Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
The Cost of Living
Open from Friday 2nd September 2011 to Sunday 2nd September 2012
4 signatures
Police Horse Manure
Open from Monday 5th September 2011 to Monday 5th March 2012
6 signatures
Apprenticeships and Child Tax Credit
Open from Friday 2nd September 2011 to Friday 2nd March 2012
4 signatures
Members of Parliament should be more reflective of the general population
Open from Monday 5th September 2011 to Wednesday 5th September 2012
2 signatures
stop all job seekers benefits for people who have never worked.
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
3 signatures
Stop large familys geting 5 and 6 bedroom houses paid for by the council
Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
5 signatures
Remove Prime Ministerial right to push Emergency Legislation
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Saturday 1st September 2012
2 signatures
scrap vat on fruit fruit and veg
Open from Friday 2nd September 2011 to Friday 2nd December 2011
3 signatures
Cost to the public of riots, strikes, protests and marches should be borne by those perpetrating them.
Open from Friday 2nd September 2011 to Sunday 2nd September 2012
2 signatures
Appeals against decisions by official bodies should not be heard by the body that made it.
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
2 signatures
legalize oppisite sex civil partnerships + same sex marriage
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Saturday 26th May 2012
6 signatures
Withdraw Government funding from the Met Office
Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
9 signatures
Regulating cyclists
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
5 signatures
The Right To Speak With an M.P.
Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
8 signatures
reduce out of work benefits by 5% each year
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
3 signatures
FSA Control over motor insurance policy amounts
Open from Friday 2nd September 2011 to Sunday 2nd September 2012
3 signatures
Bring back Invalid Carriages for the genuinely disabled
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
3 signatures
hold a review on pedophilia as a mental illness
Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Wednesday 30th May 2012
3 signatures
Bring in legislation that, within 3 years, all food product packaging be made in Britain and be 100% recyclable/re-usable or 100% decomposable
Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
3 signatures
Stop Networks locking mobile phones to their networks
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
7 signatures
Contracts for HS2 construction should preferentially be given to UK companies, employing workers in UK
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
4 signatures
VAT REDUCTION ON GYM - SPORTS MEMBERSHIPS
Open from Friday 2nd September 2011 to Friday 2nd March 2012
2 signatures
Governmental Control of Nationalised Banks
Open from Friday 2nd September 2011 to Sunday 2nd September 2012
4 signatures
Make Forces Pensions past & present TAX FREE
Open from Wednesday 4th January 2012 to Wednesday 4th July 2012
2 signatures
End Benefits for all Immigrants after 6 Months
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
9 signatures
Ban MPs from having second jobs paid or not.
Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
9 signatures
Employers should publicise all vacancies before using Employment Agencies
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
6 signatures
SCRAP ALGEBRA FROM G.C.S.E MATHS
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
2 signatures
Why should I get free prescriptions?
Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
2 signatures
Ban Botox 4 Babes
Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
9 signatures
M4 J4a / M25 Filter Lane
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
6 signatures
Advance payment of benefits instead of arrears
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Saturday 26th November 2011
3 signatures
disqualified driving
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
5 signatures
Stop UK companies from profitting from Libyan crisis
Open from Wednesday 31st August 2011 to Wednesday 29th February 2012
1 signatures
Make boxing day a public holiday
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
8 signatures
Stop road traffic roundabouts being covered in trees and other visual obstructions
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
3 signatures
Ban all forms of personal credit Except mortgages on first homes.
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Saturday 1st September 2012
2 signatures
illegal drugs available from the health service to reduce crime
Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
2 signatures
Move Houses of Parliament to the Olympic Stadium
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
4 signatures
Foreign vehicle UK entry road tax
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Sunday 16th December 2012
7 signatures
We the undersigned, vote in favour of granting Full Planning Permission to the proposed Lewisham Premier Inn Hotel (DC/11/77382/X)
Open from Wednesday 31st August 2011 to Wednesday 30th November 2011
2 signatures
Universities to select on the number of UCAS points
Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
2 signatures
Hook up the national grid to the crematoriums
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Saturday 1st September 2012
4 signatures
Petition to ensure that councils use their reserves to maintain sure start and council ran youth clubs
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
4 signatures
Enforce motorist abuse of cycle ASL/ASZ boxes
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
4 signatures
Create an advanced green/go signal for cyclists at ASL/ASZ boxes
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
7 signatures
Rename the Bank of England to better represent UK
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Saturday 1st September 2012
4 signatures
Amendment to Licensing Act 2003 (to ensure payment)
Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
2 signatures
Stop the proliferation of CRB checks
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
8 signatures
DO NOT BAN OR CHARGE FOR PLASTIC BAGS
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
9 signatures
Reinstall CCTV in Birmingham Suburbs
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th February 2012
3 signatures
Allow Driving Lessons At 16
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
2 signatures
staple foods for pensioners
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
6 signatures
Change the emphasis and target of Police Speed camera teams to Accident prevention on Motorways and Trunk Roads
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th February 2012
1 signatures
Make Forces Pensions Past and Present Tax Free
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Saturday 1st September 2012
5 signatures
MOVE SCHOOL SUMMER HOLIDAYS FORWARD A MONTH
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
5 signatures
Local Councils To Levy Tax On Empty Shops Every Month
Open from Friday 2nd September 2011 to Sunday 2nd September 2012
6 signatures
Label food as ethically produced
Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
3 signatures
Identification of commercial vehicles (particularly those known as "white vans").
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
3 signatures
Make Forces Pensions Past and Present Tax Free
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Saturday 1st September 2012
2 signatures
motorways
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
4 signatures
Increase Student Maintenance Loan With Special Dispensation
Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
2 signatures
GAME is monopolising the retail games market in the UK
Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
5 signatures
Affordable quality homes for 3 generations under one roof
Open from Wednesday 31st August 2011 to Friday 31st August 2012
7 signatures
consider making forces pensions past and present tax free
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Saturday 1st September 2012
2 signatures
Make Forces Pension Past & Present Tax Free
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Saturday 1st September 2012
5 signatures
International Baccalaureate to replace A-levels
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
4 signatures
petition to create a government body to help deal with, identify and prevent domestic abuse
Open from Friday 16th December 2011 to Sunday 16th December 2012
3 signatures
Remove Average Speed Check due to 'Speed Watching'
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
3 signatures
Affordable advanced driving workshops to improve safety on our roads
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
2 signatures
Abolish All Blocking Of Internet Websites
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
8 signatures
All overseas aid should be given in the form of UK vouchers that can only be spent on goods and services provided by UK companies.
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
3 signatures
Means test job seekers allowance to those living with parents, as you would with unmarried couples.
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
3 signatures
As an antidote to any possible laissez-faire upbringing every pupil should be taught and assessed in a formal subject about being a good citizen
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
3 signatures
Stop tax avoidance for large companies and the rich.
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Friday 1st June 2012
7 signatures
motability standardisation
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
2 signatures
Do not recconise the Libyian NTC
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Friday 25th November 2011
2 signatures
Highway Robbery
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
3 signatures
Give young people an incentive to recycle aluminium and glass drink cans
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Thursday 1st March 2012
3 signatures
Stop entertainment and leisure venues from over-charging for refreshments.
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
2 signatures
Family allowance
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Saturday 1st September 2012
6 signatures
Recover cost of Libya military action from frozen Libyan assets
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
9 signatures
Stop Briitish Telecom Charging Line Rental
Open from Tuesday 30th August 2011 to Thursday 30th August 2012
6 signatures
Support equal human rights in the new democratic arab states!
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Friday 25th May 2012
4 signatures
Introduce a Usury Act
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Saturday 1st September 2012
5 signatures
Finance Brokers
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Saturday 1st September 2012
2 signatures
Parliament should be reduced to 5 weeks holiday a year
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
6 signatures
Employment for Neets (not in employment, education or training)
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
4 signatures
Reduce traffic delays on A303 at Stonehenge
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
8 signatures
Stop ALL Non Domiciliary tax evasion
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Saturday 1st September 2012
8 signatures
Use of electronic equipment in either inciting or illegal actions such as rioting
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
1 signatures
Reduce the Gravity in Strong Beers
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
2 signatures
free laptop for children in low incom families
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Thursday 8th December 2011
3 signatures
stop car insurers collaberation in raising premiums on drivers with a previous non-fault claim
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
8 signatures
BATESWOOD NATURE RESERVE NOT TO BE FISHED!
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Friday 25th November 2011
7 signatures
Statutory sick pay review
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
6 signatures
regulate APR for money lender's
Open from Thursday 1st September 2011 to Saturday 1st September 2012
4 signatures
Members of the Cabinet should only be paid the National Minimum Wage
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Friday 25th November 2011
9 signatures
Repatriation of all Libyan asylum seekers
Open from Friday 26th August 2011 to Sunday 26th August 2012
7 signatures
Put energy generation into a charitable trust
Open from Thursday 25th August 2011 to Saturday 25th August 2012
5 signatures
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