January 2013 to Thursday 30th January 2014
2 signatures
No More Turbines at Hillhead of Auquhirie
Open from Tuesday 5th February 2013 to Sunday 5th May 2013
4 signatures
Benefits to be payed monthly!
Open from Tuesday 29th January 2013 to Wednesday 29th January 2014
3 signatures
Automatic 10 year prison sentance if your caught carry a gun
Open from Wednesday 30th January 2013 to Thursday 30th January 2014
6 signatures
Ability to charge government departments for our wasted time
Open from Monday 4th February 2013 to Tuesday 4th February 2014
4 signatures
Legalizing Voluntary Euthanasia
Open from Tuesday 29th January 2013 to Monday 29th April 2013
7 signatures
Compulsory membership for betting establishments
Open from Thursday 31st January 2013 to Friday 31st January 2014
7 signatures
Profits from hospital car park charges should be given back to the hospital
Open from Tuesday 29th January 2013 to Wednesday 29th January 2014
9 signatures
Revoke the Charter of the Bank of England and have the Government create its own debt free currency
Open from Wednesday 30th January 2013 to Thursday 30th January 2014
5 signatures
legal aid available only for criminal offences
Open from Tuesday 29th January 2013 to Wednesday 29th January 2014
2 signatures
Hand Over Road Repairs from Kent County Council to Local Borough Council
Open from Tuesday 29th January 2013 to Wednesday 29th January 2014
2 signatures
Implement a national alert system
Open from Friday 1st February 2013 to Saturday 1st February 2014
3 signatures
Make driving while being chased by a police car a murder attempt offence
Open from Monday 4th February 2013 to Saturday 4th May 2013
2 signatures
Portsmouth Football Club
Open from Tuesday 29th January 2013 to Wednesday 29th January 2014
2 signatures
power rip off companys
Open from Wednesday 30th January 2013 to Thursday 30th January 2014
2 signatures
Guaranteed Job Interview Scheme for the Long Term Unemployed
Open from Tuesday 29th January 2013 to Wednesday 29th January 2014
9 signatures
Improve the police services fitness requirments to improve the service
Open from Monday 4th February 2013 to Tuesday 4th February 2014
3 signatures
Replace the Union Jack with the national flag of England
Open from Tuesday 29th January 2013 to Wednesday 29th January 2014
3 signatures
Save the Peterbus Service
Open from Monday 28th January 2013 to Tuesday 28th January 2014
3 signatures
Make state pension a % of MPs salary
Open from Tuesday 29th January 2013 to Wednesday 29th January 2014
8 signatures
Big Society, Big European Debate...or Bread and Butter Issues..?
Open from Tuesday 29th January 2013 to Wednesday 29th January 2014
2 signatures
Limit Police Cautions
Open from Monday 28th January 2013 to Tuesday 28th January 2014
7 signatures
Flashing speed of car before going through speed camera
Open from Monday 28th January 2013 to Tuesday 28th January 2014
5 signatures
Outlawing Paedophile Information Exchange
Open from Monday 28th January 2013 to Tuesday 28th January 2014
9 signatures
lottery
Open from Tuesday 29th January 2013 to Wednesday 29th January 2014
2 signatures
Restrictions on M'P's and their families holding outside interests.
Open from Wednesday 30th January 2013 to Thursday 30th January 2014
2 signatures
Ban restrictions on natural medication - cannabis etc
Open from Monday 28th January 2013 to Tuesday 28th January 2014
8 signatures
Force Face Book to Take Down All Graphic and Violent photos and postings
Open from Tuesday 29th January 2013 to Monday 29th July 2013
4 signatures
Real Monarchy
Open from Friday 1st February 2013 to Saturday 1st February 2014
3 signatures
Objection to redevelopment of Kelvin Way Open Space IL1 - West Bromwich - West Midlands
Open from Monday 28th January 2013 to Sunday 28th July 2013
2 signatures
For the unemployed to maintain public highways
Open from Monday 28th January 2013 to Tuesday 28th January 2014
3 signatures
adopt insurance and MOT windscreen stickers
Open from Monday 28th January 2013 to Tuesday 28th January 2014
5 signatures
eu membership needing cost analysis and benefit
Open from Thursday 31st January 2013 to Friday 31st January 2014
7 signatures
When you give GBP1000.00p to families on GBP50,000.00p, also give the same amount to employees on less than GBP26,000.00p
Open from Tuesday 29th January 2013 to Wednesday 29th January 2014
4 signatures
Sack European Commission budget fixers
Open from Thursday 31st January 2013 to Friday 31st January 2014
2 signatures
childcare - Abolish the four to one rule
Open from Wednesday 27th February 2013 to Thursday 27th February 2014
6 signatures
Hardcore catch should have higher funding and be taught in schools
Open from Tuesday 29th January 2013 to Wednesday 29th January 2014
3 signatures
Heat our roads to avoid snow chaos
Open from Monday 28th January 2013 to Tuesday 28th January 2014
3 signatures
continence awareness day
Open from Monday 28th January 2013 to Tuesday 28th January 2014
5 signatures
FULL EMPLOYMENT
Open from Tuesday 29th January 2013 to Wednesday 29th January 2014
2 signatures
Bible Based Government
Open from Monday 28th January 2013 to Tuesday 28th January 2014
2 signatures
MP's and Ministers of State should reply to all letters and emails
Open from Friday 1st February 2013 to Saturday 1st February 2014
4 signatures
stop hill farm primary school going to a academy
Open from Thursday 7th March 2013 to Saturday 7th September 2013
1 signatures
Recession - double dip and more
Open from Tuesday 29th January 2013 to Wednesday 29th January 2014
1 signatures
Reconstitution of the London Borough of Hornsey
Open from Tuesday 29th January 2013 to Wednesday 29th January 2014
1 signatures
Make it mandatory for householders to clear the snow from paths outside their homes
Open from Friday 25th January 2013 to Thursday 25th July 2013
6 signatures
Take steps to ensure that any 'energy' fine imposed on the UK by Brussels is paid out of the existing foreign aid allocation.
Open from Tuesday 5th February 2013 to Wednesday 5th February 2014
4 signatures
Increase prison terms for hit and run drivers
Open from Friday 25th January 2013 to Saturday 25th January 2014
9 signatures
Pull our troops out of Afghanistan and send the government there instead
Open from Monday 28th January 2013 to Tuesday 28th January 2014
3 signatures
Put speed limiters on all Vans larger than cars
Open from Friday 25th January 2013 to Saturday 25th January 2014
8 signatures
Make it illegal for the details of taxpayer funded compensation payments to be kept secret.
Open from Friday 25th January 2013 to Saturday 25th January 2014
4 signatures
maternity allowance and self employed
Open from Friday 25th January 2013 to Friday 25th October 2013
3 signatures
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