Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
Free Schools PSHE - Learning about "stable relationships" not "the importance of marriage"
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
8 signatures
Legally limit how much the Uk Gov can borrow
Open from Tuesday 6th December 2011 to Thursday 6th December 2012
2 signatures
WE COULD BE OUT OF RECESSION IN DAYS - LET PARLIAMENT DEBATE WHY THEY DON'T WANT TO
Open from Tuesday 6th December 2011 to Thursday 6th December 2012
5 signatures
Making work more attractive than living on benefits
Open from Tuesday 6th December 2011 to Thursday 6th December 2012
4 signatures
To allow direct flights from London to Baghdad
Open from Tuesday 6th December 2011 to Thursday 6th December 2012
6 signatures
ExcessivePay Must be CUrbed Through the Tax System
Open from Tuesday 6th December 2011 to Thursday 6th December 2012
3 signatures
Local Councils' Standards
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
3 signatures
make top pay no more than 100 time bottom pay in company
Open from Tuesday 6th December 2011 to Thursday 6th December 2012
2 signatures
child costs
Open from Wednesday 7th December 2011 to Friday 7th December 2012
2 signatures
Home insulation and energy efficiency
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
3 signatures
New European Treaty
Open from Tuesday 6th December 2011 to Tuesday 6th March 2012
9 signatures
Introduce a super driving test
Open from Tuesday 6th December 2011 to Thursday 6th December 2012
1 signatures
Call for a referendum on UK signing any new EU treaty as a result of the Eurozone Crisis
Open from Tuesday 6th December 2011 to Thursday 6th December 2012
4 signatures
Stop frivolous spending!
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Saturday 9th June 2012
1 signatures
Free TV Licensing to over 60 and for the Blind
Open from Tuesday 6th December 2011 to Thursday 6th December 2012
4 signatures
all utility companys forced to charge per unit
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
4 signatures
Act against cowboy builders
Open from Wednesday 7th December 2011 to Thursday 7th June 2012
6 signatures
Bus Pass users should be means tested under retirement age
Open from Tuesday 6th December 2011 to Tuesday 6th March 2012
2 signatures
All over 65s should be allowed to have preventative scans for signs of Alzheimer’s Disease & treated with drugs even before the onset of symptoms
Open from Wednesday 7th December 2011 to Friday 7th December 2012
5 signatures
Abolish Insurance Finance
Open from Wednesday 7th December 2011 to Thursday 7th June 2012
4 signatures
Give the Croydon Association For pastoral Care in Mental health more support
Open from Wednesday 7th December 2011 to Friday 7th December 2012
1 signatures
Money for Mental Health
Open from Wednesday 7th December 2011 to Friday 7th December 2012
8 signatures
Help St Christopher's Hospice With Funding
Open from Wednesday 7th December 2011 to Friday 7th December 2012
2 signatures
At last a Solution to our debt problems
Open from Wednesday 7th December 2011 to Friday 7th December 2012
8 signatures
stop child labour now
Open from Wednesday 7th December 2011 to Thursday 7th June 2012
7 signatures
Legally Binding Care Home Funding
Open from Wednesday 7th December 2011 to Friday 7th December 2012
2 signatures
have a seperate executive from the legislature
Open from Wednesday 7th December 2011 to Wednesday 7th March 2012
1 signatures
FIRST: the Financial Industry Regulatory Standard Tariff
Open from Wednesday 7th December 2011 to Friday 7th December 2012
1 signatures
Freedom of choice to Smokers
Open from Wednesday 7th December 2011 to Friday 7th December 2012
8 signatures
Stop Northern Rock asset stripping.
Open from Wednesday 7th December 2011 to Friday 7th December 2012
2 signatures
for VAT to be charged on domestic flights
Open from Wednesday 7th December 2011 to Wednesday 7th March 2012
2 signatures
Invite Commonwealth of Nations to full membership of the United Kingdom
Open from Wednesday 7th December 2011 to Friday 7th December 2012
4 signatures
tax winter fuel and christmas box payments
Open from Thursday 8th December 2011 to Saturday 8th December 2012
1 signatures
Sure Start Maternity Grant for first time applicants even if you have other children
Open from Wednesday 7th December 2011 to Wednesday 7th March 2012
2 signatures
No Compromise with the Public Sector
Open from Thursday 8th December 2011 to Saturday 8th December 2012
6 signatures
Arab Maghreb Union
Open from Wednesday 7th December 2011 to Friday 7th December 2012
1 signatures
call for a fairer economy (2)
Open from Thursday 8th December 2011 to Saturday 8th December 2012
1 signatures
David Attenborough Appreciation Day
Open from Thursday 8th December 2011 to Saturday 8th December 2012
3 signatures
Review effect of breakthrough seizures caused by generic medications on driving privileges
Open from Thursday 8th December 2011 to Saturday 8th December 2012
1 signatures
Petition to Re-Open Canterbury Homeless Shelter
Open from Wednesday 18th January 2012 to Wednesday 18th April 2012
2 signatures
One-child policy
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
5 signatures
Rises in Public Sector Pay and Benefits
Open from Thursday 8th December 2011 to Saturday 8th December 2012
2 signatures
Add Road Tax to the Price of Petrol
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Saturday 9th June 2012
4 signatures
STOP SALE OF FLAMMABLE LIQUIDS ON AIRCRAFT
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
1 signatures
Magna Carta and constitution
Open from Thursday 8th December 2011 to Saturday 8th December 2012
1 signatures
Public Offshore Investment Declarations for Ministers - demonstrate who is truly 'Backing-Britain'
Open from Thursday 8th December 2011 to Saturday 8th December 2012
2 signatures
Help a british institution. save our pubs
Open from Thursday 8th December 2011 to Saturday 8th December 2012
6 signatures
Support recreational all-terrain driving through establishing a national off-road network
Open from Thursday 8th December 2011 to Saturday 8th December 2012
3 signatures
End excessive bank charges and interest rates for individuals by all financial institutions
Open from Thursday 8th December 2011 to Saturday 8th December 2012
2 signatures
Petition to Re-Open the Canterbury Homeless Shelter
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Friday 9th March 2012
1 signatures
Improve UK Broadband Pricing and Availability
Open from Thursday 8th December 2011 to Saturday 8th December 2012
9 signatures
Do we have to scream!!
Open from Thursday 8th December 2011 to Saturday 8th December 2012
4 signatures
Government and Corporate Electricty Wastage
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
2 signatures
Dis-allow reference to former governments in PMQ's
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Tuesday 12th June 2012
2 signatures
Renegotiate EU Treaty to claim back control of our benefits system
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
3 signatures
Police to carry out random roadside breath tests
Open from Thursday 8th December 2011 to Saturday 8th December 2012
1 signatures
Currencies (like euro), economic policies (like quantitative easing), court judgements should be decided by a sovereign state, not dictated by others
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
3 signatures
minimum penalty for drunk drivers
Open from Thursday 8th December 2011 to Saturday 8th December 2012
5 signatures
Make it illegal to smoke in cars with children
Open from Thursday 8th December 2011 to Friday 8th June 2012
7 signatures
Elect the Head of the BBC
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
2 signatures
Improvements to A120, Essex
Open from Thursday 8th December 2011 to Saturday 8th December 2012
6 signatures
Treat Gingerism as you treat racism
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th September 2012
5 signatures
CCTV Cameras Under The Billet Road Underpass
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Friday 9th March 2012
1 signatures
Adopt Berqvistism
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
5 signatures
Bank charges and the trickery with pending bank balances
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
3 signatures
Stop Stoning In Iran
Open from Monday 19th December 2011 to Wednesday 19th December 2012
2 signatures
romanians and handouts
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
8 signatures
Bring back impeachment of MPs
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
3 signatures
Anti Gun and Knife crime Bristol
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
5 signatures
Government
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
2 signatures
Say NO to any increase in Olympic Levy
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
6 signatures
"No to Inheritence tax"
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
4 signatures
Petition to Limit Sovereign Debt Liabilities
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
3 signatures
Charter a new town: Create an affordable pragmatic place to live and work
Open from Tuesday 20th December 2011 to Thursday 20th December 2012
2 signatures
Create a (CB) Citizens' Band Radio Service at UHF for high-power use
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
9 signatures
Retain the current tax brackets
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
1 signatures
EU Council of Ministers should ensure shelters where clandestines (without ID) live rough should close. Clandestines held in custody until deported
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
3 signatures
Replace discredited Care Quality Commission
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
9 signatures
fixing the UK 's economy
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
8 signatures
Council Tax Charge on Per Person Basis, Instead Of Per House Hold
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
4 signatures
REDUCE VAT & CAP COSTS
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
1 signatures
NHS Direct should be free
Open from Friday 9th December 2011 to Sunday 9th December 2012
3 signatures
MEPs who change nationality to be forced to go
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
3 signatures
Help First Time Home Buyers
Open from Tuesday 20th December 2011 to Thursday 20th December 2012
3 signatures
Child Abuse is NOT PORN!
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
5 signatures
Stop local councils telling tenants to squat until eviction from landlords
Open from Tuesday 20th December 2011 to Thursday 20th December 2012
3 signatures
Ministerial guidelines should require record of each GP patient notes whether he/she choose to have suitable future drug trails & about organ donation
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
1 signatures
removal of operators licence for 4500kg vehicles
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Tuesday 12th June 2012
1 signatures
Cameron to urgently renege UK stance at Dec 8-9 Euro summit
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Monday 12th March 2012
1 signatures
Full UK devolution NOW and Full EU Intergation
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Monday 12th March 2012
1 signatures
Regulation of "Service Charges" of Private Landlords
Open from Tuesday 20th December 2011 to Thursday 20th December 2012
6 signatures
The Patriotic Retirement Plan:
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
4 signatures
Create an E-Petition Counter Vote
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Tuesday 12th June 2012
6 signatures
Stamp Duty to be paid by the vendor (seller).
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
9 signatures
Change the way goverment expenses and allowances are allocated and controlled
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
3 signatures
Hertz Hurt
Open from Tuesday 20th December 2011 to Thursday 20th December 2012
1 signatures
Pressuring Cypriot Leaders in order to Reach For an Agreement for the Cyprus Problem as a guaranteeing partner
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
3 signatures
Make the use of Winter Tyres a legality just like they do in Europe
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Monday 12th March 2012
1 signatures
regulate assistant practitoners
Open from Tuesday 13th December 2011 to Thursday 13th December 2012
8 signatures
Freeze All Benefits except pensions for the remainder of this Parliment
Open from Monday 12th December 2011 to Wednesday 12th December 2012
5 signatures
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