Some petitions get millions of signatures. A fair number get thousands. A lot get hundreds. But most don't. Most petitions only get signed by the petition's author and their mates. And some petition authors don't really have many mates at all.
This section is dedicated to those plucky triers. Or, to be more precise, those plucky failers. These are the petitions that didn't even reach double figures.
To be fair, some petitions end up with only a handful of signatures for reasons that are not their fault. When a general election is called and Parliament is dissolved, all petitions are closed immediately no matter how much longer they should have run for. To avoid penalising the unlucky ones that were submitted just before a dissolution, we're only including petitions here that ran for at least a month.
ABOLITION OF OFFICE OF PRIME MINISTER
Open from Monday 5th September 2011 to Wednesday 5th September 2012
1 signatures
Mileage Based Bus Fare tables
Open from Monday 5th September 2011 to Monday 5th March 2012
2 signatures
Stop on-shoring via Intra Company Transfers and/or the new EU mode4
Open from Monday 5th September 2011 to Wednesday 5th September 2012
5 signatures
In the event of planning disputes the default answer to new development should not be 'yes'.
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Wednesday 7th December 2011
8 signatures
Government employee Trade Union membership
Open from Tuesday 6th September 2011 to Thursday 6th September 2012
8 signatures
Change the law on resteration and demolition
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
3 signatures
What is wrong with new build
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
2 signatures
Free travel for over 65's to be means tested
Open from Tuesday 6th September 2011 to Thursday 6th September 2012
4 signatures
To ban the compulsory use of a school logo on uniforms
Open from Friday 9th September 2011 to Sunday 9th September 2012
4 signatures
Dealing With Obesity
Open from Tuesday 6th September 2011 to Thursday 6th September 2012
4 signatures
No bonuses for senior council employees
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
9 signatures
Property part-exchange
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
3 signatures
seats on trains
Open from Tuesday 6th September 2011 to Thursday 6th September 2012
6 signatures
Get rid of the English baccalaureate
Open from Tuesday 13th September 2011 to Thursday 13th September 2012
2 signatures
The BBC should make a public apology over the fake libya footage.
Open from Tuesday 6th September 2011 to Thursday 6th September 2012
2 signatures
save child's mental and physical welfare from false accusations
Open from Wednesday 14th September 2011 to Thursday 14th June 2012
7 signatures
Make Big Ben's chimes available as a 24/7 audio stream
Open from Tuesday 6th September 2011 to Thursday 6th September 2012
6 signatures
wealth cap
Open from Thursday 29th December 2011 to Saturday 29th December 2012
4 signatures
Jury System Appointment used to appoint new Members to The House of Lords!
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
2 signatures
Empower our Select Committees of Parliament with the same Rights and Powers of a US Senate Committee
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
2 signatures
Windturbine + Wave/Tidal Turbine offshore Combined on same sites
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
7 signatures
Let victims decide the punishment
Open from Tuesday 6th September 2011 to Thursday 6th September 2012
3 signatures
Parents with truanting children should lose benefits
Open from Tuesday 6th September 2011 to Wednesday 6th June 2012
2 signatures
Require transmission companies to justify why pylons should be built above ground
Open from Tuesday 6th September 2011 to Thursday 6th September 2012
9 signatures
A NEW DEFINITION OF BRITISHNESS:RESUBMISSION
Open from Tuesday 6th September 2011 to Thursday 6th September 2012
2 signatures
Reduce Inter -Bank clearance times to 4 hours
Open from Thursday 15th September 2011 to Saturday 15th September 2012
2 signatures
Create A National War Memorial To The Civilian Dead
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
9 signatures
All Holiday provision and ABTA/ATOL status
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
2 signatures
Mobile Telecommunications Coverage
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
2 signatures
Enforce a mimimum percentage of renewables supply on energy companies
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Wednesday 7th December 2011
2 signatures
Ban court Proceedings from being televised
Open from Tuesday 6th September 2011 to Tuesday 6th March 2012
1 signatures
Show Live Premier League Football FTA
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
7 signatures
When awarding public sector contracts British people and buisness' should be considered more preferrably than non-British.
Open from Friday 9th September 2011 to Sunday 9th September 2012
3 signatures
Cash Accounting Scheme for VAT - Increase Thresholds
Open from Tuesday 13th September 2011 to Thursday 13th September 2012
1 signatures
stop the analogue switch off
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
7 signatures
Make Trains More Wheelchair Accessible
Open from Tuesday 6th September 2011 to Thursday 6th September 2012
8 signatures
To stop all costly hacking Inquiries and the blanket TV coverage thereof.
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
4 signatures
STOP granting ESA to people who are depressed
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
4 signatures
Openness on immigration policies
Open from Tuesday 13th September 2011 to Thursday 13th September 2012
7 signatures
Increase import VAT to reduce fuel duty and increase employment.
Open from Tuesday 13th September 2011 to Thursday 13th September 2012
1 signatures
driving theory test change.
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
1 signatures
'Sectarianism' and the Anti-English culture of Irish football clubs in Glasgow and 'Sectarianism'.
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Thursday 8th March 2012
2 signatures
Treat Individuals Equally in all Criminal Proceedings
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
7 signatures
Abolish Local Councils and Local Governments in England
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Wednesday 7th March 2012
2 signatures
Use of the word slow in traffic signs
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
2 signatures
Mandatory installation of 2 Electric car charging points at fuel stations
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Saturday 15th December 2012
4 signatures
Concessionary Train Travel For Veterans of Armed Conflict.
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Wednesday 7th March 2012
3 signatures
Agency Workers Directive
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Wednesday 7th December 2011
3 signatures
The UK Government should pressure The White House to release Bin Laden proof of death pictures
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
2 signatures
Make Muswell Hill Independant of Haringey Council
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
3 signatures
e-petition adding value to this process
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
2 signatures
make areas of outstanding natural beauty totaly safe from development
Open from Monday 12th September 2011 to Wednesday 12th September 2012
9 signatures
Improve child services (help lines etc) for children being abused and looking for help
Open from Wednesday 14th September 2011 to Friday 14th September 2012
2 signatures
Make it illegal for cold callers to ring at doorbells after 6pm
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
5 signatures
overseas volunteer programme 16-19
Open from Friday 9th September 2011 to Sunday 9th September 2012
2 signatures
Local Authority Funded After School Clubs
Open from Tuesday 13th September 2011 to Thursday 13th September 2012
7 signatures
Give all Celebrities Licences Which Can Be Taken Away If Poor Role Models
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
4 signatures
Smooth Curve Progressive Income Tax Rate System
Open from Tuesday 13th September 2011 to Thursday 13th September 2012
4 signatures
Introduce a 5p, 10p, 15p tax bracket and scrap the 50p tax bracket tax
Open from Tuesday 13th September 2011 to Thursday 13th September 2012
2 signatures
Alcohol rehab aftercare
Open from Thursday 15th December 2011 to Friday 15th June 2012
3 signatures
GAP and Motor Insurance
Open from Thursday 15th September 2011 to Friday 15th June 2012
7 signatures
Parking of high-sided vehicles on front driveway
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
3 signatures
Abolish government interference in the BBC
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
6 signatures
REPLACE MAXIMUM SENTANCES WITH MINIMUM SENTANCES WITH DOUBLE SENTANCES FOR THOSE THAT MAKE THE LAWS (MP's, JUDGES)
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
2 signatures
Make political education a compulsory of the national curriculum.
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
4 signatures
Review the effect of 50% income tax on wealth creation.
Open from Tuesday 13th September 2011 to Thursday 13th September 2012
1 signatures
Encourage schools to link up with outside sports clubs
Open from Wednesday 14th September 2011 to Friday 14th September 2012
5 signatures
ITV
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
3 signatures
Encourage every unversity to open a large science/business park.
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
3 signatures
The Removal of Non-Elected Board Members from Housing Associations Boards
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
2 signatures
Mismanagement of Social Housing
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
2 signatures
Release National Census details within 60 years or less
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Friday 8th June 2012
6 signatures
Universal show size adoption
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
2 signatures
Levy VAT on ALL purchases, but at low rate (eg 5%) and non-reclaimable by anyone thus avoiding huge admin costs
Open from Tuesday 13th September 2011 to Thursday 13th September 2012
2 signatures
jobs for britain
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
8 signatures
MINIMUM COMPULSORY PRISON TERMS 5 STRIKES AND YOU ARE OUT
Open from Wednesday 7th September 2011 to Friday 7th September 2012
3 signatures
Let's debate a restructuring of the global economic structure.
Open from Tuesday 13th September 2011 to Thursday 13th September 2012
2 signatures
Not to allow individuals or groups to be trustees or 'individuals of significant importance' of more than one charity.
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
2 signatures
Ensure that the policy of new Free schools is kept to.
Open from Wednesday 14th September 2011 to Friday 14th September 2012
1 signatures
Provision of a basic funded level of care in care/nursing homes
Open from Tuesday 13th September 2011 to Wednesday 13th June 2012
2 signatures
New public unit to submit bids to tenders. Scrap PFI and PPP.
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
5 signatures
The Merging of Police Forces throughout England and Wales
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
1 signatures
Creation of a legally binding constitution for the People of Northern Ireland
Open from Friday 9th September 2011 to Sunday 9th September 2012
2 signatures
Ban convicts from playing the lottery
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
2 signatures
Refurbish the Houses of Parliament
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
2 signatures
Protection from trial by media
Open from Friday 9th September 2011 to Sunday 9th September 2012
5 signatures
Suspend child benefit where children are violent, abusive or disruptive in school and for poor attendance
Open from Wednesday 14th September 2011 to Friday 14th September 2012
2 signatures
Stop the use of celebrities in advertisement campaigns.
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
5 signatures
Stamp Duty Legislation revision
Open from Tuesday 13th September 2011 to Tuesday 13th March 2012
1 signatures
reduce council tax when social housing is bought into the private sector
Open from Thursday 13th October 2011 to Saturday 13th October 2012
2 signatures
Entitle anyone charged with a criminal offence to unlimited legal aid right up until conviction and appeal (if applicable)
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
2 signatures
not a tax payer = no vote
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
6 signatures
Ban Fried Chicken on Public Transport
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
5 signatures
Non-EU versus EU customs rules should be the same
Open from Tuesday 13th September 2011 to Thursday 13th September 2012
2 signatures
Instruct Local Health Trusts to stop employing European Doctors on short term contracts
Open from Monday 12th September 2011 to Monday 12th March 2012
3 signatures
NEW BRITISH PARLIAMENT
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Saturday 8th September 2012
1 signatures
No income tax paid on minimum wage.
Open from Tuesday 13th September 2011 to Thursday 13th September 2012
7 signatures
Help people who contribute to society
Open from Thursday 8th September 2011 to Thursday 8th March 2012
2 signatures
Fair competition with TV providers
Open from Friday 9th September 2011 to Sunday 9th September 2012
3 signatures
Education : Allow Students with Learning disabilities to retake college courses a second time free of charge or with automatic government grant.
Open from Thursday 15th September 2011 to Saturday 15th September 2012
3 signatures
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