Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Cap Property Prices to bring them back to affordibility
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
3 signatures
Bring Back Independent Retailers
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
3 signatures
Accoutability of the Courts
Open from Friday 12th August 2011 to Sunday 12th August 2012
4 signatures
cut EU funding by 10% and use for education
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
3 signatures
Public Sector Pay (Higher Management)
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Thursday 17th May 2012
7 signatures
Give tax payers a year off after paying for 20 years
Open from Tuesday 24th January 2012 to Thursday 24th January 2013
3 signatures
End Hunger Now
Open from Monday 8th August 2011 to Wednesday 8th August 2012
6 signatures
Include RE in EBac
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
6 signatures
MAKE ALL ESSENTIAL AND UNDER PERFORMING CALL CENTRES FREEPHONE
Open from Monday 12th September 2011 to Monday 12th December 2011
4 signatures
Reduce income tax increase vat
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
2 signatures
Create new 'Wealth tax' for certain jobs like stock brokers
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
5 signatures
Police charities more effectively and give the charity comission more powers.
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Lower MPs wages by the Retail Price index each year
Open from Tuesday 9th August 2011 to Thursday 9th August 2012
8 signatures
Prison Reform
Open from Wednesday 10th August 2011 to Friday 10th February 2012
7 signatures
Pay MORE than the Prime Minister's salary
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Investigate whether journalists at the BBC ever hacked into people's phones etc.
Open from Monday 8th August 2011 to Wednesday 8th August 2012
3 signatures
Reduce the cost of electricity
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
9 signatures
Make full-time the postion of Prime Minister
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
5 signatures
Future sustainability and survival
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
2 signatures
Wage Gap - Increase prevention
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th February 2012
4 signatures
Mutualise the banks and run them in their customers' and the national interest
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th February 2012
2 signatures
Reform top-rate tax: replace 60% and 50% rates with 45% rate from £100k
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
2 signatures
Change Bank of England to Bank of Great Britain
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
5 signatures
Introduction of a new Punishment Tax
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
2 signatures
That political parties must declare their coalition partners before the election
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
3 signatures
Prevent government interference in Private pensions to reduce the amount that can be paid
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
4 signatures
Create a lower top speed for HGV on motorways.
Open from Monday 8th August 2011 to Wednesday 8th August 2012
3 signatures
Government to investigate why crimes against children result in shorter sentences than those against adults
Open from Wednesday 10th August 2011 to Friday 10th August 2012
5 signatures
BLUE BADGE SCHEME FOR THE SIGHT IMPAIRED
Open from Monday 8th August 2011 to Wednesday 8th August 2012
6 signatures
Right to fair hearing in employment disputes for civil servants
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
4 signatures
Consituency residency for parliamentary candidates
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
5 signatures
Restoration of Crown Immunity
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
3 signatures
Remove all constraints on growing industrial hemp in UK
Open from Monday 22nd August 2011 to Wednesday 22nd August 2012
6 signatures
SPEED UP CONVEYANCING
Open from Friday 12th August 2011 to Sunday 12th August 2012
3 signatures
Discrimination in the OPA is cleared up
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Make Student Loans available for part-time Foundation Degree course
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
3 signatures
Limit on public sector wages
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
5 signatures
Private pension reform required to protect all
Open from Monday 8th August 2011 to Wednesday 8th August 2012
5 signatures
Justice for the descendents of Tyneham Village
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
8 signatures
Put homless people in Convicts homes whilst there in prison
Open from Wednesday 10th August 2011 to Friday 10th August 2012
4 signatures
Restrict Water Charges for People on Low Incomes
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
3 signatures
Ban "high-density" Developments in the UK
Open from Wednesday 10th August 2011 to Friday 10th February 2012
8 signatures
Expand the scope of the East Coast Rail Franchise
Open from Monday 8th August 2011 to Wednesday 8th August 2012
2 signatures
Global Debt Cancellation
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Tuesday 15th November 2011
3 signatures
Private Developers
Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
2 signatures
HGV Weekend motorway travel restriction
Open from Monday 8th August 2011 to Wednesday 8th August 2012
5 signatures
MP's Must work outside the Public sector
Open from Tuesday 9th August 2011 to Thursday 9th August 2012
6 signatures
Capping liabilities for lost or stolen mobile phones
Open from Friday 19th August 2011 to Sunday 19th August 2012
5 signatures
Tax/Family Tax Credit is putting more struggling families into serious debt
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th February 2012
2 signatures
The Break Up of Cartels and Monopolies
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
5 signatures
Give Local authority leaders' boards finance powers.
Open from Wednesday 10th August 2011 to Friday 10th August 2012
2 signatures
Politicians Should List their Business Deals and Connections
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
4 signatures
Cost reduction in number of national politicians
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
7 signatures
CUT BUDGET OF EU PARLIAMENT
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
9 signatures
Control of Music and Singing in Public Places
Open from Friday 12th August 2011 to Sunday 12th August 2012
9 signatures
Police reform
Open from Friday 12th August 2011 to Sunday 12th August 2012
2 signatures
Create UK Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection laws.
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
7 signatures
Petition for Research Into the use of Ibogaine for Treatment of Heroin Addicts
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
6 signatures
don't kill the badgers
Open from Friday 12th August 2011 to Saturday 12th November 2011
6 signatures
MP's on contracts
Open from Tuesday 9th August 2011 to Thursday 9th August 2012
5 signatures
Introduce a 'Guardian Angel' scheme to combat anti-social behaviour
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
3 signatures
Introduce more stretching/competitive educational achievement from early years to secondary.
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
2 signatures
equality of tax percentages
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
3 signatures
Control of issuing the money supply be removed from the Bank of England and placed in the hands of government to make interest free loans
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
5 signatures
Scrap central revenue and let locally elected councils decide on taxes
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
2 signatures
Impose an extratax on haulage companies so that lorries pay extra to use th middle lane.
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th February 2012
2 signatures
repeal laws against prostitution
Open from Friday 12th August 2011 to Sunday 12th August 2012
6 signatures
Fair deal for divorced or speared Father
Open from Wednesday 24th August 2011 to Friday 24th August 2012
3 signatures
reform of charity commission and greater control of charities business activites
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
3 signatures
Economics should be part of the National Curriculum
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
7 signatures
Support UK industry
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
5 signatures
Advertise all central government jobs on a central government website rather than in a newspaper.
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
3 signatures
Give M.P.s six months holiday, please
Open from Sunday 7th August 2011 to Tuesday 7th August 2012
2 signatures
Restrictions on Heavy Goods Vehicles
Open from Monday 8th August 2011 to Wednesday 8th August 2012
5 signatures
A seat for every MP in a modern House of Commons
Open from Tuesday 9th August 2011 to Thursday 9th August 2012
4 signatures
Block government bank holdings sale without commons free vote.
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
3 signatures
GIve grants to charities which support SMET.
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
2 signatures
Clear, transparent contracts
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Nation Wide check to find Illegal Immigrants
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
8 signatures
Ministers That Make Bad Decisions Should Be Struck Off
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th February 2012
2 signatures
Get Rid of Quango's as promissed
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
8 signatures
Raise Tax On Alcohol
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
6 signatures
Abolish all taxes except income, capital gains tax, and punitive tax on recreational drugs.
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
4 signatures
Increase the mimimum wage so as to make work pay
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
9 signatures
Domestic Properties (for sale or for rent) should have to state how large they are.
Open from Wednesday 10th August 2011 to Friday 10th August 2012
2 signatures
Against the formation of an English Parliament
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
2 signatures
Tax Relief on Rental Properties due to relocation
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th February 2012
2 signatures
Abolish the dangerous cartoons act (yes it is real.)
Open from Wednesday 10th August 2011 to Friday 10th February 2012
6 signatures
Restrict state benefits to foreign nationals
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
7 signatures
Stop publication of persons when arrested by police
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
6 signatures
Make cycling helmets and insurance compulsory
Open from Wednesday 10th August 2011 to Friday 10th August 2012
6 signatures
State schools to teach New English/National English
Open from Thursday 18th August 2011 to Saturday 18th August 2012
5 signatures
Having a Driving License is a privilege not a right, abuse it, you lose it - FOR LIFE
Open from Monday 8th August 2011 to Wednesday 8th August 2012
6 signatures
Government Loan Guarantee Scheme
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
3 signatures
HORSE RIDERS RIDING ABREAST SIDE BY SIDE ON THE PUBLIC HIGHWAY
Open from Monday 8th August 2011 to Wednesday 8th August 2012
9 signatures
“Citizenship is a privilege not a Right”
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
8 signatures
Prohibit foreign nationals resident in UK from operating political parties (in UK) opposing their home countries.
Open from Wednesday 17th August 2011 to Friday 17th August 2012
4 signatures
Devolution to English Parliament, Northern Assembly and South Country Assembly
Open from Tuesday 16th August 2011 to Thursday 16th August 2012
4 signatures
Benefit payouts will exceed income tax revenue
Open from Monday 15th August 2011 to Wednesday 15th August 2012
3 signatures
Have M.S.C 32 Gothenburg Put Back In To 1987 Condition
Open from Monday 8th August 2011 to Wednesday 8th August 2012
4 signatures
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